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Punting etiquette, advice, concerns, to-do's, not to do's

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Hi All,

I am new to this forum and first off I want to say I am super jealous at the SUPERB quality of WGs in UK. I live in a small city in the US and there are absolutely nothing around here in terms of punting. I stumbled on to this site last night and spent over 3 hours reading my different threads because I have a trip later on in the year to the UK for work. I am looking at some sites such as Max's, Barracuda, Hamilton Escorts, Coveted Hours and I am just amazed at some of the fine looking ladies and the prices are very reasonable compared to the US which the girls aren t that good looking and prices are sometimes outrageous. From my comments above you can probably tell that I never done this before and so I have some questions to ask so that I don t do something stupid or make the WG uncomfortable. Here are my questions.

Some of the reviews from Max's site are totally bind blowing, are those reviews true or they are just there to attract people like me to call their WGs?

For Out-Call do I need to have condoms ready?

For Out-Call to hotel, what do I need to have as in wine, champagne, food etc?

Dinner Date, how long usually is that for? I assume that is to treat the lady to a dinner and then companionship at another location?

Should I tip or pay extra if the service is extraordinary?

How early should I book in advance to insure that I do get the gal I want?

What if my performance does not satisfy the WG? Would they take off early?

Can some one tell me certain things that the punter should not do? (Of course I know not to mistreat the lady) But I am sure there are things that are sort of like hidden rules which experience punters know but for a newbie like me I want to make sure I don t cross any lines or break these rules.

What are somethings that would make the gal feel that I can be a trusting client?

Any more agency sites that's worth looking at?

Really, I am just looking to do this a few times during my stay in UK since I think in a lifetime I wish to try something wild so that I don t regret it when I get old. I am not looking for anything out of the ordinary just want a sexy gal to pamper me for a couple of hours and see how it feels. Thanks in advance and cheers!

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I don't do outcalls so I'll let others field that one, Gio, but I would say don't just rely on the reports on agencies' own web sites. The great majority of Field Reports on this web site right here represent honest opinions (though the tastes of the authors vary considerably). I would more definitely advise looking at Punternet's own Field Reports and collect some names, e-mail addresses and phone numbers. If you tell us which part of the United Kingdom you are coming to, you may also get some recommendations from contributors here. Be a little wary of Field Reports on those who only have one Field Report as occasionally (though by no means always) these are submitted by shills (accomplices of the reviewed WG). There are indeed many fine women all around the country and we are lucky to have Punternet as on the whole a pretty reliable means of finding them.

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Thanks Joe, I am going to be working in London and Chester for a few weeks later on this year. How about some do's and don't do's for in call.

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Hi All,

I am new to this forum and first off I want to say I am super jealous at the SUPERB quality of WGs in UK. I live in a small city in the US and there are absolutely nothing around here in terms of punting. I stumbled on to this site last night and spent over 3 hours reading my different threads because I have a trip later on in the year to the UK for work. I am looking at some sites such as Max's, Barracuda, Hamilton Escorts, Coveted Hours and I am just amazed at some of the fine looking ladies and the prices are very reasonable compared to the US which the girls aren t that good looking and prices are sometimes outrageous. From my comments above you can probably tell that I never done this before and so I have some questions to ask so that I don t do something stupid or make the WG uncomfortable. Here are my questions.

Some of the reviews from Max's site are totally bind blowing, are those reviews true or they are just there to attract people like me to call their WGs?

For Out-Call do I need to have condoms ready?

For Out-Call to hotel, what do I need to have as in wine, champagne, food etc?

Dinner Date, how long usually is that for? I assume that is to treat the lady to a dinner and then companionship at another location?

Should I tip or pay extra if the service is extraordinary?

How early should I book in advance to insure that I do get the gal I want?

What if my performance does not satisfy the WG? Would they take off early?

Can some one tell me certain things that the punter should not do? (Of course I know not to mistreat the lady) But I am sure there are things that are sort of like hidden rules which experience punters know but for a newbie like me I want to make sure I don t cross any lines or break these rules.

What are somethings that would make the gal feel that I can be a trusting client?

Any more agency sites that's worth looking at?

Really, I am just looking to do this a few times during my stay in UK since I think in a lifetime I wish to try something wild so that I don t regret it when I get old. I am not looking for anything out of the ordinary just want a sexy gal to pamper me for a couple of hours and see how it feels. Thanks in advance and cheers!

Welcome to the forum.:o My advice would be never trust reviews on any individual Agency site, its obviously in their interests to show its all positive. I use the Field Report system on here, which while not being perfect in my view, is a handy guide.

The lady should always have condoms but it doesnt hurt to bring you own. Its really up to you if you provide food and drink, a bottle has been what i have often brought but my punts 121 are usually only an hour, sometimes longer.

If you want to tip again thats up to you, its not expected in my experience.

The ladies will give you advice i expect about booking in advance, i often punt same day but rarely book more than a week or so ahead. As your coming such a long way i appreciate you would want confirmation though of course. I am not interested in paid dinner dates so cant help there.

Your performance whatever happens wont be a problem, the lady wont leave early because of this.

