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from an A**work profile:

"I am a beautiful female escort available in london, please take time to peruse my private gallery. I guarantee the time spent with me with a memorable and a delightful experience. I cater for Businessmen, dignitaries and people where digression is the upmost importance"

Must be frustrating trying to have a conversation with her when all she does is digress, but then Businessmen and dignitaries probably go for that sort of thing.

Anyone else got any hooker-related typos to brighten up this Monday morning?

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Then there is the ever popular "discreet/discrete" ambiguity

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Is digression at discretion? How would you know?

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There are also an awful lot of university educated 'proffesionals' out there for the 'disearning' client. Evidently, a lot of them are comfortable in any social situation, apart from those that require the ability to spell obviously :)

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I'm fond of a bit of digression from time to time during a punt.

It illuminates the world of the lady concerned which is so often a charming revelation and one feels the more intimate with same.

If it's a poor spelling habit I'm fine with that. Poor grammar though I really get totally fucked off with.

But that's just me

Uncle Pokey

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I shouldn't take the pith, my spelling is offal.

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I'm fond of a bit of digression from time to time during a punt.

It illuminates the world of the lady concerned which is so often a charming revelation and one feels the more intimate with same.

If it's a poor spelling habit I'm fine with that. Poor grammar though I really get totally fucked off with.

But that's just me

Uncle Pokey

I enjoy a bit digression as you say can be charming but "so what car are driving these days?" as you're still getting yer breath and JT is still embedded in her Though it does mean I remember her name!

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I enjoy a bit digression as you say can be charming but "so what car are driving these days?" as you're still getting yer breath and JT is still embedded in her Though it does mean I remember her name!

Quite so LOL

Uncle Pokey

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There are also an awful lot of university educated 'proffesionals' out there for the 'disearning' client. Evidently, a lot of them are comfortable in any social situation, apart from those that require the ability to spell obviously :)

I think you might just have stumbled upon a niche fetish.:)

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from an A**work profile:

"I am a beautiful female escort available in london, please take time to peruse my private gallery. I guarantee the time spent with me with a memorable and a delightful experience. I cater for Businessmen, dignitaries and people where digression is the upmost importance"

Must be frustrating trying to have a conversation with her when all she does is digress, but then Businessmen and dignitaries probably go for that sort of thing.

Anyone else got any hooker-related typos to brighten up this Monday morning?

ARRRGGHH !! That's my bug bear, "sophisticated up scale / courtesans" who cannot spell. :)

I have to sit on my hands. :):D

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"if you would like me to be imitate with you"

Came across that one a few weeks ago, made me smile.

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I admit to being a bit of a language fascist, but dreadful spelling is one of the things that puts me off a profile. Obviously anyone can hit the odd wrong key (as many of my posts testify!), and I'm also aware that some people have dyslexia and similar conditions; but when you get a whole page of it it does make me wonder about the lady's intellectual capacity, and her general approach: if she's so slapdash that she won't make the effort to make sure the text advertising her professional services is correct, is that also how she approaches her business? I think it's not coincidence that some of the most eloquent of the ladies who post on here have really impressive profiles and websites.

Okay, feel free to slag my views, I'm probably asking for it. :)

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I admit to being a bit of a language fascist, but dreadful spelling is one of the things that puts me off a profile. Obviously anyone can hit the odd wrong key (as many of my posts testify!), and I'm also aware that some people have dyslexia and similar conditions; but when you get a whole page of it it does make me wonder about the lady's intellectual capacity, and her general approach: if she's so slapdash that she won't make the effort to make sure the text advertising her professional services is correct, is that also how she approaches her business? I think it's not coincidence that some of the most eloquent of the ladies who post on here have really impressive profiles and websites.

Okay, feel free to slag my views, I'm probably asking for it. :)

I gotta say, if it's written by a foreign WG, I find mistakes kinda charming.

I'd rather an error-filled ad written by the lady herself, than a perfect one written by someone else. I'm hiring a hooker, not a copywriter. The main thing is that I get a feel for what sort of person she is, and that she enjoys what she does. With practice, you can make a good guess at such things.

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I gotta say, if it's written by a foreign WG, I find mistakes kinda charming.

I'd rather an error-filled ad written by the lady herself, than a perfect one written by someone else. I'm hiring a hooker, not a copywriter. The main thing is that I get a feel for what sort of person she is, and that she enjoys what she does. With practice, you can make a good guess at such things.

