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What does one talk about when with an escort?

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I have a regular Indian escort I visit about once per week in south London.

We always end up talking about India (well, she wasn't born there but her parents are from the country and thus has lots of family there), as well as sexual small talk.

Once, she told me about the first time she had a vaginal orgasm, or how she likes to be fingered. :)

What are the normal topics of conversation during punts?

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I met one lovely lady the other week and we both talked about university, food recipes.

And of course that great conversation starter Music.

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Talk about travel, music, television programs, wine, pubs, cinema, theatre, current events.

Never ask her about her personal life and never, ever tell her about your own personal life.

As long as you're both anonymous to each oher then it's safe and fun.

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What are the normal topics of conversation during punts?

My topics of conversation are fairly wide ranging, from a question like "Have you ever eaten frogs' legs", through "Did you hear that tosser [insert name of your choice] on the Radio this morning? what a wanker!", to "You know you have got the most magic [insert body part and description of same of your choice] this side of the Alps", and most stations in between.

Having said all that, I really don't treat a lady that I am paying for sexual services differently from any other lady, in terms of a conversation that is.

Word of warning, I am not considered to be "normal".

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Normal!!!

Are we not all "deviant" on here.

That's what the sociologists say. But then

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We talk about everything under the sun.

Any appointment of one hour or more is bound to include much conversation

( excluding those guys who are struck dumb of course, but thankfully they are few and far between )

I learn a lot by talking to clients and remember, many men like us to be the listeners... they tell us of their travels and business, their life stories sometimes!

We ladies are in a difficult position because although we need to keep our private lives exactly that, inevitably as we get to know clients who book again and again, we open up more about our own lives and conversations can turn in a hundred different ways... education, health, family relationships, car insurance, how to inseminate a cow ( using the bull of course, in case you think I have very strange clients ) the wonders of the commercial property world, life at sea, food, recipes, diets, films, Katie Price, travel, budgies....

oh I could go on and on

but won't, you may be sleeping :):)

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We talk about everything under the sun.

Yes, exactly! Life, the world and everything! There is a wonderful freedom when you are in the arms of a lady of class! You will learn many things from her, see life from a different angle, and not be inhibited by your own domestic baggage!

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Talk about travel, music, television programs, wine, pubs, cinema, theatre, current events.

Never ask her about her personal life and never, ever tell her about your own personal life.

As long as you're both anonymous to each oher then it's safe and fun.

The perfect philosophy.

Tell me Matium, should I wait until the danger of frost passes before I plant the beautiful red climbing rose I bought yesterday?

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A lot of war veterans want to talk to me about their experiences, whether they be sad, funny, or downright terrifying. I'm not sure why this should be the case, but a lot tell me that it does help to talk.

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The perfect philosophy.

Tell me Matium, should I wait until the danger of frost passes before I plant the beautiful red climbing rose I bought yesterday?

Yes, Helen, I think you should.

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I talk about anything, even the boards where the escorts advertise, and glean some info from the ladies and give other info back, even whom is a waste of time despite seeking publicity....lol

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Talk about travel, music, television programs, wine, pubs, cinema, theatre, current events.

Never ask her about her personal life and never, ever tell her about your own personal life.

As long as you're both anonymous to each oher then it's safe and fun.

What a restrictive attitude! I much prefer to agree that either can ask the other anything and not be offended if the other says, "I'd rather not answer that." In practice, that usually results in a relaxed and friendly conversation and very seldom in a refusal to respond. On a longer appointment, getting to know one another is a big part of the fun.

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The personal life is not off topic as long as people accept the right to say no. The personal life is what usually has brought punter and wg together, so not discussing it is chicken

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It is almost impossible to spend many hours with the same client ( dozens of visits ) and not talk about families, home situations, careers, past life experiences and all manner of personal things... usually it is the client who opens up and we are the listeners.

Occasionally I have let slip facts about myself or family which I have later wished I hadn't but this is natural when you are snuggled up to someone and feel completely relaxed enough to chat about this and that and everything. I never reveal family names though... that is just asking for trouble.

The most common thing clients want to know about me is how I got into this game and specially at this stage in my life ( I am not a young girl you know :) )

and I am usually happy to tell them if they seem genuinely interested...

