Guest miaow99

Naming your genitals, "mr percy" etc.

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Whilst the FRs make entertaining reading, there is phenomenon I've noticed now and again which is faintly disturbing: the way that certain writers refer to their genitals by some sort of 'pet name', like "Mr Percy", or "The Captain".

They often go further and say things like "Mr. Percy was getting rather tired by this point."

My question is this - is this something they just do in the FRs, or do people really do this.

Ladies - have you witnessed this, and if so, how did you avoid collapsing in fits of giggles?

(sorry if I offend anyone proud "Mr Percy" keepers here, but, come on, really.)

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Yeah , it's a load of bollocks! :o

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Pricks so very evidently seem to have a life and independence and will of their own, that it comes quite naturally to chaps to objectify them or personalise them. The term chosen will depend on the organ's state at any given moment, and how appropriate its behaviour has been, given the occasion.

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Clarence. I've long since forgotten why, or how it came about.

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i just call it my knob

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I call mine Lala..... and the male version..... Todga :o

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I call mine Lala..... and the male version..... Todga :o

you should have a name for your bum

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It's usually "him" or "her"!!

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I used to think it was really called 'fairy'. I thought that was the name everyone used, and knew of.

When I was 5, I hurt 'my fairy' climbing over some cut off jagged railings and it was cut a little. My cousin told my mum and dad, 'Her fairy is bleeding' and you can imagine that they thought someone had been doing something to me, and rushed me to the hospital.

There were loads of doctors all around my bed, all concerned with how it happened.

I just pulled up my dress and loudly told the whole ward,

'I Scraped My Fairy On The Jaggy Wall!'

And they were all laughing at me. I suppose they were just relieved that it wasn't some weird person, just a wall.

My best friend and I would make up awful names in later years, hers being the worst - haddock haven and tuna tunnel. Yuk! :o

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Clarence. I've long since forgotten why, or how it came about.

Oh Tony maybe it was after Clarence the cross eyed lion.....:rolleyes:

ladies-doo dah

mens-willy

Not so imaginitive :o

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Oh Tony maybe it was after Clarence the cross eyed lion.....:D

ladies-doo dah

mens-willy

Not so imaginitive :o

Possibly. If you ever want to shake hands with Clarence Bunny....:rolleyes:

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Women calling their breasts "the girls" makes me shudder.

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Women calling their breasts "the girls" makes me shudder.

Better than Pepsi and Shirley, or Sharon and Tracey! :o

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or Coke and Pepsi and ask if you want to take the taste challenge?

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I take Mr Wobbly wherever I go....

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Better than Pepsi and Shirley, or Sharon and Tracey! :o

Was it Sam Fox who called them Pinky and Perky?

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In the v funny 'Who Moved My Blackberry?', Martin Lukes calls his dick 'The General'.

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I used to think it was really called 'fairy'. I thought that was the name everyone used, and knew of.

When I was 5, I hurt 'my fairy' climbing over some cut off jagged railings and it was cut a little. My cousin told my mum and dad, 'Her fairy is bleeding' and you can imagine that they thought someone had been doing something to me, and rushed me to the hospital.

There were loads of doctors all around my bed, all concerned with how it happened.

I just pulled up my dress and loudly told the whole ward,

'I Scraped My Fairy On The Jaggy Wall!'

And they were all laughing at me. I suppose they were just relieved that it wasn't some weird person, just a wall.

My best friend and I would make up awful names in later years, hers being the worst - haddock haven and tuna tunnel. Yuk! :D

You are so funny..... always put a smile on my face :)

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you should have a name for your bum

I do.... I call it 'Nina'... after someone on this board.... who once told me to stick my 'Sarcasam' up my Derriere... :D

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Women calling their breasts "the girls" makes me shudder.

What about 'Puppies' ???that make you shudder right into them.... :D

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I've just remembered, back in the '80s I knew a guy who called his genitalia the Bee Gees. His balls were Robin and Maurice, and Barry was the prick!

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I don't have any pet names, but my regular lady refers to mine as 'William'

"He's to grown up to be a Willie!" she said, but made no reference to if this meant age or size:o

Whatever, 'he' is always happy to meet 'Lulu'

I think this adds to a sense of intimacy and fun, and if we are not having fun in these encounters why on earth are we doing it?:D

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Sometimes with oriental ladies they refer to my "little brother"!!

That makes for interesting conversations.

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I don't have a name. I do sometimes talk about the behaviour of mine with WGs as if it were a separate person.

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