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How a guy got caught

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Just had a guy tell me what happened to his mate.

Be very wary if you are going on a punt not to ring the wife at home just beforehand then accidentally hit the last redial button while in action.

His bags were packed for him when he got home. His wife heard it all. :D

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:D Oh dear what a way to get caught out :D

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Blimey, you don't half get them Lottie. I think you really need that holiday you've got coming up! :D

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he was probably lying, sounds a bit far fetched; like an eastenders stroyline

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he was probably lying, sounds a bit far fetched; like an eastenders stroyline

That is possible. However, it is the sort of thing that could happen.

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Phone stays in glove box during punts....

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he was probably lying, sounds a bit far fetched; like an eastenders stroyline

I can believe that. I often forget to lock my phone before I put in back in the pocket.

I've accidentally run my friend's wife at the beginning of a punt, and her father in the middle of a punt on another occasion (when there was a power cut).

Luckily both times they heard nothing but if I hadn't heard them talking back I could have carried on talking to the girl.

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he was probably lying, sounds a bit far fetched; like an eastenders stroyline

You may be right. I heard a similar story involving a friend of a friend two or three years ago. 'Another woman' rather than a working girl, but the basic principle was the same.

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he was probably lying, sounds a bit far fetched; like an eastenders stroyline

It happens in Michael Crichton's Disclosure - in the film version it is Demi Moore and Michael Douglas having sex whilst his phone broadcasts it to his missus.

You'd have thought he'd have learned his lesson after Fatal Attraction!

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You may be right. I heard a similar story involving a friend of a friend two or three years ago. 'Another woman' rather than a working girl, but the basic principle was the same.

I can also claim fame to this one. I got caught exactly by this method many years ago I had a new phone that was set to autodail or something like that. Wife heard everything. Wasnt a working girl was a woman I was seeing at the time. This was about 9 years ago. Good old Nokia !!

Funny enough at the time there was a programme on TV just a few days or so earlier about how men have been caught out by there mobiles

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Did he also discover a steaming mug of freshly-made tea on the bedside table after he'd finished shagging her? :D

Does sound mightily like an urban legend..

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Phone stays in glove box during punts....

Same with my punting only phone.

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It did happen to a friend of mine, who was discussing the conflict of emotions about his wife and the woman he was having an affair with while driving with a mate of his. When he got home he found his bags packed, so definitely not urban myth. It did nearly happen to me, I was talking with another guy about women we were seeing over a pint and my phone dialed home from my pocket. When I got home my then wife told me I'd called but she couldn't understand what was being said, (the phone had been in my jacket pocket).

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Well, he should feel himself lucky that it wasn't a 3G video phone. :(

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I nearly got caught out after inadvertently dialing my bosses mobile from my unlocked work mobile......:( Luckily, he could only hear muffled noises and voices, and not me telling the lady where i wanted to finish....

Now ensure that phones are off, or left in the car boot.

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Just had a guy tell me what happened to his mate.

Be very wary if you are going on a punt not to ring the wife at home just beforehand then accidentally hit the last redial button while in action.

His bags were packed for him when he got home. His wife heard it all. :(

An acquaintance from years ago found that suspicions of her husband's infidelity were confirmed when she returned home from work to find nearly all the Jacobs Cream Crackers she'd carefully placed under the matress of the marital bed had been smashed to pieces. :)

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An acquaintance from years ago found that suspicions of her husband's infidelity were confirmed when she returned home from work to find nearly all the Jacobs Cream Crackers she'd carefully placed under the matress of the marital bed had been smashed to pieces. :)

I always check the bed for crackers first.

If there is not a cracker in the bed then I don't go to bed. :(

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An acquaintance from years ago found that suspicions of her husband's infidelity were confirmed when she returned home from work to find nearly all the Jacobs Cream Crackers she'd carefully placed under the matress of the marital bed had been smashed to pieces. :)

Hardly proved he was shagging someone else! Just that he was on the bed!

Pocket calls are a real worry, both outgoing and incoming being answered accidentally. Turn them off! :(

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Hardly proved he was shagging someone else! Just that he was on the bed!

Bouncing on the bed, at the very least... :(

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Gentlemen I can assure you it does happen because it happened to me, as I have reported here before. Somewhat fortuitously (in so far as it can be described as good luck), I hit redial while in a bar with an escort on an overnight and thus what was overheard by my missus was enough to make it clear I was with a female making non-business conversation, but not a whole hell of a lot more (not that her imagination couldn't fill in the blanks). That notwithstanding, enough damage was done that it took some time to emerge from the resulting hole (don't know why I bothered, but that's another story...)

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I've accidentally rung ... her father in the middle of a punt on another occasion (when there was a power cut).

How did you know her father was in the middle of a punt?

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How did you know her father was in the middle of a punt?

That's my poor grammar. I was in the middle of the punt at a parlour with blacked out windows. There was a power cut. I used my phone as a torch and hit the wrong button.

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I always check the bed for crackers first.

If there is not a cracker in the bed then I don't go to bed. :(

More cheese Grommit?

Good God, there is a real dog in my bed.

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An acquaintance from years ago found that suspicions of her husband's infidelity were confirmed when she returned home from work to find nearly all the Jacobs Cream Crackers she'd carefully placed under the matress of the marital bed had been smashed to pieces. :(

there's a thread just started about 'butter is the best lube' - maybe that's got something to do with the crackers??

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More cheese Grommit?

Good God, there is a real dog in my bed.

I had a dream the another night that started off with me finding a duck in my bed?

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