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Does anybody else like this?

I lie down face up and the lady kneels at my (ever disappearing) waist, she places her hand, palm up, on my stomach under my erection so that the business end lies in her slightly cupped palm, she then uses the thumb, or any other digit, of her other hand to commence what I call the "lift" phase, this involves slowly pulling my erection until it reaches the vertical position and continues this pulling in the same direction until my erection reaches the horizontal, this position is maintained for a while and then progresses to the "boing" phase. This involves applying enough pressure in order to depress the erection past the horizontal, hold that position momentarily and then returning the erection to the horizontal, if the lady is so inclined she can murmur the word "boing" but that is at her discretion, obviously; the number of "boings" is fairly arbitrary but should be at least a half a dozen times. At her choice of timing the lady moves on to the "release" phase, this involves one single movement of her "boing" digit in such a manner that it releases all contact with the erection, this allows the erection to "fly" back and "slap" into the palm of her hand that is resting on my stomach, she then firmly squeezes the business end of the erection for a while and rests. Repeat.

As time marches on and I get older I find it increasingly difficult to sustain a rigid enough erection to really enjoy the above, but when things go right then it is something that I really do enjoy. I know I'm weird, but try it, you might like it.

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Does anybody else like this?

I lie down face up and the lady kneels at my (ever disappearing) waist, she places her hand, palm up, on my stomach under my erection so that the business end lies in her slightly cupped palm, she then uses the thumb, or any other digit, of her other hand to commence what I call the "lift" phase, this involves slowly pulling my erection until it reaches the vertical position and continues this pulling in the same direction until my erection reaches the horizontal, this position is maintained for a while and then progresses to the "boing" phase. This involves applying enough pressure in order to depress the erection past the horizontal, hold that position momentarily and then returning the erection to the horizontal, if the lady is so inclined she can murmur the word "boing" but that is at her discretion, obviously; the number of "boings" is fairly arbitrary but should be at least a half a dozen times. At her choice of timing the lady moves on to the "release" phase, this involves one single movement of her "boing" digit in such a manner that it releases all contact with the erection, this allows the erection to "fly" back and "slap" into the palm of her hand that is resting on my stomach, she then firmly squeezes the business end of the erection for a while and rests. Repeat.

As time marches on and I get older I find it increasingly difficult to sustain a rigid enough erection to really enjoy the above, but when things go right then it is something that I really do enjoy. I know I'm weird, but try it, you might like it.

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

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lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

I think its probably just you !!:)

I wouldnt have the concentration to check if she was getting the sequence right !;)

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A field trip is now planned .... expect a report in early course ;)

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if the lady is so inclined she can murmur the word "boing" but that is at her discretion, obviously;

I'd prefer it if she giggled as well.

Spice things up with some drawing pins in her hand

or if you like sploshing add yoghurt to her palm and splash it everywhere.

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I lie down face up and the lady kneels at my (ever disappearing) waist, she places her hand, palm up, on my stomach under my erection so that the business end lies in her slightly cupped palm, she then uses the thumb, or any other digit, of her other hand to commence what I call the "lift" phase, this involves slowly pulling my erection until it reaches the vertical position and continues this pulling in the same direction until my erection reaches the horizontal, this position is maintained for a while and then progresses to the "boing" phase. This involves applying enough pressure in order to depress the erection past the horizontal, hold that position momentarily and then returning the erection to the horizontal, if the lady is so inclined she can murmur the word "boing" but that is at her discretion, obviously; the number of "boings" is fairly arbitrary but should be at least a half a dozen times. At her choice of timing the lady moves on to the "release" phase, this involves one single movement of her "boing" digit in such a manner that it releases all contact with the erection, this allows the erection to "fly" back and "slap" into the palm of her hand that is resting on my stomach, she then firmly squeezes the business end of the erection for a while and rests. Repeat.

As time marches on and I get older I find it increasingly difficult to sustain a rigid enough erection to really enjoy the above, but when things go right then it is something that I really do enjoy. I know I'm weird, but try it, you might like it.

;)..........Is this something that's done automatically for you, SaS, or do you have to make the request, and then talk her through it ?

I've never experienced this, but there does sound, from your description, as if some discomfort may be felt whilst attaining the pre-release position.

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;)..........Is this something that's done automatically for you, SaS, or do you have to make the request, and then talk her through it ?

I've never experienced this, but there does sound, from your description, as if some discomfort may be felt whilst attaining the pre-release position.

Funny you should mention that because amazingly it is not offered as part of a "standard" service, I can't quite understand that but c'est la vie, and as such I do have to request it and there is, to use current "management speak", something of a productivity lag before the lady hits the ground running.

As far as I ascertain the lady feels no discomfort whatsoever during the entire operation.

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It would seem SaSfan that you're one of the chaps for whom the erection sits naturally quite close to the body when hard, and is able to be moved the semi-circle of lifting to vertical and boinging from the horizontal without any pain or discomfort.

Many a penis cannot be pulled beyond the vertical, let alone the horizontal, tho not having come across many an erect penis in your life, the possibilities of each ones movements perhaps aren't as familiar to you.

I would assume from your description of this movement that your penis is of fair size and whilst being hard (to be capable of the boing), it's not at its maximum stage of hardness, otherwise such range of movement would not be possible. Unless of course your penis is huge, and whilst engorged the base is still quite flexible.

