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After a few false starts, I've retired from punting for good and for real. I thought I'd just leave (for the potential benefit of any North Londoners) my retirement statistics. There were loads of others, but most of them so unmemorable I couldn't even rate them.

I rated all the girls I can remember offhand out of 10 using the following scale:

Everyone starts at 6/10.

They gain 1 for being facially pretty, 1 for providing all the services I like, and up to 2 for exceptional service/being exceptionally fun or pleasant.

They lose up to 1 for being facially unattractive, 1 for questionable body, 1 for poor hygiene, 1 for telling lies, 1 for cheating on the clock, and up to 2 for bad attitude.

No one got 10. That would have to be some kind of goddess. Ideally, I look for a girl that's facially very attractive that does OWO and either CIM or facials, but when I did the stats, some of the top scorers didn't do any of those. Funny how it turns out:

9.5 Diana formerly of Bunny Lounge

9.25 Genevieve of Barnet

9.25 Daniella of Hampstead

9.2 Gina of Wembley

8.5 Cherry formerly of Bunny Lounge

8.5 Alex formerly of Bunny Lounge (now an indie in St Albans, I think)

7.75 Scarlett of Hemel (pain in the ass, but a top girl)

7.25 Kerry of Watford

7.25 Amy formerly of Sindys in Alperton

7 Cute Ann of Golders Green (super pain in the ass, but looked the business)

7 Dee of Hendon

7 Katie of Hendon

7 Isabella of Golders Green

6.5 Emma of Harrow

6 Kylie formerly of Hampstead

5 Bonnie of Debbies in Crystal Palace

5 Holly of Letchworth

4 Patricia formerly of Golders Green

4 Chantelle formerly of Golders Green

What I learned from this was that you can spend days trawling through profiles and FRs looking for a girl that does all the things you want, for the price you want to pay - but at the end of the day, it was performance and service rather than the actual services themselves. Also, that I'm a sucker and will forgive the pretty ones for their shortcomings.

I also learned that you never go wrong with the Bunny Lounge, and I spent a fortune trying to disprove that with rubbish indies.

The girls rated below 5 I wouldn't shag again, even if it was free. The last thing I learned is that punting goggles and spending too much time on PN makes you want to pay to have sex with women that you wouldn't have sex with in unpaid circumstances.

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Can't believe I didn't got 10! Only 9.25 :D x

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at least you wasn't below 5 LOL :D

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Can't believe I didn't got 10! Only 9.25 :D x

e mail diana for some tips :D

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After a few false starts, I've retired from punting for good and for real. I thought I'd just leave (for the potential benefit of any North Londoners) my retirement statistics. There were loads of others, but most of them so unmemorable I couldn't even rate them.

I rated all the girls I can remember offhand out of 10 using the following scale:

Everyone starts at 6/10.

They gain 1 for being facially pretty, 1 for providing all the services I like, and up to 2 for exceptional service/being exceptionally fun or pleasant.

They lose up to 1 for being facially unattractive, 1 for questionable body, 1 for poor hygiene, 1 for telling lies, 1 for cheating on the clock, and up to 2 for bad attitude.

No one got 10. That would have to be some kind of goddess. Ideally, I look for a girl that's facially very attractive that does OWO and either CIM or facials, but when I did the stats, some of the top scorers didn't do any of those. Funny how it turns out:

9.5 Diana formerly of Bunny Lounge

9.25 Genevieve of Barnet

9.25 Daniella of Hampstead

9.2 Gina of Wembley

8.5 Cherry formerly of Bunny Lounge

8.5 Alex formerly of Bunny Lounge (now an indie in St Albans, I think)

7.75 Scarlett of Hemel (pain in the ass, but a top girl)

7.25 Kerry of Watford

7.25 Amy formerly of Sindys in Alperton

7 Cute Ann of Golders Green (super pain in the ass, but looked the business)

7 Dee of Hendon

7 Katie of Hendon

7 Isabella of Golders Green

6.5 Emma of Harrow

6 Kylie formerly of Hampstead

5 Bonnie of Debbies in Crystal Palace

5 Holly of Letchworth

4 Patricia formerly of Golders Green

4 Chantelle formerly of Golders Green

What I learned from this was that you can spend days trawling through profiles and FRs looking for a girl that does all the things you want, for the price you want to pay - but at the end of the day, it was performance and service rather than the actual services themselves. Also, that I'm a sucker and will forgive the pretty ones for their shortcomings.

