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only once this has happened to me but very annoying

australian escort in london a few years ago. she was great in every way basically apart from the fact she had a little dog that ruined the punt. she seemed to like the little dog in the room for some reason. she finally got rid of it from the room if my memory serves me correctly

she was really great apart from this. abigail i think her name was(the escort, not the dog). but i never went back

any other minor annoyances that have ruined an otherwise good punt?

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only once this has happened to me but very annoying

australian escort in london a few years ago. she was great in every way basically apart from the fact she had a little dog that ruined the punt. she seemed to like the little dog in the room for some reason. she finally got rid of it from the room if my memory serves me correctly

she was really great apart from this. abigail i think her name was(the escort, not the dog). but i never went back

any other minor annoyances that have ruined an otherwise good punt?

Did she charge you extra?

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Did she charge you extra?

Good question, I've noticed a lot of escorts charge extra for doggie style! :)

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I have never had a dog although they are nice.

I do however have a budgie at my work flat and he squawks and chatters

incessantly.... sometimes shouting "go on F*** her you bastard!"

so embarrassing :eek:

I find throwing an old Charles and Dianna tea towel over the cage does the trick and shuts the little bugger up.

:)

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My grandparents always had a budgie and I never understood it. Funny thing is I 'd love to meet Adele's budgie and it sounds pretty cool to have at an incall location!

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I imagine a number of your clients, particularly those harbouring fantasies of being watched, might in fact find that quite a turn on!

I have never had a dog although they are nice.

I do however have a budgie at my work flat and he squawks and chatters

incessantly.... sometimes shouting "go on F*** her you bastard!"

so embarrassing :eek:

I find throwing an old Charles and Dianna tea towel over the cage does the trick and shuts the little bugger up.

:)

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So i knocked on the door, she answered, are you all right about dogs she asked, I said nothing, its a pittbull she explained, I could put it in another room if you like, I nodded, so I never saw it. Not a bad punt by the way.

That was only the other day in a council estate in Edinburgh.

In rue blondel, one of the more upmarket french girls had a little lapdog in a basket in the room, didnt put me off,,, this punting life eh?

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I have never had a dog although they are nice.

I do however have a budgie at my work flat and he squawks and chatters

incessantly.... sometimes shouting "go on F*** her you bastard!"

so embarrassing :)

I find throwing an old Charles and Dianna tea towel over the cage does the trick and shuts the little bugger up.

:)

WHAT AN ICE BREAKER!! Love it!!! Does he have a brother?? :eek:

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Does he have a brother??

You don't know your royalty do you woman!

Never heard of Andrew and Edward?

:)

oh................ you mean....................

:eek:

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only once this has happened to me but very annoying

australian escort in london a few years ago. she was great in every way basically apart from the fact she had a little dog that ruined the punt. she seemed to like the little dog in the room for some reason. she finally got rid of it from the room if my memory serves me correctly

she was really great apart from this. abigail i think her name was(the escort, not the dog). but i never went back

any other minor annoyances that have ruined an otherwise good punt?

flactulence.

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A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then found it kind of amusing.

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!"

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You don't know your royalty do you woman!

Never heard of Andrew and Edward?

:)

oh................ you mean....................

:eek:

Hehehe!! :)

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My grandparents always had a budgie and I never understood it. Funny thing is I 'd love to meet Adele's budgie and it sounds pretty cool to have at an incall location!

Thats me decided. After being left on my jack jones tonight l have decided to buy a parrot to keep me company on my tours. :)

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I dont mind dogs at a WGs flat or whatever, so long as it is on a lead or soewhere where it cannot bite my willy, and that its doesnt try and join in when the action gets frantic

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A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then found it kind of amusing.

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!"

Nice one, I like it.

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Reminds me of when I lived in Latin America. One day I visited an Indian woman I knew well as a friend and noticed that she had a parrot. I asked her whether it spoke. "No" she said, adding thoughtfully and entirely seriously, "but he understands everything".

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then found it kind of amusing.

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!"

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My grandparents always had a budgie and I never understood it.

You're lucky. My budgie never understood me.

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I came across an escort named Eve who had a pug in her house, she locked him in the kitchen during the session. She said the dog for some reason likes men and gets over excited when he sees a man, not sure what the heck that meant..Another one had a cat and it was no problem we know cats usually don't care about the world around..Last week I met Emily from HC who had a bird in the living room. The little idiot caused too much of distraction as he kept making noise throughout the session..I am sad I didn't kick his ass before leaving..

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Last week I met Emily from HC who had a bird in the living room. The little idiot caused too much of distraction as he kept making noise throughout the session..I am sad I didn't kick his ass before leaving..

Kicking the ass of a bird in a cage is probably quite a difficult thing to do

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When i first took my little very well housetrained King Charles to the parlour it insisted on weeing in the waiting room after the punter had gone...:)

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maybe she misunderstood the notion of dogging - lol

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I had a girl friend who had a spaniel ( cocker ) and the first time we had sex she didn't lock the dog out of the room. Half way through the lovemaking the little bugger licked and sniffed my arse ( the dog not the girl friend ).

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I once visited a girl who had 2 dogs, and while in the process of playing around, one of those dogs came into the bedroom and was all over me. This put me off the whole proceedings, and I left soon afterwards

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