Yes, I fully take the point about ladies for whom English isn't their first language, and that's entirely understandable, although I'd hate to meet a lady with whom I couldn't converse. For me a good personality is just as important as looks, and I do prefer to meet ladies with a certain level of intelligence. That's not to criticise anyone who takes a different view - not that I'm saying you do miaow (okay, I'll stop digging now) - it's just my own preference. :)

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Yes, I fully take the point about ladies for whom English isn't their first language, and that's entirely understandable, although I'd hate to meet a lady with whom I couldn't converse. For me a good personality is just as important as looks, and I do prefer to meet ladies with a certain level of intelligence. That's not to criticise anyone who takes a different view - not that I'm saying you do miaow (okay, I'll stop digging now) - it's just my own preference. :)

I'm with you on the personality. There is a girl on the other site who looks great but uses a lot of txt spk in her profile. That puts me off, I can't see I'd have much in common with her. A few others have written a little poem or used humour, which I think is wonderful :)

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Actually, that's a very good point. Girls who speak english as a second language have typos that are consistent with their limited knowledge of the language and are sometimes quite charming.

The ones that get my goat are the actual English who claim extraordinary tertiary education, and charge accordingly, but simply cannot spell and whose claimed ability to maintain an educated discourse on any subject under the sun is highly questionable.

Not that I am Socrates or anything.

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ARRRGGHH !! That's my bug bear, "sophisticated up scale / courtesans" who cannot spell. :)

I have to sit on my hands. :P:D

courtesans is a particularly annoying irritation to me, which seems to be popping up a lot at the moment. For F*ck sake, we're in the UK, not Japan!

Belle du Jour has a lot to answer for.:)

On a slightly differently point, I get really irritated with EE working girls who call you "dallink" (darling). I suppose it's almost as bad as a certain young English lady that I spent some time with the other day who kept calling me "baby", during the act.

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Senior moment- can't remember her name -but theer used to be a delightful lady posting on here who was very proud of her "round Spannish boom"

Yes anyone can do a typo but for publicity, run a spell check!

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I do recall seeing a website where the girl stated she specialised in 'roll play'

It was rather tempting to ask what outfits she had available, and in what flavours.

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the ones that annoy me are the escorts who claim to be educated up to degree level but then have a website full of terrible grammar :)

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I do recall seeing a website where the girl stated she specialised in 'roll play'.

As, maybe, in the words of the song 'Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again?'

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the ones that annoy me are the escorts who claim to be educated up to degree level but then have a website full of terrible grammar :)

You have clearly never had to mark undergraduate's essays. :)

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Senior moment- can't remember her name -but theer used to be a delightful lady posting on here who was very proud of her "round Spannish boom"

Yes anyone can do a typo but for publicity, run a spell check!

Apocryphal anecdote: Peter Sellers got the idea for Inspector Clouseau from listening to Princess Margaret's hairdresser (who was French) at a dinner party. The exchange went something like this:

Hairdresser: "My wife has a wonderful arse"

Stunned silence.

Hairdresser: "A wonderful arse, with lovely curtains in it"

the ones that annoy me are the escorts who claim to be educated up to degree level but then have a website full of terrible grammar :)

Having taught (for my sins) first year English students at a red brick uni, that doesn't surprise me in the least. I lasted a term before I got completely sick and tired of their lack of grammar, spelling and punctuation and almost total inability to string a complete sentence [sic]. :)

B

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courtesans is a particularly annoying irritation to me, which seems to be popping up a lot at the moment. For F*ck sake, we're in the UK, not Japan!

Belle du Jour has a lot to answer for.:)

On a slightly differently point, I get really irritated with EE working girls who call you "dallink" (darling). I suppose it's almost as bad as a certain young English lady that I spent some time with the other day who kept calling me "baby", during the act.

Never knew they use word "courtesan" in Japan, not even for the westernised descriptions of Geishas. Belle Du Jour never referred to herself as courtesan either.

As for EE calling you "dallink", they do it especially to annoy you in rather sarcy way, and to see how you will react to it. :)

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Jeez, some of the posters on here get wound up over some little things don't they ? The OP put the thread up in a light hearted manner and all of a sudden it's like reading "Eats, Shoots and Leaves" :).

OK, some of our WGs aren't that brilliant at spelling. Let's enjoy the howlers rather than deride them for it. After all, us punters aren't booking them to help us with our homework are we :P ?

P.S. I've bin nown tu mak a speling misstake of mi owwn know and agayn :)

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