TartanTam

Do you have a tale to tell from a booking thats funny...

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This hapenned to me about ten years ago, I was in a parlour where they had the decorators in, which looked like a husband and wife, anyway I made my choice and away we went in the room, after about 30 minutes the lady was really going for it, and was suprised to hear a knocking on the other wall, and the woman shouting at us to make less noise.

Not about to be put off I carried on, and when our time was up, said to the working girl, that was a bit much of the decorator to knock on the wall like that, and was amazed at the response, when she replied, oh dont take any notice of my mum, she was just having a laugh.

I asked at reception who the decerator was, and was told it was the mother of the lady I had just booked....

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Hi Escort user, have something similar, but don't know about funny lol :D

A couple of weeks ago, two guy's booked to see another girl and myself,

so, guy I was seeing said he hadn't done this before, blah blah and that his been married for several years and the guy that he came with to appointement had introduced him to this.....which was his DAD.

After appointement, he got really nervous/agitated and said, 'oh look, if you ever see me out of here, don't say hello will you, as I will most probably be with my wife, and don't come up to me or approach me, ok ?!' I reassured him and told him I don't actually live in the area, so there would be a small chance of us 'bumping' into one another :D:D:p

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dont know if you find this funny but on one of my very first nervous punts I decided to try viagra but in error I took an overdose ..It was terrible I felt I was going to explode,blow up literally. There was this big red throbbing thing with little or no sensation . The lady tried everything -- eventually using up her whole tube of lube -- still nothing. This went on for a few hours until it was time to go . We said our goodbyes and I left her in the hotel room having a well earned relaxing bath. Went down to the lobby and panicked as I had left my wallet up in the room--- into the lift -- up to the room-- said hello 'forgot my wallet ' and I felt a strange somewhat startled reaction from the escort.

Afterwards ,I checked my wallet-- could not be certain if she had lifted some money but she definitely had removed the remaining viagra tablets placed in it-- presumably out of retribution !! :D. Having punted quite a bit since then,I now appreciate how frustrated and pissed off she must have felt !

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How funny! The guy in question of my post just put a bad review on me, hey ho x it actually says more about him then myself lol and I find it very offputing doing a booking with a client constantly talking about his 'wife' when seeing them, not

Putting full detail in the review like how he wanted to cum two-three times in half an hour, but hey, he hasn't been before lol!

Xxxxx

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Bit difficult to write on this little thing, can't do any emotions smily xxx

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How funny! The guy in question of my post just put a bad review on me, hey ho x it actually says more about him then myself lol and I find it very offputing doing a booking with a client constantly talking about his 'wife' when seeing them, not

Putting full detail in the review like how he wanted to cum two-three times in half an hour, but hey, he hasn't been before lol!

Xxxxx

Interesting that it's his first time with a pro, but that "we started with the traditional clothes removal" ? :)

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Bit difficult to write on this little thing, can't do any emotions smily xxx

It makes you wonder what the guy was expecting....no matter how many reviews you read, you cant expect the booking to go exactly as you had planned, especially as it was his first visit to someone who works in this industry.

What did he want in a 30 minute booking.....lets hope he puts it down to his lack of experiance, as really nerves do play a big part on the first time, and in time he can put it into a proper experiance, and be grateful for the time he had with Natasha.

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lets hope he puts it down to his lack of experiance, as really nerves do play a big part on the first time, and in time he can put it into a proper experiance, and be grateful for the time he had with Natasha

I look forward to reading the rebuttal :)

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Interesting that it's his first time with a pro, but that "we started with the traditional clothes removal" ? :)

Yes! that made me laugh as well Vin DaLoo :):P xxx

It makes you wonder what the guy was expecting....no matter how many reviews you read, you cant expect the booking to go exactly as you had planned, especially as it was his first visit to someone who works in this industry.

What did he want in a 30 minute booking.....lets hope he puts it down to his lack of experiance, as really nerves do play a big part on the first time, and in time he can put it into a proper experiance, and be grateful for the time he had with Natasha.

Haha! lol thanks Escortuser. I don't mind taking the bad with the good, especially in this case where he has put more info that shows his own personality in a light. :D xxx

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I look forward to reading the rebuttal :)

Don't cha just have such a nice, lovely wit about you Harfarhs ? :D

Makes me want to give you a big kiss :):P xxx

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It was not funny at the time but the aftermath was.

It involved chocolate mousse. The hotel bed sheets were covered in a brown goo.

The WG was banned from the hotel and I explained afterwards that the cleaners first impression on seeing brown stained sheets is not going to be "oh look chocolate!"

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Don't cha just have such a nice, lovely wit about you Harfarhs ? :confused:

Makes me want to give you a big kiss :D:p xxx

I was trying to suggest that you (and the guy involved) were much more qualified than escortuser to comment on the punt.

Sorry if you misinterpreted that :D:D xxx

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I was in a very well known establishment in Australia, where there are about 12 ladies to choose from. I took my time choosing, as not all are on show, the good ones are away earning their $.

After a long time, I had made up my mind, went up to reception and described the lady required to the lady receptionist, and she said "Oh that would be Anais, my daughter".

Lovely daughter. Very H.E.

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I was trying to suggest that you (and the guy involved) were much more qualified than escortuser to comment on the punt.

Sorry if you misinterpreted that :confused::D xxx

Surely I can add my thoughts upon a message board!, and be allowed to express an opinion, no matter how qualified I am.

Edited by TartanTam
qualfying the facts....lol.

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