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five best brothels in the UK

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I have just read a thread on the massage board regarding the 5 best massuses and it got me thinking of my favorite brothels

Sandies at Great Brickhill

Top to Toe in Brighton

Chantelles in Bourne End

Herne Hill Rd in Camberwell (long time gone)

A place in Folkestone that was only there a couple of weeks.

Any thoughts....

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I daresay there may be some people out there who may suggest HoD...

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Debbies in Annerley, SE London, has surely got to feature somewhere on that list.

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I have just read a thread on the massage board regarding the 5 best massuses and it got me thinking of my favorite brothels

Sandies at Great Brickhill

Top to Toe in Brighton

Chantelles in Bourne End

Herne Hill Rd in Camberwell (long time gone)

A place in Folkestone that was only there a couple of weeks.

Any thoughts....

Where is Sandies in Great Brickhill?

I would say either Sandys in Manchester, or HOD which is much closer for me!!

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What might be interesting would be who has visited 5 different Brothels more than once.

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I would say either Sandys in Manchester

Back in the day, I used to go there, had some good punts. Of late it seems a bit like a cattle-market. Some of the girls complain of being forced to adhere to strict rules of attendance etc. I prefer WFB and The Wonder Lounge, both near me in Bury.

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Top to toe was disappointing for me. I think a lot can depend on the day, who you choose and the quality of a place can change over time.

Sandys in Manchester of the places I've visited recently would be on my list.

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A scientist would approach this problem by analysing cases where you've seen the same WG at two different brothels - that way extraneous factors are equalised and any differences in service is evidence of difference in the standard of that brothel.

On that basis I can only compare Sandys ( Manchester ) with Club Classique ( Loughborough ) - the winner is Sandys

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An individual choice it has to be as there can be narrow reasons for any choice rather than a complete experience so may be some surprise choices to some:

Sandy's Prestwich; Madam Becky's Milton Keynes; Stars (when it was Lisas) Birmingham; Funplace nr Birmingham; Head Office Stoke

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I dont know what criteria folk are using to describe the best parlours, but some of the ones mentioned are well known for not being all that great for the ladies who work there.

Surely the best parlours are the ones where the ladies are comfertable and are respected, and the service they give encourages the punter to come back and re-book.

But having said that, some folk like the battery egg routine, and dont see the positives of eco friendly, or organic grown!......;)

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My reason for picking Sandies at Great Brickhill (long closed I'm afraid) was the discreet location, nice house, indoor pool sauna and great bedrooms and always a nice selection of girls.I wish it was still there it did mve to Briarbush house but was closed down.

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Where is Sandies in Great Brickhill?

I would say either Sandys in Manchester, or HOD which is much closer for me!!

Great Brickhill is near to Woburn and Milton Keynes but sadly Sandies is long gone. It relocated for a while to somewhere, I forget exactly, between Dunstable and Tring before disappearing from the radar. Some nice ladies there and Sandie herself introduced me to the delights of OWO/CIM.

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My reason for picking Sandies at Great Brickhill (long closed I'm afraid) was the discreet location, nice house, indoor pool sauna and great bedrooms and always a nice selection of girls.I wish it was still there it did mve to Briarbush house but was closed down.

Yes, the pre-shag session in the "arousal pool" as Sandie called it was well worth experiencing. I think Ashling is still working as a mature escort now.

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Chantelles in Bourne End was closed down long ago. There is a successor place in Maidenhead, no longer associated with Chantelle's name but I always felt irritated by being charged extra for OWO which made half an hour cost £100. Some of the girls who used to work there told me that the house took more than half their earnings, by the time they had paid the maid as well.

Temptations in Uxbridge is good and the same girls are available at The Longe in Reading, though I haven't been there. On the rare occasions that I have been to HoD I would rate that highly. Their London flat is amazing vfm too.

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sapphires sauna swanley

victoria house lutterworth

swallows brighton (gone)

garden of eden bodmin

newbury massage

bunnies taunton

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sapphires sauna swanley

victoria house lutterworth

swallows brighton (gone)

garden of eden bodmin

newbury massage

bunnies taunton

Looks like 6 to me. :D HoD South Ken has really impressed me. Great girls, great apartment, great pricing.

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Looks like 6 to me. :D HoD South Ken has really impressed me. Great girls, great apartment, great pricing.

5 still operating..

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At the risk of being predictable, HoD easily. The other parlours I have frequented (locally and nationally) don't really come close.

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hod for me too now,though i particularly enjoyed the babe central incarnation of hod ,devon,sophie,honey,charlize,yoko,frankie - to name but 6 lovely ladies

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