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My punting evening

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I can't share my secret hobby with many so thought I'd share with you my beloved punternet readers.

So spotted an escort on the other site who seemed too good to be true. usually I'd just avoid but spotted her posting on here and she seemed genuine.

Now I usually go to parlours not indies but everything seemed good about this WG.

I phoned up and made a short notice booking for about an hour later that evening.

Turned up 5 minutes early at the post code and gave a ring to get the exact address... and of course you can guess the rest. Busy signal, tried again two minutes later no answer, and again no answer, and again busy signal. Hung around for fifteen minutes trying now and again then went home...

..well except this is me and I had a pants load of sexual frustration and 90 quid burning a punt sized whole in my pocket.

Headed straight to my favourite parlour. Only two girls on. neither of home looked great. Had half a mind to say not tonight and leave but I just couldn't bare to hurt anyone's feelings.

So went with a lady Alex with a big tattoo on her arm ... and she was absolutely fantastic! I should have known this parlour never lets me down.

Nice chat, good massage, she went straight in to OWO without asking about covered and more importantly no talk of extra charges (it's really amazing how much difference there is between covered and uncovered), great horny sex (but no kissing - grrr!). She was also amazing at chest kissing which was just mind blowing.

Walked back with a smile on my face.

Got back and had a text from the first lady making an excuse and apologising ... so not so bad.

A good turnaround for an evening in this secret lifestyle of mine.

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I can understand your frustration mate, when you make a booking, I was brought up to understand it was a sign that the other person would be willing to meet you.

Surely in this age when we have mobile phones, internet, etc, it is so much easier to inform someone when the booking cant be kept, to try to cancel at the last minute is rough, to keep someone waiting not knowing is wrong.

At least in the end the escort had the decency to apologise to you, I just think that the number of no shows appears to be on the rise, or is spoken about more.

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I've only tried to book two indies in the last couple of years and had no shows with both. It's such fun hanging around a street in some random area of town trying not to look suspicious.

But I think you just have to be fairly easy going about it and have a backup plan! It's always got the potential to happen and as long as you have cash there are other options.

The things with parlours is that you have a guarantee they will be there!

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The things with parlours is that you have a guarantee they will be there!

Yes the parlour will be there, as for the ladies who are supposed to be working on the rota.....;):D:D:D...dont always expect as I found out again today!.

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I can't share my secret hobby with many so thought I'd share with you my beloved punternet readers.

So spotted an escort on the other site who seemed too good to be true. usually I'd just avoid but spotted her posting on here and she seemed genuine.

Now I usually go to parlours not indies but everything seemed good about this WG.

I phoned up and made a short notice booking for about an hour later that evening.

Turned up 5 minutes early at the post code and gave a ring to get the exact address... and of course you can guess the rest. Busy signal, tried again two minutes later no answer, and again no answer, and again busy signal. Hung around for fifteen minutes trying now and again then went home...

..well except this is me and I had a pants load of sexual frustration and 90 quid burning a punt sized whole in my pocket.

Headed straight to my favourite parlour. Only two girls on. neither of home looked great. Had half a mind to say not tonight and leave but I just couldn't bare to hurt anyone's feelings.

So went with a lady Alex with a big tattoo on her arm ... and she was absolutely fantastic! I should have known this parlour never lets me down.

Nice chat, good massage, she went straight in to OWO without asking about covered and more importantly no talk of extra charges (it's really amazing how much difference there is between covered and uncovered), great horny sex (but no kissing - grrr!). She was also amazing at chest kissing which was just mind blowing.

Walked back with a smile on my face.

Got back and had a text from the first lady making an excuse and apologising ... so not so bad.

A good turnaround for an evening in this secret lifestyle of mine.

Lucky sod !

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Yes the parlour will be there, as for the ladies who are supposed to be working on the rota

I think as a punter you just have to have zero expectations, go with the flow and take it all in a laid back manner. We do this for fun after all.

When you are dealing with random strangers there are going to be no shows, let downs, belligerent service and any manner of other disappointments.

Just keep up your end of the bargain and enjoy the good times when they come.

Hmmm, I think yesterday's punt has put me in far too good a mood today!

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I think as a punter you just have to have zero expectations,

When you pay £120 an hour, and have seen the lady before, you cant go into the parlour with Zero expectations!...it doesnt make any sense, why would you pay that sort of money and expect nothing.

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True. I think I have just developed a coping mechanism. :D

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I think as a punter you just have to have zero expectations, go with the flow and take it all in a laid back manner. We do this for fun after all.

When you are dealing with random strangers there are going to be no shows, let downs, belligerent service and any manner of other disappointments.

Just keep up your end of the bargain and enjoy the good times when they come.

Hmmm, I think yesterday's punt has put me in far too good a mood today!

I dont punt with zero expectations, i have certain expectations that i require after i have spoken to the lady on the phone, if i dont receive them i am not too happy.

Punting is often with those you havent met before, if they are professional i expect them to be so, if they turn out to be a let down, no show etc, i go to my back up plan, and would and have reported the let down on here. A total no show is a rarety in my experience.:D

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Turned up 5 minutes early at the post code and gave a ring to get the exact address... and of course you can guess the rest. Busy signal, tried again two minutes later no answer, and again no answer, and again busy signal. Hung around for fifteen minutes trying now and again then went home...

Name and shame name and shame :D

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Nah, I got an apology text later with a not completely outlandish excuse so I'll just put it down to a confusion.

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