I also learned that you never go wrong with the Bunny Lounge, and I spent a fortune trying to disprove that with rubbish indies.

The girls rated below 5 I wouldn't shag again, even if it was free. The last thing I learned is that punting goggles and spending too much time on PN makes you want to pay to have sex with women that you wouldn't have sex with in unpaid circumstances.

I have punted with a number of these ladies and i have noted you posting about Ann of Golders Green being a pain before, my experiences of punting with her about 30 times dont match yours, she was always professional, enthusiatic and a joy to punt with, in fact some weeks i saw her 4 times she was that good in my view. Just goes to show people have different experiences with the same lady.:D

I agree about The Bunny Lounge, quality ladies but expensive as the VIP hour at £180 is the only option of interest to me. The problem is i have never yet had a punt start on time there, twice the ladies apoligised for being out shopping hence my appointment starting late. I always ensure i allow plenty of time nowadays. Alex my favourite from their was working in Bushey as an Indie, she is great.

Patricia if its the same lady that worked in the same flat as Cute Ann i totally agree with you about as i most certainly do with Chantelle again if its the size 14ish lady that also worked out of the same flat as Ann and Patricia, i in fact punted with her after some of the ladies moved to Temple Fortune last year at a 3some with Cindy which i detailed on the £100 London and surrounds thread at the time. Chantelle was Patricia would also be at the bottom of my list along with a few others.:D I wish you well in your retirement.:)

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To be updated next week when you come out of retirement??

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Can't believe I didn't got 10! Only 9.25 :D x

Hi Daniella. Long time, no see.

To get 10, at the end you would have had to have paid me.

Seriously, though - I did spend quite a while splitting all those half and quarter points at the top.

Thanks for the good times.

J

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I rate the 9+ group as the best, and I'm fussy. Daniella is smart as a bloke with two heads, knows the meaning of luxury (almost in the Classical Roman sense) and can treat you like a million dollars. Genevieve is just wild. Gina is a top girl, and I've got loads of time for her. And Diana is just a fucking goddess. Seriously, never mind the sex, she should be Secretary-General of the UN or something.

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The last thing I learned is that punting goggles and spending too much time on PN makes you want to pay to have sex with women that you wouldn't have sex with in unpaid circumstances

That is true unless you're very careful, or maybe quite poor :D

Many thanks to jaycloth for his selflessly-done research.

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I have punted with a number of these ladies and i have noted you posting about Ann of Golders Green being a pain before, my experiences of punting with her about 30 times dont match yours, she was always professional, enthusiatic and a joy to punt with, in fact some weeks i saw her 4 times she was that good in my view. Just goes to show people have different experiences with the same lady.:D

Like you say - each to their own. I would have rated her much lower, but like I said, physically, she was on fire; and I'm a sucker for that.

Patricia if its the same lady that worked in the same flat as Cute Ann i totally agree with you about as i most certainly do with Chantelle again if its the size 14ish lady that also worked out of the same flat as Ann and Patricia, i in fact punted with her after some of the ladies moved to Temple Fortune last year at a 3some with Cindy which i detailed on the £100 London and surrounds thread at the time. Chantelle was Patricia would also be at the bottom of my list along with a few others.:D I wish you well in your retirement.:)

Funny that - the only time I saw Chantelle was in a 3some. Less said the better. I saw Patricia when she was brand new in town, and I actually quite liked her. Saw her 8 months later, and I was shocked at the state of her. Couldn't get out of there fast enough.

To be updated next week when you come out of retirement??

Actually, no. Except for two "confirmation punts" at Christmas, I've had virtually nothing for over six months. I had two at Christmas to "confirm" I was doing the right thing. One was great, one was terrible - and that was all I needed to know. The good punts are so far outweighed by the bad ones, that I don't really miss it.

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Hello Jaycloth!

How are you? Def long time no see....

You stopped punting?? What happened to you?!!

Regards,

Daniella

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After a few false starts, I've retired from punting for good and for real. I thought I'd just leave (for the potential benefit of any North Londoners) my retirement statistics. There were loads of others, but most of them so unmemorable I couldn't even rate them.

I rated all the girls I can remember offhand out of 10 using the following scale:

Everyone starts at 6/10.