Being hygienic and respectful are the two basics. Regarding trust, just be clear about what you require and communicate this to the Agency. Remember you probably wont get to speak to your chosen lady beforehand, you will speak to an Agency receptionist. In my experience they are not all honest, so bear that in mind. Again FRs and threads/posts on here can help you with this. Good luck.:)

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Dont get too complicated here.

Most ladies are happy if you turn up on time, are clean, have the money without being asked.

If you are in unfamiliar territory (Not punted before, or not in UK where things may differ) tell her. She will guide you.

Some specic replies to your questions

1. Most ladies will only use their condoms.

2. I never tip. Little presents are welcome i feel but don't go overboard. (Tipping is not as large a part of the culture as in the US)

3. if she buggers off early that would be most unprofessional.

4. dont do stuff to her unless she is OK. If she gives the slightest inclination she doesnt want to do something, then move on. dont push it.

You say you are gonna do this a few times in your stay. Think carefully whether to see the same girl more than once cos second punts are always good. but then so is seeing a new lady!

Oh. and punting is not necessarily an evening activity. 10:30 in the morning is a most agreeable time to punt. And leaves time to recover for another go later in the day!

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I wouldnt want to trust an agency sites own reviews, your better off trawling the reviews off here and looking for an independent, tell us what you like and ask for recommendations, where else in the UK are you visiting london is usually a lot more expensive than the rest of the Uk.

you will not need condoms

its nice to have a bottle of wine in and most ladies appreciate a nice glass or two dont bother with food you shouldnt realy have time for eating

dinner date sounds about right again its an expensive luxury and I wouldnt bother as Jim would say i'm not paying a girl to watch her eat.

dont tip this is europe not the states

I only book indies and generally start to make contact about a week before hand.

its not about your performance its about hers but generally speaking it does help if your polite and respectfull.

look at the ladies likes and dislikes generally they tend to be quite forthright about what they dont like and just go with the flow come the time, they've been there and done it a thousand times so your nothing special.

start here its an essential tool for success.

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_search.php

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Thanks for many helpful tips. I will search around the board for some FRs.

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Most ladies are happy if you turn up on time

I agree with all that you say, Kinky, but Gio is interested in out-calls, though having said that I always like in-calls for two reasons you (Gio) might wish to consider.

(1) The lady may be more relaxed working in her familiar environment, meaning that you might get a slightly better experience.

(2) I actually get a thrill out of knocking on the door of a new place and being let in for the purpose of a carnal encounter, and you may too!

Having said that I appreciate that you may not know your way around whichever part of the UK you are going to and out-calls may be easier, though cabs are always a possibility. Also check out threads on which kinds of hotels are best for out-calls. As I said, I don't do these but there are, I gather, things to do and not do. Anybody help out with that?

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One other thing

Its legal here unless you see someone who is working against her will

or you go kerbcrawling (Driving in red light areas looking for hookers.

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Sounds like you're planning to stay in London. If so worth doing a search on this site for best London agencies. From memory Maxes Angels, Anna's Angels, and 00-44 nearly always get favorable mentions. (NB. London veterans... please correct me if that's wrong.)

Norm is this country is to pay almost immediately... really as soon as you're satisfied that lady is as per photo/ agency spiel. ( If another lady appears... then do not feel under any obligation to go ahead. That's very unlikely to happen with any good agency... but there are some fairly indifferent agencies.)

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For Out-Call do I need to have condoms ready?

For Out-Call to hotel, what do I need to have as in wine, champagne, food etc?

Dinner Date, how long usually is that for? I assume that is to treat the lady to a dinner and then companionship at another location?

Should I tip or pay extra if the service is extraordinary?

How early should I book in advance to insure that I do get the gal I want?

What if my performance does not satisfy the WG? Would they take off early?

Can some one tell me certain things that the punter should not do? (Of course I know not to mistreat the lady) But I am sure there are things that are sort of like hidden rules which experience punters know but for a newbie like me I want to make sure I don t cross any lines or break these rules.

What are somethings that would make the gal feel that I can be a trusting client?

Welcome :)

I'm pretty sure you'll have a great time as you're already preparing yourself and asking very sensible questions.

From a girl's point of view, here goes:

For Out-Call do I need to have condoms ready?

No, the girl will bring them with her. There's no harm in having a few of your own, just in case she only brings one :o that said - I've heard that many girls won't allow a guy to use his own condoms (not sure why - I don't have an issue with this)

For Out-Call to hotel, what do I need to have as in wine, champagne, food etc?

Food is not neccesary for a normal outcall - though for anything over 4 hours, I'd suggest some nibbles. A bottle of wine or champagne is always a nice thought! Feel free to check with the lady what her preference is (or check via agency).

Dinner Date, how long usually is that for? I assume that is to treat the lady to a dinner and then companionship at another location?

Dinner date lenghts vary from girl to girl. You'd have to check this with her or the agency directly. Assumption is correct. Again, it might be an idea to check if there's anything she *doesn't* like.

Should I tip or pay extra if the service is extraordinary?

Not expected nor required. Tipping is not standard practice in the UK for escort services.

How early should I book in advance to insure that I do get the gal I want?

