Madam Becky

Most Strange Requests

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I know this has been done before, but at a recent meeting my ghost writing lady asked me the usual question ''whats the strangest thing you've been asked for?''

I met this with a blank look, and explained that after so many years nothing shocked me or even got me to raise an eyebrow.

Doing my book homework today I'm writing about and researching ''Plushism'' The love (literally) of soft toys and teddies. I have now realised I am in fact a ''Furvert'' as between the ages of 6 and 10 I had an inappropriate relationship with an orange push along dog.

The chapter I'm working on today is based around my making glove puppets to satisfy a certain clients needs.

Researching this I'm discovering how serious a hobby this is, with the motto

'In Plush We Thrust'

and problems such as...

Matting

What happens to a plushie's fur after months of cuddling. Generally caused by the tangling of plush fibers and accumulation of body oils, skin flakes, and lint.

Advice such as

''Comb your plush well after each encounter to prevent matting and to prolong useage.''

I do kinda understand this, and it's not really strange, but have any of you ladies been asked for really odd stuff?

I'm just wondering where Orvile fits in to all this Plush. Didn't he have feathers? Is that a different thing?

Madam enjoying her work Becky!

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Just about everybody loves fabrics that are pleasant to the touch such as satin, silk and velvet, but plush toys are a bit strange!

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Just about everybody loves fabrics that are pleasant to the touch such as satin, silk and velvet, but plush toys are a bit strange!

Mmmm Ribbon rubbing is grand! I'm often to be found feeling fabric.

My research is leading me into a new world I can tell you. Debates are being held on the subject of being unfaithful to your teddy with another plush. Not sure about that!

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I often find myself touching cotton but a visit to the lavatory normally sorts this out.

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I know this has been done before, but at a recent meeting my ghost writing lady asked me the usual question ''whats the strangest thing you've been asked for?''

I met this with a blank look, and explained that after so many years nothing shocked me or even got me to raise an eyebrow.

Doing my book homework today I'm writing about and researching ''Plushism'' The love (literally) of soft toys and teddies. I have now realised I am in fact a ''Furvert'' as between the ages of 6 and 10 I had an inappropriate relationship with an orange push along dog.

The chapter I'm working on today is based around my making glove puppets to satisfy a certain clients needs.

Researching this I'm discovering how serious a hobby this is, with the motto

'In Plush We Thrust'

and problems such as...

Matting

What happens to a plushie's fur after months of cuddling. Generally caused by the tangling of plush fibers and accumulation of body oils, skin flakes, and lint.

Advice such as

''Comb your plush well after each encounter to prevent matting and to prolong useage.''

I do kinda understand this, and it's not really strange, but have any of you ladies been asked for really odd stuff?

I'm just wondering where Orvile fits in to all this Plush. Didn't he have feathers? Is that a different thing?

Madam enjoying her work Becky!

I've also had inappropriate relationships with dogs. :D;)

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I often find myself touching cotton but a visit to the lavatory normally sorts this out.

Do you chaps have a selection of soft toys in your staff dressing up box?

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I've also had inappropriate relationships with dogs. :D;)

I say! Stuffed or nubile?

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Do Plushies put their, er, companions in the freezer overnight, as is recommended for the toys of small children?

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Do Plushies put their, er, companions in the freezer overnight, as is recommended for the toys of small children?

Damn - thats where I have been going wrong - I have been putting them in the microwave!

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Do Plushies put their, er, companions in the freezer overnight, as is recommended for the toys of small children?

I know I might regret asking this, but why are toys of small children put in a freezer overnight?

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I know I might regret asking this, but why are toys of small children put in a freezer overnight?

Kills the dust mites ; come on SaSfan, keep up. :D

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I say! Stuffed or nubile?

Don't know what breed, but they had two legs. :D

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BTW, I forgot to inform you that I have acquired a new dog, I had a bit of a problem in naming the animal, I had just about settled on Necrophilia when the Vet had a quiet word with me, he said that he wasn’t all that happy about my previous dog being called Syphilis but that he was definitely drawing the line at Necrophilia, I suppose he had a point, so after some discussion during which I made several suggestions involving various sexual ailments and fetishes, none of which he was that keen on, I compromised and we agreed on Penicillin; however as part of the agreement he did, somewhat naively IMHO, agree that the next time round I could make my own choice, personally I can hardly, so to speak, wait for the day that the receptionist has to announce “Mr SaSfan with Erectile Dysfunction”.

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Are these the same dustmites that are supposed (by some) to protect against the contraction (STS) of asthmatic illness? I just want to know as it's still not quite impossible that I might become a father one day :D

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Do you chaps have a selection of soft toys in your staff dressing up box?

A train set and Kerrplunk but nothing soft. Actually we do have a space hopper which we dress up when we're short for walk ins.

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Are these the same dustmites that are supposed (by some) to protect against the contraction (STS) of asthmatic illness? I just want to know as it's still not quite impossible that I might become a father one day :D

Sorry, I missed your post yesterday.

As far as I am aware, it's the dustmites (or more properly, their faeces) that may cause, or at least trigger, an asthmatic response. My elder son is mildly asthmatic, and my Health Visitor recommended I freeze his soft toys overnight, every now and then.

I don't do it now he's in his 20's, mind. :)

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Do Plushies put their, er, companions in the freezer overnight, as is recommended for the toys of small children?

Dear Caitlin!

The freezer is the least of their worries. I discovered the anal sex with Care Bears section late last night.

I think HH would do well to give Operation Pentameter another 10 shillings and send them off to rescuce a few floppsie bunnies. Although, by all accounts all the plushie sex is consentual, (yiffing its called!) but I can't help feeling that their little beady, wobbly eyes were pleading with me for help.

Shall I phone crimestoppers?

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I rather think you should, yes. I mean, if we adult, human hookers are deemed incapable of consenting to our own abuse :D wtf will the radfems say about voiceless stuffed animals? :)

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I rather think you should, yes. I mean, if we adult, human hookers are deemed incapable of consenting to our own abuse :D wtf will the radfems say about voiceless stuffed animals? :)

I think the government may infact be behind the growth in Plushim, and using me as an unwitting messenger.

Think of it this way, why pay £100+ for a lady when you can buy a Care Bear from the carbooty for 75p?

You (the punter) can then add your own SPH (strategically placed holes.... I know all the lingo!) And as long as you comb your little friend carefully after each session to prevent clumping, one Care Bear will last for months of yiffing.

Working girls will become redundant. Internet porn will be replaced by record viewing figures for Sesame Street. I'm just glad I got out of the business before it all went to Roland Rat shit. At least HOD have got the space hopper.

MBX

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Internet porn will be replaced by record viewing figures for Sesame Street.

Accompanied by record freezer sales figures.

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BTW, I forgot to inform you that I have acquired a new dog, I had a bit of a problem in naming the animal, I had just about settled on Necrophilia when the Vet had a quiet word with me, he said that he wasn't all that happy about my previous dog being called Syphilis but that he was definitely drawing the line at Necrophilia, I suppose he had a point, so after some discussion during which I made several suggestions involving various sexual ailments and fetishes, none of which he was that keen on, I compromised and we agreed on Penicillin; however as part of the agreement he did, somewhat naively IMHO, agree that the next time round I could make my own choice, personally I can hardly, so to speak, wait for the day that the receptionist has to announce "Mr SaSfan with Erectile Dysfunction".

Call him Dick. When you ring the Vet just say your Dick is sad and forlorn if not a litte limp

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