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Funny - the periodic table of punting

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Thanks SexyMayLondon for coming up with this!

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Very funny!

Lots of people seem bored today! Derth of money and opportunity all round?

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Very funny!

Lots of people seem bored today! Derth of money and opportunity all round?

I was a bit drunk on Sunday after pub lunch with a friend, a scientist, when I wrote that. Day off you see...

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Bloody Hell! A working girl, tipsy but can still satirize the periodic table! I'm in love!

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Absolutely brilliant!

Only May under influence of the few liqueurs can produce something like that! I bet Mendeleev turning in his grave with a laughter too. :(

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After eating some chicken liver on baked brioche and sinking some lager in good company, I thought....

Why not.

Thing is, acronyms from early days escoring. A. CIM. OWO. Wot??

So I propose we need to add to this periodic table, get it painted properly, on canvas, and sell it to Saatchi. Suggestions welcome.

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can't view the pdf comes up with a warning about insufficient rights etcv

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You clicked somewhere odd.

Now, in the bag at Fresher's Fairs, they give you beer can openers, magnets and vouchers. We should hand this out for punting I think...

Anyway, suggestions very welcome. Ru-barb, Custard, the rest is fair game. I'm serious about firing this out.

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There's the London Erotica show in November, you'd sell shedloads there.All you need is a person who knows a manufacturer in China and off you go!

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I knew there was a science to all this, a good punt definitely has a quantifiable half-life.

Franchise opportunities? How about Monopoly board?

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A hooker monopoly! Can i draw the pictures? Or at least colour it in :(

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I couldn't get the attachment either, boo hoo. I can get into sensual massage but wherever the couple of threads on Edward VII I could not follow.

There may be a better heading for this but since another member has queried the situation in this thread I thought I would as well.

Cheers,Tim

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I couldn't get the attachment either, boo hoo. I can get into sensual massage but wherever the couple of threads on Edward VII I could not follow.

There may be a better heading for this but since another member has queried the situation in this thread I thought I would as well.

Cheers,Tim

You should be able to view the massage board when you are logged in.

The Edward VII thread was moved to the off-topic board, and that is only viewable by full members - keep posting and you'll get there :D.

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Smart!

Mind if I link to it ?

And you could indeed try to flog this via some art-gallery.

Whore-art, extra kinky. Genuine Clever Working Lady product.

.. and then, when it gets its 15 min of fame, sell prints/posters as well.

It would end up on the wall in various places.

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You should be able to view the massage board when you are logged in.

I couldn't access the attachment either. It looks like only full members can access it, not probationary members

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