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FAQs on escorts' sites

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this might sound a stupid qustion but how do these work?

do the escorts just think up the questions and answer them?

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this might sound a stupid qustion but how do these work?

wtf? :rolleyes:

their should be an exam before people are allowed on the internet.... :o

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wtf? :D

their should be an exam before people are allowed on the internet.... :rolleyes:

Blame Tony Blair - he's the one who wanted internet access for all :o

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the reason i ask is because i see on some sites the most odd question and then the escort seems to have a hissy answering it, and i am thinking, you asked it :o

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this might sound a stupid qustion but how do these work?

do the escorts just think up the questions and answer them?

You're kidding, right?

Aren't they exactly just that? Frequently Asked Questions? :o

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You're kidding, right?

Aren't they exactly just that? Frequently Asked Questions? :o

well, one question always seems to be

will you do bareback? and the escort seems to go mad answering it :rolleyes:

and from what i see on here, nearly all punters would never do bareback anyway, so it cant be that frequent

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well, one question always seems to be

will you do bareback? and the escort seems to go mad answering it :o

and from what i see on here, nearly all punters would never do bareback anyway, so it cant be that frequent

Ha! that's what you (would like to) think. Oh the innocence. Reality is something entirely different...

Funny that people don't always practice what they preach.

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Ha! that's what you (would like to) think. Oh the innocence. Reality is something entirely different...

Funny that people don't always practice what they preach.

if i offer you an extra £10 will you do bareback? :o

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this might sound a stupid qustion but how do these work?

do the escorts just think up the questions and answer them?

FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions.

(Frequently is another word for "a lot".)

These are the questions that WGs get asked "a lot"

(WG stands for "working girl".)

So the WGs (working girls) do not make them up themselves, they just compile a few of the questions that are asked "a lot"

(compile is another word for "put together")

Giving a negative answer to a FAQ is supposed to discourage people from asking it again.

(negative means bad)

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if i offer you an extra £10 will you do bareback? :o

ooooo really tempting. Let me get back to you on that :rolleyes:

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I frequently ask 'why have you got such a nice bum?' Never seen that in FAQ's...:o

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Reading this has just made me laugh.....what is everyone on and can I have some please :o:D

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well, one question always seems to be

will you do bareback? and the escort seems to go mad answering it :o

and from what i see on here, nearly all punters would never do bareback anyway, so it cant be that frequent

I think ladies get uppity about it because they're so fed up of frequently being asked this quetion by prats who haven't bothered to read their Frequently Asked Questions. Perhaps 'how do you come up ith your FAQs?' should be included among SPs FAQs...

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As some have said before my FAQ's are just questions that I get asked all the time, however, I do feel that some people have nothing but FAQ's on websites. There was one that I saw, she doesn't work anymore, she had 55 FAQ's. I thought to myself, who has the time to write all those? :o

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this might sound a stupid qustion but how do these work?

do the escorts just think up the questions and answer them?

Congratulations, it's only the beginning of April but my money is on this for the 'Most Stupid Post of 2010' Award.

The 'FAQ's' on our sites are indeed real questions. Real questions which we get asked over and over and over and over again by men who go 'Website - click - Pictures - click - Rates - click - Phone number - click' and completely bloody ignore the 'A bit about me and what I'm up for' text that we spent so long over.

In fact. the FAQ's are a complete waste of time becuase the kind of pillock who asks those questions is the same pillock who doesn't bother reading that bit, but ho hum you gotta try.

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Congratulations, it's only the beginning of April but my money is on this for the 'Most Stupid Post of 2010' Award.

The 'FAQ's' on our sites are indeed real questions. Real questions which we get asked over and over and over and over again by men who go 'Website - click - Pictures - click - Rates - click - Phone number - click' and completely bloody ignore the 'A bit about me and what I'm up for' text that we spent so long over.

In fact. the FAQ's are a complete waste of time becuase the kind of pillock who asks those questions is the same pillock who doesn't bother reading that bit, but ho hum you gotta try.

what makes you think this is a wg problem? people dont read webpages of any sort, or the small print.

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what makes you think this is a wg problem? people dont read webpages of any sort, or the small print.

Did I say it was only a WG problem? But I am only a WG, and it is my problem.

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I've just seen a list of FAQs where the first question is "Have u got any smelly shoes you can sell me?"

With the best will in the world I cannot believe a lot of people ask such a question.

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As some have said before my FAQ's are just questions that I get asked all the time, however, I do feel that some people have nothing but FAQ's on websites. There was one that I saw, she doesn't work anymore, she had 55 FAQ's. I thought to myself, who has the time to write all those? :D

ahh, an american escort. welcome, we need more of you ;)

Congratulations, it's only the beginning of April but my money is on this for the 'Most Stupid Post of 2010' Award.

The 'FAQ's' on our sites are indeed real questions. Real questions which we get asked over and over and over and over again by men who go 'Website - click - Pictures - click - Rates - click - Phone number - click' and completely bloody ignore the 'A bit about me and what I'm up for' text that we spent so long over.

In fact. the FAQ's are a complete waste of time becuase the kind of pillock who asks those questions is the same pillock who doesn't bother reading that bit, but ho hum you gotta try.

how do you know they are real questions on every site? have you asked every single escort in the world about their FAQs? pretty stupid post there by you. sorry

I've just seen a list of FAQs where the first question is "Have u got any smelly shoes you can sell me?"

With the best will in the world I cannot believe a lot of people ask such a question.

nah, that question is asked over and over and over and over again by punters, claire said so :)

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how do you know they are real questions on every site? have you asked every single escort in the world about their FAQs? pretty stupid post there by you. sorry

nah, that question is asked over and over and over and over again by punters, claire said so :D

Oh ffs don't be a knob - you asked a stupid question, everyone told you so, now clear up all those toys around yer pram and have a nap.

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Reading this has just made me laug.....what is everyone on and can I have some please :D:D

I laughed as well...genuinely

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Oh ffs don't be a knob - you asked a stupid question, everyone told you so, now clear up all those toys around yer pram and have a nap.

maybe the way i worded made it appear a stupid question; i was probably just being too polite. i just wanted to know why some escorts would put pointless questions - like the one bunthorne said - in their FAQs

i am not sure why you got so annoyed and aggressive sounding over a thread. maybe you need to take a week or two off. i have seen it sugested that some escorts need a break now and then

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Yeah, I've got executive burnout.

As for 'pointless questions' - I get asked if I'll sell my clothes quite often. Not just lingerie. And if you go on eBay and look for 'well-worn shoes' you'll find they sell for crazy prices. So I'd be guessing that some ladies get asked for their shoes aswell.

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I have FAQ sections on my websites. All the questions are made up (by me) in an attempt to anticipate what I'm likely to be asked by a potential customer.

I would bet that most of the newer girls do the same thing. If they are established, then no doubt they have been asked most of the questions in their FAQ.

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ahh, an american escort. welcome, we need more of you :)

Thank you sweeite. I know, not many of us yanks in jolly ol' england.

None the less, glad to be here.:D

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