The main thing to remember is to NOT divulge past work places by name, home address etc... I remember one client who asked what work I did before this job.. I told him and he asked which company it was?! I said it wasn't a good idea to tell him that.. he was in the same type of business I used to work for and it is such a small world!

Several clients have come in wearing their work id badges though and don't seem bothered that I can see their full name and employers.

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I have a regular Indian escort I visit about once per week in south London.

We always end up talking about India (well, she wasn't born there but her parents are from the country and thus has lots of family there), as well as sexual small talk.

Once, she told me about the first time she had a vaginal orgasm, or how she likes to be fingered. :)

What are the normal topics of conversation during punts?

I don't know about "normal" topics. Recently I have had conversations with WG's about food, wine, genitalia, cars, travel, orgasms, work - hers and mine - clothes, weather, pets, condoms, music, motor cycles, family, sex, shoes...much like in real life, I suppose.

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Normal conversation, except that it never includes anything about their (or my) private life.

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One (very sweet) lady I saw told me quite a bit about her grandchildren. She was born less than a week before me, and it didn't half make me feel old! ;)

I've got an all-nighter, including dinner, coming up with a lady I haven't met before, and I must admit I'm a bit nervous about the small talk.

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Talk about travel, music, television programs, wine, pubs, cinema, theatre, current events.

Never ask her about her personal life and never, ever tell her about your own personal life.

As long as you're both anonymous to each oher then it's safe and fun.

Especially if you punt with a lady a few times talking of personal lives usually gets an airing. There is no issue of safety being compromised if you use common sense.

I quite happily talk on the issues you list and many others have listed, sometimes you find the lady has a mutual interest which is always nice to discover and chat about.

Of course if the lady cant speak English and i cannot speak any other language, the chat is very limited to say the least and where you would normally be talking, before the punt for a bit and during breaks it can get a bit awkward on ocassion, but on others its fine.

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most escorts I have visited tend to find out far more about me than I do about them. On a few visits once they find out I'm in the building trade ,I have found myself bartering different jobs for punts. I re-boarded & plastered a ceiling for one escort in exchange for 2 visits, another needed her flat roofed fixed for a single visit.

I have noticed in past posts Inna of surbiton/newmalden was offered bottles of champers for a punt, I guess this must happen a lot. going a little off topic sorry.

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What are the normal topics of conversation during punts?

Cor, that's a bit like asking what do we talk about when we are down the pub with our mates (yes girls, there is more to it than footie and birds :D).

In the recent past, I have had reasonably lengthy conversations about professional cakemaking, fishkeeping, Newcastle United, Belle De Jour, the state of Punternet, combining studying with working, growing up in Poland, bar girls in Korea, lesbian porn, being a parent, new cars, the price of renting in London, cameras in WDs boudoirs (;)), a lunch date from hell, Saafe, nosy neighbours, Shaolin kung fu, marathon running and whether or not Avatar is any good (no, not with Inna :D).

All in all, I find it quite interesting to see where the conversations go before, during and after the meat of the punt. If course, sometimes the girl doesn't want to open up, but many do and when they do, I find that many of the WGs I meet lead much more interesting, exciting and varied lives than I do :o.

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I agree conversations are about almost anything, I tend to prefer anglo-phones for that reason. Once participated in an earnest conversation in a parlour about the merits of the coop versus sainsbury. In the room I want a bit of sex gossip, I see puntering as part of my education. My regular is not at all educated, so I actually edit my chat, avoid "big words" or any sophisticated cultural references.

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Cor, that's a bit like asking what do we talk about when we are down the pub with our mates (yes girls, there is more to it than footie and birds ;)).

Yeah, you all stand around and talk about your cocks.

Apparently. :D

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Yeah, you all stand around and talk about your cocks.

Apparently. ;)

Hah. Don't forget the bit where we show them to each other to compare sizes :D:eek::D:rolleyes:.

Although this does piss the landlady of the pub off quite a bit !

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we talk about her husband & my family. we're good friends so it seems natural.;)

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The sex work industry

The mechanics of lovemaking

My schlong

Her boobies

The previous client

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