lou4fun

Take a walk

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Forget intro phone calls and videos here is a message I got at 2am this morning

hello beautiful

I work in Manchester... i'd really like to meet you soon. However, in anticipation, would you consider going for a stroll nearby so I could see you?

Perhaps we could agree a time you will walk past the (M15) Banyan Tree, The Binary, Urban Splash and back round? Maybe I pay you £25 to do the walk? I can see you.... and hopefully meet up shortly afterwards?

Let me know if you're interested.

Is this an odd request, could it catch on as the new service. Foreplay before we meet:rolleyes:

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seems a bit stupid

if he simply wants to see what you look like in the flesh then surely he gets that once you open the door

he then has the option to decide whether he wants to crack on or leave

sounds like a weirdo, sat up at 2am doing weirdo things

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seems a bit stupid

if he simply wants to see what you look like in the flesh then surely he gets that once you open the door

he then has the option to decide whether he wants to crack on or leave

sounds like a weirdo, sat up at 2am doing weirdo things

Great last line, made me laugh out loud:D

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Forget intro phone calls and videos here is a message I got at 2am this morning

hello beautiful

I work in Manchester... i'd really like to meet you soon. However, in anticipation, would you consider going for a stroll nearby so I could see you?

Perhaps we could agree a time you will walk past the (M15) Banyan Tree, The Binary, Urban Splash and back round? Maybe I pay you £25 to do the walk? I can see you.... and hopefully meet up shortly afterwards?

Let me know if you're interested.

Is this an odd request, could it catch on as the new service. Foreplay before we meet:rolleyes:

Its certainly odd, he might have a kink for watching ladies walk or want to record you. Apart from this you of course have no way of knowing whether he would meet up afterwards, he could be planning to get the film back to his asap for a sherman.:rolleyes:

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In a few weeks' time I'm meeting a lady from some distance away in a neutral venue. She was happy to accept the booking as long as I paid her quite considerable train far in advance. We debated the best way to achieve this, and when I mentioned I would soon be on a business trip near her she suggested we meet for coffee, I could see if I was still interested and if so give her the fare. Unlike the suggestion by Lou's client she didn't ask any fee for this meeting, I learnt more about her in half an hour than I had reading all her profile and feedback, and I'm now looking forward to our 'real' meeting with keen anticipation.

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Forget intro phone calls and videos here is a message I got at 2am this morning

hello beautiful

I work in Manchester... i'd really like to meet you soon. However, in anticipation, would you consider going for a stroll nearby so I could see you?

Perhaps we could agree a time you will walk past the (M15) Banyan Tree, The Binary, Urban Splash and back round? Maybe I pay you £25 to do the walk? I can see you.... and hopefully meet up shortly afterwards?

Let me know if you're interested.

Is this an odd request, could it catch on as the new service. Foreplay before we meet:rolleyes:

I would have suggested HE took a HIKE. :rolleyes:

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Take a Hike indeed....how you gonna get your £25 ?????? :(

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Take a Hike indeed....how you gonna get your £25 ?????? :)

Naturally he would of stuck it on the booking fee in the way of a big fat tip when we hopefully meet up shortly afterwards? :(:rolleyes:

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Lol this is a new one on me!!! I'd feel really odd doing that - thinking 'is it you?' every time I saw a person look at me!

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Forget intro phone calls and videos here is a message I got at 2am this morning

hello beautiful

I work in Manchester... i'd really like to meet you soon. However, in anticipation, would you consider going for a stroll nearby so I could see you?

Perhaps we could agree a time you will walk past the (M15) Banyan Tree, The Binary, Urban Splash and back round? Maybe I pay you £25 to do the walk? I can see you.... and hopefully meet up shortly afterwards?

Let me know if you're interested.

Is this an odd request, could it catch on as the new service. Foreplay before we meet:rolleyes:

Well perhaps he thought Lou4fun would be up at the crack, for the crack.:(

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When will he ring up and ask you to play Misty for him?

Sounds like a wierdo, be careful.

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hello beautiful

I work in Manchester... i'd really like to meet you soon. However, in anticipation, would you consider going for a stroll nearby so I could see you?

Perhaps we could agree a time you will walk past the (M15) Banyan Tree, The Binary, Urban Splash and back round? Maybe I pay you £25 to do the walk? I can see you.... and hopefully meet up shortly afterwards?

Let me know if you're interested.

More like "so I can see you... and then bundle you into the white transit van that I'll have waiting."

Sounds like a class A Nutter to me.

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When will he ring up and ask you to play Misty for him?

Sounds like a wierdo, be careful.

Why she after be careful FCS? :( Its not like Lou even going to consider to take him on. She just put this email here, as example of some pillocks which are contacting WGs.

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Have I missed something? How exactly does he propose to pay the £25. Bank transfer or envelope pinned to the Banyan Tree?

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Have I missed something? How exactly does he propose to pay the £25. Bank transfer or envelope pinned to the Banyan Tree?

He did not. He said: "maybe".

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I think it's a brillianty idea, like a test drive :(

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Sounds like someone simply having a laugh to see what he can get you to do.

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What a crank :)

But yes there are plenty of them about :(

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There is a bloke on AWank that I presumed to be a teenager with too much time and cock on his hands, but it turned out a client of mine had met a WG who had seen him, and he was for real. So I went for it. Scenario - he emails you a googlemap, with the route you walk. Make eye contact at the start point, then follow him soundlessly.

At some point on the agreed route, ambush, and push a paper plate full of shaving foam in his face. No talking, he'll hand you an envelope with £150. Walk off.

So I saw him....and that's exactly what happened. It takes all sorts. It was a lot of fun - realised humilation was the order of the day, so surprised him at a busy intersection. Weekend night, late, people must have thought it was just drunken hijinks. The splashback was enormous though.

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I think it's a brillianty idea, like a test drive :(

Why does that not surprise me?

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Lol, do the walk another day and either accept or let him know if the walk will cost more due to the time it takes. .xx

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He sounds like a Fruit Loop - I would be very careful.

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It would make a great start to a Hitchcock film! Lonely escort walking down a street and learns the next day of a crime! Cue Cary Crant, cue race through midnight London, cue Sexymay with shaving foam flan!

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It would make a great start to a Hitchcock film! Lonely escort walking down a street and learns the next day of a crime! Cue Cary Crant, cue race through midnight London, cue Sexymay with shaving foam flan!

Dont forget Hitchcocks cameo somewhere in a crowd scene.:(

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Truly there's nowt so queer as folk.

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