Havering Escort

How to celebrate?

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Next month is my 7, yes 7 years anniversary of being an escort!!!!! Never thought it would be this long, now can't ever see me leaving for good, again!

So how do I celebrate this wonderful date? It has not been 7 years of non stop bonking though, I have slipped into the corners of the normal world quite a few times.

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Fancy a drink in Hornchurch??? x

Yeah course I do sweetie, been ages, my friend was asking about you the other week!!

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Congratulations, may I suggest you send a thank you card to all your punters!, for providing the warmth to keep you in the industry, where you have been succefull.

Failing that, a right good drink would be in order with friends, no need to state why you are celebrating, just have a great time and enjoy, and here's to the next seven years, buy yourself a bottle of your favourite tipple, and put it down on my tab, tell the landlord I will pay for it next time im in town.;).

Well done that lady.

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I would have a few suggestions to celebrate, but will refrain from makeing a fool of myself.

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I would have a few suggestions to celebrate, but will refrain from makeing a fool of myself.

Oh no go on, I don't recall laughing today. ;)

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Next month is my 7, yes 7 years anniversary of being an escort!!!!! Never thought it would be this long, now can't ever see me leaving for good, again!

So how do I celebrate this wonderful date? It has not been 7 years of non stop bonking though, I have slipped into the corners of the normal world quite a few times.

You could have a punt yourself.

You could throw a party and invite WGs you have met/know since you started.

Highly unlikely i know, buy hey you never know, you could invite 7 punters you know out for a drink and/or dinner.;)

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Whatever you do, don't break any more mirrors ;):)

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Buy some slightly unnecessary shoes.

You have my permission. ;)

But also go for a really good drink and catch up with the girls (and boys as suits you best)

And congratulations.

Time and experience hasn't aged you at all.

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Just congratulations from me Kirsty.

Just smile alot more after 7 years - smiling makes you even more beautiful.

Next time I see you we can discuss a 1-1 celebration

SB XX

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I suggest you organise an orgy. Invite 7 brides & 7 brother and don't forget the 7 dwarves. Now who on PN is Dopey and who is Bashful. Names on a postcard to............

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You could have a punt yourself.

You could throw a party and invite WGs you have met/know since you started.QUOTE]

Was meant to be having a party but changed my mind cos of lack of heating, but now there is someone banging my pipes upstairs you never know.

Maybe raffle seven free punts? ;)

I liked the idea of raffling off seven punts but was not sure how to go about it. I know A* do something like that.

Whatever you do, don't break any more mirrors ;):)

Kenny, I have broken a lifetime worth of mirrors, but I don't see escorting as bad luck, I see it as my one bit of good luck.

Buy some slightly unnecessary shoes.

Shoes, mmmmm Kirsty has forgotten what new shoes smell like!!

Just congratulations from me Kirsty.

Just smile alot more after 7 years - smiling makes you even more beautiful.

Next time I see you we can discuss a 1-1 celebration

SB XX

Thanks Slow.

I want to mark the month somehow. Thinking cap on. xxx

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You could have a punt yourself.

You could throw a party and invite WGs you have met/know since you started.QUOTE]

Was meant to be having a party but changed my mind cos of lack of heating, but now there is someone banging my pipes upstairs you never know.

I liked the idea of raffling off seven punts but was not sure how to go about it. I know A* do something like that.

Kenny, I have broken a lifetime worth of mirrors, but I don't see escorting as bad luck, I see it as my one bit of good luck.

Shoes, mmmmm Kirsty has forgotten what new shoes smell like!!

Thanks Slow.

I want to mark the month somehow. Thinking cap on. xxx

Re the seven punts, how about either a lucky dip of your regulars, or advertise that everyone who books you in the next month will be put in a draw for a free second vivist? Or you could make it six free punts for themn and one for the bloke who came upo with the idea! :(:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Traditionally, an anniversary of 7 years is celebrated by wool & copper. I got an idea with these in mind... Which part do you want to play? The police woman or the sheep?

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Re the seven punts, how about either a lucky dip of your regulars, or advertise that everyone who books you in the next month will be put in a draw for a free second vivist? Or you could make it six free punts for themn and one for the bloke who came upo with the idea! :(:rolleyes::rolleyes:

I like that idea, done for every person that books me as an indie in March they will get added to a draw, I will ask a mod to keep the names and draw at random. The draw can take place end of month and appointment can be offered in April. Now just have to find a mod that can do this for me.......any takers?

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Do chatroom mods count ? I'm happy to do it for you. :(

And congrats on your floozying anniversary xx

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Kirstysay she cant ever see herself packing up

well, one day the punters wont wantto see you when you get old and hairy ears etc

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Kirstysay she cant ever see herself packing up

well, one day the punters wont wantto see you when you get old and hairy ears etc

Never there is a market for every sort of girl out there as this board and others prove!!!

Laura, ok you are on, will PM you with details. xx

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Never there is a market for every sort of girl out there as this board and others prove!!!

Laura, ok you are on, will PM you with details. xx

Hokay, in the interests of fairness I will have a couple of other board members with me when we draw the result. :(

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I hope it goes well Kirsty, I'd love to read about it in a future Sexcapades post. x

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Was meant to be having a party but changed my mind cos of lack of heating, but now there is someone banging my pipes upstairs you never know.

That sounds like a celebration in its own right :(

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