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It is something I have always pondered over, look at the message boards and there are many that claim they are high class.

What on earth makes them high class? Is it charging an extra hundred or so than the others therefore you are high class.

There are equally as many beautiful £100 hr girls as there are £300 an hr girls. I understand charging more for the likes of the porn actresses. They are of course a status symbol. You

would pay more for any type of celeb.

Also alot of the "high class" are surgically enhanced and/or foreign.

Anyway it is my thought of the day. that and how to get plasterboard dust out of my nostrils, anyone fancy decorating with me? Lol

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It is something I have always pondered over, look at the message boards and there are many that claim they are high class.

What on earth makes them high class? Is it charging an extra hundred or so than the others therefore you are high class.

There are equally as many beautiful £100 hr girls as there are £300 an hr girls. I understand charging more for the likes of the porn actresses. They are of course a status symbol. You

would pay more for any type of celeb.

Also alot of the "high class" are surgically enhanced and/or foreign.

Anyway it is my thought of the day. that and how to get plasterboard dust out of my nostrils, anyone fancy decorating with me? Lol

Its a marketing ploy to charge more and most ladies i have spoken to who advertise as high class tell me its what they believe they are. Some advertise that they offer an experience not just sex, can talk about numerous subjects, the arts, are well travelled and speak different languages etc.

Sounds like a good business strategy to me as long as it achieves the end goal of more punters/clients through the door.

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It is something I have always pondered over, look at the message boards and there are many that claim they are high class.

What on earth makes them high class? Is it charging an extra hundred or so than the others therefore you are high class.

There are equally as many beautiful £100 hr girls as there are £300 an hr girls. I understand charging more for the likes of the porn actresses. They are of course a status symbol. You

would pay more for any type of celeb.

Also alot of the "high class" are surgically enhanced and/or foreign.

Anyway it is my thought of the day. that and how to get plasterboard dust out of my nostrils, anyone fancy decorating with me? Lol

Wear a cheap nose and mouth mask and a baseball cap (or a shower cap, no one's going to see :)). The masks you can get from Screwfix. :) Happy plastering! :)

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Its a marketing ploy to charge more and most ladies i have spoken to who advertise as high class tell me its what they believe they are. Some advertise that they offer an experience not just sex, can talk about numerous subjects, the arts, are well travelled and speak different languages etc.

Sounds like a good business strategy to me as long as it achieves the end goal of more punters/clients through the door.

Right that is it then, I am now high class, I have 5 a levels, upteen diplomas, speak several languages and can talk about tons of subjects including how to bloody plaster.

I am a high class DIY escort! lol I bet none of them can do DIY!

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Right that is it then, I am now high class, I have 5 a levels, upteen diplomas, speak several languages and can talk about tons of subjects including how to bloody plaster.

I am a high class DIY escort! lol I bet none of them can do DIY!

Does a DIY escort pay and please herself?

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Right that is it then, I am now high class, I have 5 a levels, upteen diplomas, speak several languages and can talk about tons of subjects including how to bloody plaster.

I am a high class DIY escort! lol I bet none of them can do DIY!

Fancy teaming up? Between us we could decorate, rewire and do some plumbing... oh and shag them senseless of course :)

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Does a DIY escort pay and please herself?

Yes, and you don't get emulsionly involved. :)

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P.S. I am a klassy cortizone innit.

I'm thinking of advertising watersports as which point I will obviously be a Hydro-cortizone.

I'll get my coat...

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Like a lot of things, such as "GFE", "courtesan", "educated to degree level", "High Class" is just something that is googleable and is something clients have come to expect. There's very little more to it.

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What on earth makes them high class? Is it charging an extra hundred or so than the others therefore you are high class.

Anyone using terms like high class are just being fancy ..........pure window dressing. I'm sure there are some ladies who equate high prices with high class but they are deluding themselves. If you feel the need to have to label yourself as high class then you most assuredly are not.

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Anyone using terms like high class are just being fancy ..........pure window dressing. I'm sure there are some ladies who equate high prices with high class but they are deluding themselves. If you feel the need to have to label yourself as high class then you most assuredly are not.

There are also many punters who equate not only high class with high price but believe paying more guarantees a better punt. Some ladies/establishments exploit this myth to the full and why not, if it works, and in my experience of meeting hundreds of punters at Parties, most believe it would guarantee a better punt.

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I am definitely high class because my honours degree diploma is right there on my website.

Sadly my fees are not high class fees because if I charged silly prices I would hardly get any work up here in this area... :)

Oh and I have a box of bona fide surgical masks left by a client who was into

medical fun a good while back... they could come in handy for keeping dust out of one's beak.

:)

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Fancy teaming up? Between us we could decorate, rewire and do some plumbing... oh and shag them senseless of course :)

Well my cleavage is now emulsion white and my black hair has a few white streaks, but at least the carpet is safe. Now for the beige, I am going advertise myself as a high class Beige escort. You hear vanilla all the time, so why not beige, lol

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Well my cleavage is now emulsion white and my black hair has a few white streaks, but at least the carpet is safe. Now for the beige, I am going advertise myself as a high class Beige escort. You hear vanilla all the time, so why not beige, lol

In light of the names that paint companies give their products perhaps Moody Magnolia or Busty Beige may be more appropriate. :)

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There are also many punters who equate not only high class with high price but believe paying more guarantees a better punt. Some ladies/establishments exploit this myth to the full and why not, if it works, and in my experience of meeting hundreds of punters at Parties, most believe it would guarantee a better punt.

That's true, according to one of todays papers, the bird Ashley Cole has allegedly been sending photos of his knob to, was on Photogirls at an eye watering 500 quid per hour.

IMO punters who pay those rates have more money than sense.

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hi kirsty try vaseline in your nose {so plaste doesnt adhere too linng of nose} or simply get a mask.as too High class escorts i agree with smiths just because you pay more does not mean a better punt.you may not get on with the wg or shes having a bad day etc.

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There are also many punters who equate not only high class with high price but believe paying more guarantees a better punt. .

Paradoxically, the more a punt costs, the higher your expectations will be, and therefore the more likelihood a shortfall will leave you feeling disappointed. :)

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Fancy teaming up? Between us we could decorate, rewire and do some plumbing... oh and shag them senseless of course :)

And I'll do the design, we've cracked it.

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it means they would be a much better punt :)

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You ain't nothin' but a hound dog

cryin' all the time.

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog

cryin' all the time.

Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit

and you ain't no friend of mine.

When they said you was high classed,

well, that was just a lie.

When they said you was high classed,

well, that was just a lie.

You ain't never caught a rabbit

and you ain't no friend of mine.

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A shortfall might leave the lady disappointed as well.

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Perhaps a High Class Escort is similar to a Japanese Geisha? Plays music to you, gives you a proper massage, serves you food with her own hands, entertains you with witty and informed conversation, then fucks the shit out of you.

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A shortfall might leave the lady disappointed as well.

Yes, she could be traumatized by the sight of a bruise. :)

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This is England - everything is associated with Class. England is the only country in the World where half the population will despise you for the way you speak while the other half will recognise you as one of their own.

I think "High Class" carries the connotation of having been born in a well to do family, well educated and being able to speak in a "posh" voice, ie, Received Pronunciation. I once answered an advert foe a "High Class" prostitute, I phoned her on the number advertised, it was a Sharon or Tracy who replied - speaking pure Brummie - definitely not "High Class" !

However, today, "High Class" like "Courtesan" is just a word used as a marketing ploy on a girl's website without any idea of what the words actually mean.

A true high class courtesan will be able to swing from the chandeliers with you while quoting Catallus' Poem 16 in the original Latin !

:)

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