They gain 1 for being facially pretty, 1 for providing all the services I like, and up to 2 for exceptional service/being exceptionally fun or pleasant.

They lose up to 1 for being facially unattractive, 1 for questionable body, 1 for poor hygiene, 1 for telling lies, 1 for cheating on the clock, and up to 2 for bad attitude.

No one got 10. That would have to be some kind of goddess. Ideally, I look for a girl that's facially very attractive that does OWO and either CIM or facials, but when I did the stats, some of the top scorers didn't do any of those. Funny how it turns out:

9.5 Diana formerly of Bunny Lounge

9.25 Genevieve of Barnet

9.25 Daniella of Hampstead

9.2 Gina of Wembley

8.5 Cherry formerly of Bunny Lounge

8.5 Alex formerly of Bunny Lounge (now an indie in St Albans, I think)

7.75 Scarlett of Hemel (pain in the ass, but a top girl)

7.25 Kerry of Watford

7.25 Amy formerly of Sindys in Alperton

7 Cute Ann of Golders Green (super pain in the ass, but looked the business)

7 Dee of Hendon

7 Katie of Hendon

7 Isabella of Golders Green

6.5 Emma of Harrow

6 Kylie formerly of Hampstead

5 Bonnie of Debbies in Crystal Palace

5 Holly of Letchworth

4 Patricia formerly of Golders Green

4 Chantelle formerly of Golders Green

What I learned from this was that you can spend days trawling through profiles and FRs looking for a girl that does all the things you want, for the price you want to pay - but at the end of the day, it was performance and service rather than the actual services themselves. Also, that I'm a sucker and will forgive the pretty ones for their shortcomings.

I also learned that you never go wrong with the Bunny Lounge, and I spent a fortune trying to disprove that with rubbish indies.

The girls rated below 5 I wouldn't shag again, even if it was free. The last thing I learned is that punting goggles and spending too much time on PN makes you want to pay to have sex with women that you wouldn't have sex with in unpaid circumstances.

I would be most interested in hearing about those ladies that were so unmemorable that you couldnt rate them. If they were worse than Patricia or Channelle (not Chantelle) then they must of been terrible, you have my sympathies.:(

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Actually, no. Except for two "confirmation punts" at Christmas, I've had virtually nothing for over six months. I had two at Christmas to "confirm" I was doing the right thing. One was great, one was terrible - and that was all I needed to know. The good punts are so far outweighed by the bad ones, that I don't really miss it.

jayc: Thanks for taking my wisecrack in such good spirits. Happy retirement.

Jack

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hey ,

does anyone know where Amy from sindys is now ? shes a lovely petite blond really friendly use to have fun with her untill sindys closed :@(

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I would be most interested in hearing about those ladies that were so unmemorable that you couldnt rate them. If they were worse than Patricia or Channelle (not Chantelle) then they must of been terrible, you have my sympathies.:(

Two girls at the old Cleopatras were pretty terrible. Maybe a bit better looking than the two aforementioned at Golders Green , but the experience as a whole was awful. There was a really suspect looking plastic box above the door in one of the rooms which looked like a covert CCTV camera, one girl claimed to not be able to tell the time, and when I went to have a wash at the end, another girl was in there having a crap.

There was also a greek girl at the place in Bounds Green opposite BGPG who was bad bad bad. I'd rate her at 3.5 or lower. I know the maids are paid to be creative on the phone, but to describe this one as "pretty" was just taking the piss. I couldn't bring myself to have FS, so I got had a handjob - and she even made a dogs dinner of that.

Oh yes, and the muppet show going on in the Finchley Road, opposite the O2 centre. That was appalling.

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Two girls at the old Cleopatras were pretty terrible. Maybe a bit better looking than the two aforementioned at Golders Green , but the experience as a whole was awful. There was a really suspect looking plastic box above the door in one of the rooms which looked like a covert CCTV camera, one girl claimed to not be able to tell the time, and when I went to have a wash at the end, another girl was in there having a crap.

There was also a greek girl at the place in Bounds Green opposite BGPG who was bad bad bad. I'd rate her at 3.5 or lower. I know the maids are paid to be creative on the phone, but to describe this one as "pretty" was just taking the piss. I couldn't bring myself to have FS, so I got had a handjob - and she even made a dogs dinner of that.

