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Personal punting statistics

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There was an interesting discussion last night at the bar in my current favourite Private House (not British, I should say). Calling it only a brothel isn't doing proper justice to it.

There were two old-timers who were trying to work out how many punts they had had. Someone younger gave them a hand when it was obvious they were having trouble with their arithmetic. Once that was sorted out, they started questioning him and me on the same subject.

The eventual questions were simple enough that I thought it would be worth bringing them back here and asking all you experts to weigh in with your two bob's worth.

How many punts do you think you've had?

With roughly how many WGs?

How long have you been at it? Ccontinuously or intermittently?

How many countries have you punted in?

On security grounds, you may not want to answer all of them. Not to worry, answers or comments for any of them are welcome.

I appreciate too that there's more to punting than numbers, but numbers sometimes help to fill out the picture.

If there are any unusual responses here, I'll let the old codgers know about them when I'm back there next time on a Friday night. They're regulars, according to the woman behind the bar. She also says that talking about the good old days is easier for them now than punting. Mean, but probably true.

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How many punts do you think you've had? Hundreds

With roughly how many WGs? Dozens

How long have you been at it? Ccontinuously or intermittently? 28 years intermittently

How many countries have you punted in? One

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How many punts Well over 300

How many ladies Well over 200

How long have I been at it Over 30 years

Always in the UK.

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Starting about 18 months ago I started putting a note in my diary about who I'd seen and when - mainly out of interest to myself. At the end of a 12 month period I did an audit and the result was I'd had 36 punts in the 12 month period with 24 WG's. Mainly parour punts at £50 a go so that's £1,800 for the year and I guess about right at a punt every other week or 3 x per month. Obviously I've seen a prticular girl on more than one occasion throughout the year. Good value really as some folks would spend that on a holiday or other 'pleasures' I guess.

If I extrapolate that backwards over the 8 or 9 years I've been punting that's like maybe 300 punts with maybe 200 WG's. God that sounds like I'm some sort of pervert........ ;) (Hmm... maybe I am :D )

OK, OK I am..... I admit it.............. And your problem is ?????

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How many punts do you think you've had?

abt 360 in UK

With roughly how many WGs?

abt 206

How long have you been at it? Ccontinuously or intermittently?

continuous since 1991

How many countries have you punted in?

5

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How many girls: not nearly enough ;)

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Newbie here but

'Punts' - 11

WGs - 6 (3 more than once)

Since Nov last year

Just in the UK

Prefer not to 'tom cat' around and though as long as I remain single I will continue to 'punt' 1-2 times a month depending on spare £ I doubt I will see more than the 3 WGs now on a regular basis.

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How many punts , 30 (roughly)

WG's 30 (never make a repeat visit)

Punting 4 yrs

UK mainly, also Amsterdam, Germany, France, Belgium, Northern Ireland and Russia. on a few occasions in each place.

Basically whenever I'm single which is often because I love women a bit too much.Although I don't see escorts when in a relationship I do see doms and just get a thrashing without sex .

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How many punts = 20

WG's = 19

How long punting = 11yrs (when I first started), or 3yrs (since it's become a hobby)

Where = all in UK

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Getting on for 50 punts, about half of them with the same Lady :D :D

Number seen 7 over what is coming up for 3 years, UK only - England in fact.

Amount spent ;):D

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Very rough off the top of the head figures

How many punts do you think you've had? 400+

With roughly how many WGs? 2-300??

How long have you been at it? Continuously or intermittently? 10 years +

How many countries have you punted in? 20 ish

This is quite worrying!! ;)

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'Punts' - 400+

Ladies - 120

Since 1965

10 countries

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punts - 800 + ( probably half of those with 4 ladies)

ladies - 100 +

first - 1974,though regularly since 1990

countries - 6

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I wonder if any of the ladies have ever tried to estimate how many clients they've had ? I gave up after it reached 4 figures. ;):D

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I wonder if any of the ladies have ever tried to estimate how many clients they've had ? I gave up after it reached 4 figures. ;):D

No chance of that being disclosed. You'd have all the mathematicians on here working out if they should have registered for VAT!!!

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I've been punting for 18 years, on average twice a month, so 400+ punts. For the first couple of years I rarely saw the same lady more than two or three times. Since then I've preferred regulars ranging over periods of between two to seven years with the occasional single visit in between (business trips etc) so a total of about 30 ladies. I've punted in England, France, Canada, USA, Poland, Belgium, Norway, Holland, Germany plus a couple of others, so around eleven countries in all. Now for an irrelevent statistic but quite a fun one! I've 'punted' with the same girl in six of those countries (a lovely lady I saw regularly for three years who if she wasn't too busy would sometimes come on a business trip with me)

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"Punts": hundreds

Ladies: tens

First: 1961.

Regularly since then, London only.

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Thanks for the numbers, fellow punters. The high performers here beat the old-timers in the bar I was talking about originally, and the beginners show plenty of promise. I'll be happy to tell the old blokes that when I see them next. Congratulations. I knew I could rely on you. Who said Britain was finished as a punting nation?

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Rules? Britannia!!! Britannia waives the rules!!! ;)

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I can beat that. The honour of this board is safe.

I've remained a more cheerful chap than he seems to be, too. No complexes.

Wow ! I think you should tell the board members a little of your endeavours...

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Punts: 150ish (approx 3 times a week)

Ladies: 25ish

First: February 07

Countries: 4

(Only popped my escort cherry about 14 months ago).

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I started keeping stats a few years ago and they are:

Punts 268 :D

Women 218 ;)

Started in 1989 though only regularly in 1998. Up till then had "only" punted 28 times.

Countries: 12

Money 17,569 :D

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good god

how can people afford to do it so much with the cost of living today and having other hobbies that cost money?

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