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Academy Escorts of Guildford - avoid!

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Last night I went to see Isabella (on the other site as Isabella VIP). She's described there as a "stunning slim toned tanned busty naughty GFE," but since she was neither stunning nor slim not toned nor tanned nor busty or, indeed, anything like the girl in the photos, I left without more ado and didn't discover whether she was naughty etc.

Don't know what the other girls on their site are like, but this experience suggests they are one to avoid. Anyone else tried them?

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Congratulations on walking out. Everyone else should do the same. Then the lies would soon stop.

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I know someone who worked for them, and although the pay isn't good for the girls, they are quite professional, and do insist on interviewing the girls before employing them, and facilities are good.

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I know someone who worked for them, and although the pay isn't good for the girls, they are quite professional, and do insist on interviewing the girls before employing them, and facilities are good.

That may be the case but lying about girls stats isn't a good sign ;)

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Good for you for voting with your feet, It Is a pain In the arse and a waste of time, but better to walk than punt with a lieing minger. ;)

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That may be the case but lying about girls stats isn't a good sign :D

Oh come on!!! Every escort agency website you look at says the gilrs are age 21 and stats 24-38DD-24 or similar, they all seem to say that!!!!!

And look at celebrities, they ALL lie about their age. When Frank Lampard broke up with his wife, she even said that the tabloids said she was 28 when she admits to being 34, yet they STILL prefer to say she is 28, and Christine Bleakley (BBC `The One Show') was caught-out shaving 2 or 3 years off her real age, yet is STILL referred to as 29. What chance do real women have when we have it drummed into us that we are totally over once we are30????????

Many men will automatically choose to book an agency girl who is `age 26, size 10' rather than her real `age 31, size 12' even though she looks amazing and looks just as good and gives a better service than a `age 26, size 10' girl. It's the way our society brainwashes us. The beauty and fashion industry thrive by making us all insecure. Thats what it all boils down to.

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Oh come on!!! Every escort agency website you look at says the gilrs are age 21 and stats 24-38DD-24 or similar, they all seem to say that!!!!!

And look at celebrities, they ALL lie about their age. When Frank Lampard broke up with his wife, she even said that the tabloids said she was 28 when she admits to being 34, yet they STILL prefer to say she is 28, and Christine Bleakley (BBC `The One Show') was caught-out shaving 2 or 3 years off her real age, yet is STILL referred to as 29. What chance do real women have when we have it drummed into us that we are totally over once we are30????????

Many men will automatically choose to book an agency girl who is `age 26, size 10' rather than her real `age 31, size 12' even though she looks amazing and looks just as good and gives a better service than a `age 26, size 10' girl. It's the way our society brainwashes us. The beauty and fashion industry thrive by making us all insecure. Thats what it all boils down to.

Sorry but if I'm going to pay £150-200 for a girl who is in her early 20's then thats what I expect. Not some woman who is 10 years older, and a few stone heavier and who has a well worn shagged look about her.

I don't mind a little leeway but blatantly taking the piss and hoping I'll go along with it anyway is not on and basically shows a poor attitude towards the punter.

Now if she turns round and says "come on mate, society made me do it, not my fault I lied to you and got you here under false pretences" then I and most other punters would not find this acceptable.

I for one will heed this warning and never use this agency and well done to the OP for walking out.

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Many men will automatically choose to book an agency girl who is `age 26, size 10' rather than her real `age 31, size 12' even though she looks amazing and looks just as good and gives a better service than a `age 26, size 10' girl. It's the way our society brainwashes us. The beauty and fashion industry thrive by making us all insecure. Thats what it all boils down to.

You're wrong about that.

Many men prefer milfs (older women 35+) and what about all the men who fantasise about BBW's ?

Prostitution is a vast market in Britain and there is space for any woman of any shape or form or age.

What about gilfs ? Men in their 20's, 30's and 40's regularly book girls in their 60's, 70's and 80's.

Look here:

http://www.vintagevamps.co.uk/

Men are not as superficial as you seem to think they are.

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You're wrong about that.

Many men prefer milfs (older women 35+) and what about all the men who fantasise about BBW's ?

Prostitution is a vast market in Britain and there is space for any woman of any shape or form or age.

What about gilfs ? Men in their 20's, 30's and 40's regularly book girls in their 60's, 70's and 80's.

Look here:

http://www.vintagevamps.co.uk/

Men are not as superficial as you seem to think they are.

My impressions are that there are more agencies catering for younger escorts then those for women in their 60's/70'/80's/etc. This to me suggests that is because thats where most of the demand is.

