Ghenghis

Is soixante-neuf "safe sex"??

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No, this is not another of those bloody boring "Can I lick a girl's bits without catching a nasty?" threads or one about OWO, it's a thread title to draw interest and shorter than it could have been otherwise.

OK.

Over the past couple of years I have got increasingly aware that when in 69, the ladies can get extremely carried away and a girl who when on her knees or lying across the bed giving you a marvelous blow job suddenly becomes uncordinated if not downright dangerous.

More than once this year I have found I have been accidentally nicked by the odd tooth as a lady orgasms or just made a bit/lot uncomfortable.

In the throes you do not notice but after that part finishes what should be a successful conclusion often turns into a medical drama.

One lady afterwards texted me for days asking if my "little brother was now recovered"!! :D;)

Has anyone else found this to happen?

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No, this is not another of those bloody boring "Can I lick a girl's bits without catching a nasty?" threads or one about OWO, it's a thread title to draw interest and shorter than it could have been otherwise.

OK.

Over the past couple of years I have got increasingly aware that when in 69, the ladies can get extremely carried away and a girl who when on her knees or lying across the bed giving you a marvelous blow job suddenly becomes uncordinated if not downright dangerous.

More than once this year I have found I have been accidentally nicked by the odd tooth as a lady orgasms or just made a bit/lot uncomfortable.

In the throes you do not notice but after that part finishes what should be a successful conclusion often turns into a medical drama.

One lady afterwards texted me for days asking if my "little brother was now recovered"!! :D:D

Has anyone else found this to happen?

I'm not a fan of 69 - not just because of the proximity of my nose to her brown starfish but because a blowjob doesn't feel so good if you can't see the action.

So, no, I've not had my cock cut by a sharp tooth. However, a girl with hands like sailor gave me a handjob and her rough skin was like a cheese grater. The next day I was covered in scabs ;)

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I tend to agree, its better to have the lady sitting there "facing" you so that you can have access to her nipples too LOL

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I tend to agree, its better to have the lady sitting there "facing" you so that you can have access to her nipples too LOL

Yes, and you can pull her ears and pinch her nose :D

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Yes, and you can pull her ears and pinch her nose :D

My arms are not long enough to do that unless she is particularly small. Normally the nipples are at the right height though for a full arm extension round her legs.........................

Or maybe you are talking about a BJ and me about ?"queening"??;)

Anyhow, to go back to your original response, some chocolate starfishes are lovelier than others...................present company definitely excluded.

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I'm not a fan of 69 - not just because of the proximity of my nose to her brown starfish but because a blowjob doesn't feel so good if you can't see the action.

I agree Mr T B Darcy... Eye contact during ahem is very important. Watching the gent's face gives an indication of which moves he is enjoying the most etc

69 is awfully distracting but still fun!

ps. wasn't me @ Ghenghis :D

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I agree Mr T B Darcy... Eye contact during ahem is very important. Watching the gent's face gives an indication of which moves he is enjoying the most etc

69 is awfully distracting but still fun!

ps. wasn't me @ Ghenghis :D

I dunno, you seemed to be enthusiastic anough!! LOL ;):D

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Yes, and you can pull her ears and pinch her nose :D

Oh that made me laugh out loud! lol

I had a very strange experience the other week whilst giving oral, the guy kept rubbing my eyebrows! Thought he was going to poke my bloody eye out. How queer!

69's are ok but I never orgasm that way, so it's never happened to me. I prefer to to give then receive or vice versa.

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No, Ghenghis, it's never happened to me. You must be better at it than I am.

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I dunno, you seemed to be enthusiastic enough!! LOL ;):D

You trying to ruin my 'vanilla' reputation :D

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You trying to ruin my 'vanilla' reputation ;)

You have a "vanilla" reputation? Maybe from people who have never met you ?? :D

Or do they think you live in a "Palace"?:D

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No, Ghenghis, it's never happened to me. You must be better at it than I am.

Probably developed because I am a lousy shag!! :D

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Oh that made me laugh out loud! lol

I had a very strange experience the other week whilst giving oral, the guy kept rubbing my eyebrows! Thought he was going to poke my bloody eye out. How queer!

69's are ok but I never orgasm that way, so it's never happened to me. I prefer to to give then receive or vice versa.

Only on punternet could I pick up a tip like that. :D I'll try it on my next punt. :D

I visited a pale-skinned Venezuelan girl once who kept her eyes shut throughout intercourse. When I was about to cum, I put my thumbs on her eyelids and opened them up. She had cold blue eyes like a shark. ;)

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Or maybe you are talking about a BJ and me about ?"queening"??;)

It's a while since I did some Queening, probably because last time I did it the girl had pre-lubed - it was like licking a pot of hair gel :D

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It's a while since I did some Queening, probably because last time I did it the girl had pre-lubed - it was like licking a pot of hair gel :D

I have never tried licking a pot of hair gel, once I got intimate with some vanishing cream but halway through the urge disappeared!

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Only on punternet could I pick up a tip like that. :( I'll try it on my next punt. ;)

I visited a pale-skinned Venezuelan girl once who kept her eyes shut throughout intercourse. When I was about to cum, I put my thumbs on her eyelids and opened them up. She had cold blue eyes like a shark. :D

Bloody hell, you have tried getting oral sex from a shark?? :D Brave man!

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I agree Mr T B Darcy... Eye contact during ahem is very important. Watching the gent's face gives an indication of which moves he is enjoying the most etc

Dearest Miss Bennet,

I have no pride, I have no prejudice,

I have a cock, you have a crevice!

You have a mouth, you have some eyes,

Look at me when you undo my flies!

TB xx

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I have never tried licking a pot of hair gel, once I got intimate with some vanishing cream but halway through the urge disappeared!

I rubbed my cock on some hair gel once. The guy in front of me in the cinema didn't appreciate it though. :D

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Yes, and you can pull her ears and pinch her nose ;)

I like patting, and drumming her about the face with my cock like in the pornos. It kind of demonstrates its potential other uses should she get a little too heavy with the teeth. Though I suppose if she bit it off altogether I'd have to rethink my game plan.:D

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hmm, we've had sharks, eyebrows, mr darcy, hair gel, and cinemas so i figure i'll just answer the original question

never had any 69 issues myself - but am always careful when requesting 69 - best thing to do is to observe the oral technique of the lady on its own - if its toothy in the slightest then you probably dont want to go 69

but in the main ze soixante neuf eez tres bien

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Bloody hell, you have tried getting oral sex from a shark?? :D Brave man!

I was skinny-dipping in a lake in Tanzania and got sucked off by a wide-mouthed catfish, if that helps?

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I was skinny-dipping in a lake in Tanzania and got sucked off by a wide-mouthed catfish, if that helps?

I heard that candiru swarm in the mouths of those catfish so you are an even braver man than I thought! :D

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I was skinny-dipping in a lake in Tanzania and got sucked off by a wide-mouthed catfish, if that helps?

Doesn't count: sharks are related to dogfish, not catfish.

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I like patting, and drumming her about the face with my cock

Viz, You're spoiling those girls!

I like to align my Jap's Eye with a girl's nostril and say, 'Sniff my cock juice.'

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I rubbed my cock on some hair gel once. The guy in front of me in the cinema didn't appreciate it though. :D

I once tried the same thing with hair spray as I thought it might make my cock stiffer, the store manager at Waitrose was unimpressed to say the least and asked me to pay for the product before applying it!

However, enough off topic, I was seriously asking as maybe its just my hard luck that causes the OP question to arise.......

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