Tarquin

I've not had a Punt this year!

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And I'm feeling the strain. Those that have got the gist of my carnal pleasures will no that I'm currently besotted with the most beautiful Man Eater on the planet and she's costing me no more than a decent restaurant meal a week. So what the hell is wrong with me, I still "need" a punt! I scan the galleries of Babylon and Barracuda ( My preffered agencies) looking for my next "victim". Why do I do it, I'm getting everything I've ever wanted from someone "I'm in Love" with for next to no outlay, free, gratis, yet I want more!!!

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nothing you can do about it - the natural instinct of we men is to shag around, especially when we've got someone at home doing the domestic work. I mean do you real want to shag the same woman who washes your underwear? Nope.

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Just tell her you are popping off punting, and you'll be back in an hour or so.

That should clarify your future relationship.

Especially when she asks to come along too.

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Just tell her you are popping off punting, and you'll be back in an hour or so.

That should clarify your future relationship.

Especially when she asks to come along too.

Lol, I'm sure it would. Actually she is up for that, but the finer details haven't been ironed out yet.

Trouble is that I'm besotted with her and feel very bad and very confused that I still need a punt.

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See t'other post: cocked up this one.

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Lol, I'm sure it would. Actually she is up for that, but the finer details haven't been ironed out yet.

Trouble is that I'm besotted with her and feel very bad and very confused that I still want a punt.

Does that change the perspective?

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Wouldn't you be better off seeing your doctor and asking for a reference to a sex addiction counsellor, rather than seeking the advice from this board?

After all:-

1/ Anybody who has reformed himself is unlikely to still haunt the boards.

2/ Similar topics in the past have resulted in usual board collective wisdom being offered.

A brief summary of earlier views offered in similar topics:-

1/ Cynical (this is the one I subscribe to). You're not really in love, otherwise you'd have no wish to look elsewhere.

2/ The curse of man school. You are a raging hormone machine, you have no control on your god given wish to have sex with many women. Get on with it without feeling guilt.

3/ Unrealistic. Every time you feel like booking somebody just have a wank. (Mind you, not totally unrealistic, it does help.)

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Tarquin, I am your friend but I have to eat too, so here's the deal:

Meet me next week at a reasonable restaurant in the West End and we will have 2 hours of therapy where I will eat lunch and listen to your tale of woe and you can give me full details plus £250 per hour.

I will then take stock of all I have heard and councel you.

We can do this for as many weeks as necessary until you are either cured or skint.

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Just listen to what your penis is telling you he knows what he wants and what is good for you :D

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Trouble is that I'm besotted with her and feel very bad and very confused that I still need a punt.

Perhaps punting fulfils a different need - a need for some secret underworld excitement. We all need to stray from the well-worn path occassionally.

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Trouble is that I'm besotted with her and feel very bad and very confused that I still need a punt.

Ask her if she is up for a bit of role playing. She could then become an escort for you.

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And I'm feeling the strain. Those that have got the gist of my carnal pleasures will no that I'm currently besotted with the most beautiful Man Eater on the planet and she's costing me no more than a decent restaurant meal a week. So what the hell is wrong with me, I still "need" a punt! I scan the galleries of Babylon and Barracuda ( My preffered agencies) looking for my next "victim". Why do I do it, I'm getting everything I've ever wanted from someone "I'm in Love" with for next to no outlay, free, gratis, yet I want more!!!

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tarquin, I am your friend but I have to eat too, so here's the deal:

Meet me next week at a reasonable restaurant in the West End and we will have 2 hours of therapy where I will eat lunch and listen to your tale of woe and you can give me full details plus £250 per hour.

I will then take stock of all I have heard and councel you.

We can do this for as many weeks as necessary until you are either cured or skint.

Sorry to ruin the gravy train Ghenghis, but I do have a cheaper option for you Tarquin

http://www.no-more-escorts.com/

It's only £19 and "100% guaranteed" (:D:o:)). What more could you want :)?

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Sorry to ruin the gravy train Ghenghis, but I do have a cheaper option for you Tarquin

http://www.no-more-escorts.com/

It's only £19 and "100% guaranteed" (:D:o:)). What more could you want :)?

I was beginning to like you Northwinds, then you go and do this!!

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Tarquin, I am your friend but I have to eat too, so here's the deal:

Meet me next week at a reasonable restaurant in the West End and we will have 2 hours of therapy where I will eat lunch and listen to your tale of woe and you can give me full details plus £250 per hour.

I will then take stock of all I have heard and councel you.

We can do this for as many weeks as necessary until you are either cured or skint.

Sorry to ruin the gravy train Ghenghis, but I do have a cheaper option for you Tarquin

http://www.no-more-escorts.com/

It's only £19 and "100% guaranteed" (:D:o:)). What more could you want :)?

Thank you gentlemen, however I wasn't looking for a cure or help stopping, more a reasoned argument why I still want to and encouragement to do so!

Perhaps punting fulfils a different need - a need for some secret underworld excitement. We all need to stray from the well-worn path occassionally.

Yes, I'm inclined to think you are right.

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