I agree that prostitution is a vast market with space for women of all ages but I would expect the demand for younger escorts to be higher. Maybe because that is my preference and there is no way I would ever book old women from the site you linked to.

Not all men are superficial, true, I guess I am though as I choose based on looks.

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to be honest airbrushed photos I HATE

you know they arent the real thing at ALL,

I much prefer normal bedroom pics taken on a budget camera, because theyare a much truer reflection of the lady

eg a typical adult work profile is like this and If a woman has airbrushed only photos I never go for her

I understand whyt hey do it but for me its an instant turn off

its like you go to macdonalds and the photos of the food are amazing but you know when you get it its not going to look the smae ! dodgy comparison I know

but I hopre i make my pointok

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My impressions are that there are more agencies catering for younger escorts then those for women in their 60's/70'/80's/etc. This to me suggests that is because thats where most of the demand is.

I agree that prostitution is a vast market with space for women of all ages but I would expect the demand for younger escorts to be higher. Maybe because that is my preference and there is no way I would ever book old women from the site you linked to.

Not all men are superficial, true, I guess I am though as I choose based on looks.

There is not necessarily more demand for younger escorts, but many agents believe that there is. Personally, I have never worked for an agency that had enough work for all the girls, and the overwhelming majority of girls were under 25. At least one of these former agencies are completely out of business and the rest are dying. However, if you have an agent of either gender who is shagging the girls, and I have seen both, they will often hire on the basis of what they like. This often means younger because many younger girls will not say no, and will do absolutely anything on the promise of work which never comes, at which point they leave and are replaced.

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I have seen Isabella a couple of times and have had a very good time on each occassion. It is only that Academy seem to be blocked on here that I haven't written any field reports. I have also seen some of the other girls and they are also mostly nice.

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Oh come on!!! Every escort agency website you look at says the gilrs are age 21 and stats 24-38DD-24 or similar, they all seem to say that!!!!!

We don't expect them to tell the truth, but we do expect them to keep their lies modest, enough to fool us into believing them after we've had a few pints.

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There is not necessarily more demand for younger escorts, but many agents believe that there is. Personally, I have never worked for an agency that had enough work for all the girls, and the overwhelming majority of girls were under 25. At least one of these former agencies are completely out of business and the rest are dying. However, if you have an agent of either gender who is shagging the girls, and I have seen both, they will often hire on the basis of what they like. This often means younger because many younger girls will not say no, and will do absolutely anything on the promise of work which never comes, at which point they leave and are replaced.

That's sad, and I'm not doubting you at all on your perspective. But is there always another young girl coming along to be the replacement ? I always assumed (and I confess that I've no particular evidence for this assumption) that there is often a shortage of newbies (particularly in Scotland).

Apologies for going slightly off topic here, but genuinely interested in the answer.

Edited by broadwaydave
Added belated apology - doesn't mean that I don't mean it !

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To the OP - sorry to hear about your experiences - I have & continue to enjoy a lot of gr8 experiences in Surrey. Granted over a few punts I've had the odd challenge but always managed to sort & I hope you can sort things out with the agency direct?

Best of luck...

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To the OP - sorry to hear about your experiences - I have & continue to enjoy a lot of gr8 experiences in Surrey. Granted over a few punts I've had the odd challenge but always managed to sort & I hope you can sort things out with the agency direct?

Best of luck...

The strange thing is that the pics on the other site are really Isabella. I have seen her and I can vouch that they are her. She has her face hidden only in the pics which is absolutely fine.

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You're wrong about that.

Many men prefer milfs (older women 35+) and what about all the men who fantasise about BBW's ?

Prostitution is a vast market in Britain and there is space for any woman of any shape or form or age.

What about gilfs ? Men in their 20's, 30's and 40's regularly book girls in their 60's, 70's and 80's.

I on the other hand am always looking for the fuller figured woman (BBW) and get annoyed when the establishment will tell me thier girls are size 12 or at most 14 even if they are larger as they think most men would be put off.

I think they should take more notice of the comments on sites like this one where most men would secretly love to be with a more cuddly woman.

Just my 2cents worth as a BBW admirer :)

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Im a new user on here but I felt I must say my bit,I saw Issabella abourt 3 weeks ago as I could not see Katie who I see as a reg,mate your out of order,Issi is spot on her pics, She would not of been my first choice but I was very pleased with her and had a great time she is a classy girl ,very nice,quite, appartment all felt very safe ,was just as expected I would def go back to see her I tried to leave feedback on here but for some reason you cant leave reveiews on the Academy bit strange does anyone know why ??