Oh yes, and the muppet show going on in the Finchley Road, opposite the O2 centre. That was appalling.

I have heard about the O2 place. My worst experiences overall apart from pure scams or attempted scams were with the Pornstar Katie Weale, a dreadful individual, luckily for me i only had to put up with her at Parties where i had other ladies to choose from. She was either violent towards punters literally slapping them or virtually comatose.

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hey ,

does anyone know where Amy from sindys is now ? shes a lovely petite blond really friendly use to have fun with her untill sindys closed :@(

Yes, she works as Rachel at Passionate Encounters now. I found her by complete accident a couple of weeks ago, didn't even realise it was her before I showed up :(:D

She'd definitely get a 9.something from me. If she's only a 7.25, I'll have to try some of the other ladies mentioned :):)

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Yes, she works as Rachel at Passionate Encounters now. I found her by complete accident a couple of weeks ago, didn't even realise it was her before I showed up :D:D

She'd definitely get a 9.something from me. If she's only a 7.25, I'll have to try some of the other ladies mentioned :D:)

When I saw her, she was indeed very pleasant, and (it was claimed) that she had only just started in the business that week. For me she didn't do anything stellar and her boobs didn't set me alight - and although I had booked ahead, she let the client infront extend his time, so I had 45 minutes talking to the maid who was smoking like a chimney. But don't get me wrong, she was a really decent girl.

Any of the girls rated above 7, I consider to be pretty good -maybe I thought they had one or two drawbacks. But all the girls at 8.5 and higher I found to be fantastic. Certainly, Alex and Cherry were streets ahead of Amy.

I personally found the girls that I rated in the 9s to be the complete finished article. There is a tendancy on PN FRs for punters to go mad with the superlatives and describe girls as "beautiful", "amazing" or even "perfect". Generally I don't do that except with those that I thought were the cream of the crop.

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When I saw her, she was indeed very pleasant, and (it was claimed) that she had only just started in the business that week. For me she didn't do anything stellar and her boobs didn't set me alight - and although I had booked ahead, she let the client infront extend his time, so I had 45 minutes talking to the maid who was smoking like a chimney. But don't get me wrong, she was a really decent girl.

Any of the girls rated above 7, I consider to be pretty good -maybe I thought they had one or two drawbacks. But all the girls at 8.5 and higher I found to be fantastic. Certainly, Alex and Cherry were streets ahead of Amy.

I personally found the girls that I rated in the 9s to be the complete finished article. There is a tendancy on PN FRs for punters to go mad with the superlatives and describe girls as "beautiful", "amazing" or even "perfect". Generally I don't do that except with those that I thought were the cream of the crop.

I think that maid at Sindy's was going for some sort of chain smoking world record, I wouldn't have wanted to wait long in that waiting room. They didn't seem that organised either, I don't think it's a great idea to take bookings and allow walk-ins if you've only got one girl working. Passionate Encounters seemed a bit better run.

Amy/Rachel's attitude is probably what impressed me the most, she literally bounced into the room on both occasions. In my opinion, it's unfair to describe her as anything other than "beautiful" and "amazing", but maybe not quite "perfect".

Gina is definitely on my radar now though, and I'll be a very happy man if the bar is raised :D

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I think that maid at Sindy's was going for some sort of chain smoking world record, I wouldn't have wanted to wait long in that waiting room. They didn't seem that organised either, I don't think it's a great idea to take bookings and allow walk-ins if you've only got one girl working. Passionate Encounters seemed a bit better run.

Amy/Rachel's attitude is probably what impressed me the most, she literally bounced into the room on both occasions. In my opinion, it's unfair to describe her as anything other than "beautiful" and "amazing", but maybe not quite "perfect".

Gina is definitely on my radar now though, and I'll be a very happy man if the bar is raised :D

Who has not retired?I could not find geneviève or daniella for instance...

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I don't know whether it's appropriate to wish you a long and happy retirement. I'm sure your bank manager would if he or she knew.

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Who has not retired?I could not find geneviève or daniella for instance...

I've never seen her but I'm pretty sure Genevieve is still working as GENEVIEVEXX on **.

Amy is still working as Rachel at passionate encounters.

Gina definitely has retired... or at least she announced she was returning home on ** before her profile became inactive.

I've got no idea about the rest.

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Why is/was Scarlet of Hemel a pain? (PM me if you like)

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