For me however, offering my very serious (!) tantric massage, my urge to offer such a move on my client has to be controlled, as in the instances of my pulling a penis beyond its natural, at the extent my instinct would be to let it go ...for a stupendous belly slap boing ;)

I'm sure I've covered all angles... I've been boinging and picturing many a penis to come up with this post... Will experiment with this logic on my next client however, in case I've missed something.

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I would assume from your description of this movement that your penis is of fair size and whilst being hard (to be capable of the boing), it's not at its maximum stage of hardness, otherwise such range of movement would not be possible. Unless of course your penis is huge, and whilst engorged the base is still quite flexible.

I can reliably inform you that my erect penis creeps under the 6" bar, just creeps under mind you, but definitely under.

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I think I'd need a diagram to understand what's happening. But as a rough rule of thumb I guess most guys enjoy anything that involves a woman playing with the tojer... so I doubt if you're on your own.

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I can reliably inform you that my erect penis creeps under the 6" bar, just creeps under mind you, but definitely under.

Is that not fair ?

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I think I'd need a diagram to understand what's happening.

Think side on view, then think old fashioned lift floor indicator, the penis starts at floor 1, proceeds through floor 10 to floor 20 (lift phase), move the indicator to the non-existent 21st floor and then back to floor 20 a few times (boing phase), finally let go of the indicator and let it return to floor 1 (release phase). Repeat

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Is that not fair ?

Depends on your point of view I suppose.

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Wow.

I've done this (at the request of gentlemen - not something I spring on them without prior discussion) but I don't think I have ever discussed it in wuite such loving and technical detail!

It was like a strange hybrid of porn and a car manual...

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My penis will do that when in full on hard as it gets mode but I can't say I have ever found it more than titillating when self administered.;) Maybe you should think of a name for this process and then we can all ask for it next time.

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It would seem SaSfan that you're one of the chaps for whom the erection sits naturally quite close to the body when hard, and is able to be moved the semi-circle of lifting to vertical and boinging from the horizontal without any pain or discomfort.

Many a penis cannot be pulled beyond the vertical, let alone the horizontal, tho not having come across many an erect penis in your life, the possibilities of each ones movements perhaps aren't as familiar to you.

I would assume from your description of this movement that your penis is of fair size and whilst being hard (to be capable of the boing), it's not at its maximum stage of hardness, otherwise such range of movement would not be possible. Unless of course your penis is huge, and whilst engorged the base is still quite flexible.

For me however, offering my very serious (!) tantric massage, my urge to offer such a move on my client has to be controlled, as in the instances of my pulling a penis beyond its natural, at the extent my instinct would be to let it go ...for a stupendous belly slap boing ;)

I'm sure I've covered all angles... I've been boinging and picturing many a penis to come up with this post... Will experiment with this logic on my next client however, in case I've missed something.

I'm very much in agreement with you on this one, Lilly ; if my penis was to be redirected from pointing towards my chin to pointing towards my toes, whilst I was lying down naked in a state of great sexual arousal, a very sharp intake of breath would be the first response, quickly followed by a low-level pitiful groan.

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It was like a strange hybrid of porn and a car manual...

Sort of Hustler by Haynes huh?

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Sort of Hustler by Haynes huh?

Perhaps, "The Thelma Manual"?

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Perhaps, "The Thelma Manual"?

I like your thinking, perhaps we should go along the reptition lines, like Lomi-Lomi (whatever that might be) and call it Thelma-Thelma?

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I like your thinking, perhaps we should go along the reptition lines, like Lomi-Lomi (whatever that might be) and call it Thelma-Thelma?

Or we could have "being Thurrocked by Thelma"

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Or we could have "being Thurrocked by Thelma"

Yes, I like that, I wonder if in the future we might see "Thurrocking" on a list of services? at discretion of course.

Now what we need is an acronym, TK perhaps, TKO for Thurrocking without, without what I'm not quite sure, but nevertheless ........

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I'm very much in agreement with you on this one, Lilly ; if my penis was to be redirected from pointing towards my chin to pointing towards my toes, whilst I was lying down naked in a state of great sexual arousal, a very sharp intake of breath would be the first response, quickly followed by a low-level pitiful groan.

LOL, me too, probably with a loud snapping sound somewhere between the intake of breath and the groan ;).

It constantly amazes me how some of the porn star guys come equipped with universal joints connecting their knobs to their bodies :). Just goes to show that we're all different eh ? It used to bother me a little when I was (much) younger. These days I am happy that the damn thing still works :):).

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It seems to me that an interesting addition to the fun could be made by the lady placing a Smartie (or peanut to taste) on the end of the member after the conclusion of the boing phase and prior to release. Then on release the Smartie would be catapulted towards your head. With practice, the lady would be able to fire the sweetmeat expertly into your ready open mouth for you to enjoy.

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It seems to me that an interesting addition to the fun could be made by the lady placing a Smartie (or peanut to taste) on the end of the member after the conclusion of the boing phase and prior to release. Then on release the Smartie would be catapulted towards your head. With practice, the lady would be able to fire the sweetmeat expertly into your ready open mouth for you to enjoy.

.........or perhaps a malteser......:D

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This is a standard request for any tradesman who works in the construction industry.

It is known as the tower crane move.

Think of your erect knob as the jib of the crane.

Think of your balls as being the counter-balance concrete weights.

The tower crane has to be monoevred into position before the load of ready mixed concrete is poured out from the hopper on the jib.

If in doubt, get a piece of string, make a loop, tie it around the mushroom on the end of your knob, and attach it to a load. A six pack of Special Brew is about the right weight. See if you can raise and lower the six pack by just muscle control of your knob.

Satisfaction guaranteed with every erection project.

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