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However, if you have an agent of either gender who is shagging the girls, and I have seen both, they will often hire on the basis of what they like. .

Thats pretty dire, you shouldn't feel obliged to sleep with the people employing you. Although once I was `hiring' a house from a guy in Wokingham, only to find it was more like an establishment with him in-charge. And he DID expect freebies. I am mortified to admit I allowed him to have it once, but I never went back again. I can't believe I was so weak... :D

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some reason you cant leave reveiews on the Academy bit strange does anyone know why ??

Yes, can someone answer that please? Or can you only talk positively about agencies that pay to advertise on here or something???!

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Sorry but if I'm going to pay £150-200 for a girl who is in her early 20's then thats what I expect. .

Which reminds me that am nearly 30, a size 12 and my time as an escort is coming to an end. It's a bit of a problem as I have years left of Uni and no idea how I will survive financially without escort work (I've been before so I don't get loans) and may have to give up any hope of the career I am trying to train for.

Ironically I am much better at it all than I was 4 years ago when I started but the reality is, men DO ideally prefer women in their early 20's and it's fair enough, it's just biology.

The second irony is that I spent my whole 20's/size 6 years looking stunning yet being desperate for a proper boyfriend and being dumped by and hurt by crap men. Now I am nearly 30/size 12, I have the most gorgeous, loving and caring boyfriend I ever could have dreamed of having and he is the stuff of dreams. I mean I have never met a man who is a patch on him in terms of looks or personality. It doesn't make any sense!!!!!

Clients tell me that women in their 30's and 40's are popular as escorts, but my opinion is that it is the ones who cater to role play/fetish and dominatrix stuff that yes, do well. For those of us offering a regular GFE.....it is over past 28 unless you literally look like Sophie Anderton.

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I tried to leave feedback on here but for some reason you cant leave reveiews on the Academy bit strange does anyone know why ??

You may have fallen foul of the "No reports" list, the "No reports" list is a list of ladies and establishments that have either opted to be included in the list, or have been placed on the list for whatever reason, if you try to submit a Field Report for a lady/establishment that is on the "No reports" list then it will be rejected.

BTW, as I understand it there is no way to differentiate between those ladies/establishments that are on the list at their own request and those that have been placed on the list for whatever reason.

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:D[quote name=SEXYBLONDESURREYGIRL;472423

Clients tell me that women in their 30's and 40's are popular as escorts' date=' but my opinion is that it is the ones who cater to role play/fetish and dominatrix stuff that yes, do well. For those of us offering a regular GFE.....it is over past 28 unless you literally look like Sophie Anderton.

I dont know where you are getting your info from here but its about as wrong as you can get, sorry.

I am mid thirties, i am 12/14 and i do offer fetish services, but sometimes i go weeks without having a fetish client. The vast majority of my clients are there to have what i would call a romp, licking, sucking,kissing and fucking, pretty much a gfe tbh.

As for roll play, its not exactly an extreme sevice, it could even fall under the gfe banner just about if you think of all the uniforms sold to normal couples from ann summers up and down the country .

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Which reminds me that am nearly 30, a size 12 and my time as an escort is coming to an end..

You only need to look at how succesful someone like Danish Pia has been as an escort to see that this needn't be the case at all. However, you do need to be professional and offer a great service too - it does seem that some girls earn a living purely on the basis of them being young. Far better to honestly describe yourself as being 30 and a size 12 and to attract punters for whom this is not an issue/a good thing, than to have disappointed clients.

Ironically I am much better at it all than I was 4 years ago when I started but the reality is, men DO ideally prefer women in their early 20's and it's fair enough, it's just biology.

Well, not all men. To those of us in our mid-forties (i.e. prime punting age) you're still young enough to be our daughter :D My last punt was with a woman describing herself as 45 (in reality, probably a teensy bit older), and it was superb, whereas some of my worst punts have been with young escorts.

The second irony is that I spent my whole 20's/size 6 years looking stunning yet being desperate for a proper boyfriend and being dumped by and hurt by crap men.

It seems to me that the blonde & skinny look does attract the type of alpha male who needs a trophy girlfriend, just like certain cars attract aggressive drivers. Glad to hear you've found a good 'un now :D

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Yes, can someone answer that please?

I expect it is because they are on the "No reports" list, if they are on the "No reports" list I have no idea why, however it is extremely unlikely that it is because they have stolen/fraudulent pictures on their site (which indeed they do) because a lady/establishment having stolen/fraudulent pictures does not appear to be a reason to be put on the "No reports" list.

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