It just depends on the girl. Some won't take advance bookings and some will only opperate on advance bookings. Think again and enquire. If you're very set on a date, I'd ask at least 2 weeks in advance. Don't be shy to even ask a month in advance.

What if my performance does not satisfy the WG? Would they take off early?

This is absolutely not an issue with a well chosen girl. And most certainly highly unlikely from a reputable agency / indie. It's up to her to ensure you have a great time!

As for the rest - don't be shy in asking politely for what you'd like prior to the meeting. Though don't be surprised if the agency doesn't convey this to the girl. You can always ask the agency to speak with the girl directly (they'll normally ask your number and get her to ring you).

It goes without saying that personal hygiene should be 100%

There are no hidden rules I don't know of but I'd say you should steer clear of asking direct personal questions (and resist asking her how she got into it in the first place!).

Just relax & have fun :)

Oh just to add: be prepared to have to give your full name & surname to the agency as well as the girl. Many won't accept outcalls to hotels without this info.

Also: it would greatly help if you can advise the girl where the lifts (elevators) are upon entering the hotel. And whether or not she'd need an electronic key card to operate the lift (in which case you'll have to meet her in reception or at the hotel bar).

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Most working girls will have their own condoms, wet wipes, tissues etc

ready for Punters weather it be an outcall or an incall hun.

Hope you have fun in the UK

Juicyjo x

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Welcome :)

I'm pretty sure you'll have a great time as you're already preparing yourself and asking very sensible questions.

From a girl's point of view, here goes:

For Out-Call do I need to have condoms ready?

No, the girl will bring them with her. There's no harm in having a few of your own, just in case she only brings one :) that said - I've heard that many girls won't allow a guy to use his own condoms (not sure why - I don't have an issue with this) Because the punter may be a "nutter" and have stuck a pin in it:o

For Out-Call to hotel, what do I need to have as in wine, champagne, food etc?

Food is not neccesary for a normal outcall - though for anything over 4 hours, I'd suggest some nibbles. A bottle of wine or champagne is always a nice thought! Feel free to check with the lady what her preference is (or check via agency).

Dinner Date, how long usually is that for? I assume that is to treat the lady to a dinner and then companionship at another location?

Dinner date lenghts vary from girl to girl. You'd have to check this with her or the agency directly. Assumption is correct. Again, it might be an idea to check if there's anything she *doesn't* like. JRC, our premier poster, does not like paying to watch a girl eat. If you book SexyMay, who posts here regularly, she does not charge for this and what's more she has an encyclopaedic knowledge of restaurants so she can even make recommendations. I would gladly book her but I live a bit too close for comfort and frequent the same restaurants (the waitresses may ask me what happened to the pleasant young lady who accompanied me last time when my wife offends them!) If you are on business, a dinner date with an interesting lady (with a guarantee of sex afterwards) is a nice way to spend the evening

How early should I book in advance to insure that I do get the gal I want? Agencybarracuda, for example, will only accept same day bookings. Mind you, if you explain the point, they may make an exception for you so that you can "stretch yours" but the girls are notoriously unreliable.

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Sounds like you're planning to stay in London. If so worth doing a search on this site for best London agencies. From memory Maxes Angels, Anna's Angels, and 00-44 nearly always get favorable mentions. (NB. London veterans... please correct me if that's wrong.)

You may well consider (as I certainly would) going for some well chosen independents instead of agencies. London independents, such as sexymaylondon or DollyMopp (neither of whom I've visited but both of whom come highly recommended), may offer you idiosyncratic and memorable experiences of a kind that you may not easily find by going through agencies. Again, it's a question of doing some research. Look through some of the Punternet Field Reports for which Pierrot has thoughtfully provided a link.

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Most questions seemed to have been already answered. As someone enquired as to why – most ladies prefer taking their own condoms so that they can be sure they have not been tampered with. Sadly, there are a small number of unscrupulous people that try to splice and ‘prepare’ condoms to get bareback sex’ the sneaky way.

Agency reviews are likely to a veer towards the ‘over positive’ – no agency would say ‘well our Honey is alright but can be a moody grumpy mare that is lousy in the sack’ lol Best to cross check with reviews via this site of any lady that takes your fancy. As for booking ahead, independent ladies tend probably prefer this but again it varies from lady to lady but bear in mind that an agency cannot always guarantee that your preferred choice is actually going to be available on the day itself.

As for offering refreshment, unless it is a very long appointment you don’t need to go overboard but it can break the ice and get the first few nervous moments out of the way. But be aware not every lady might want to drink much. Most dinner dates seem to be half and half, i.e. half the time spent on eating and half on dealing with the private dessert, usually it seems to be 4-5 hours. Most people here confirmed that tipping is not as common in the UK that said I have been given a few tips and it can be a nice token. Instead of given a gift you could give the approximate monetary value as a tip. But generally it really is not expected.

And while it is nice to think of the pleasure of the lady – you should really not worry about not satisfying her. Satisfaction besides the erotic rustle of bank notes is a bonus but really is not totally expected. A nice lady will ensure that you are both having fun :o

As for other ‘unwritten’ rules be clean and if your last shower was more than 1-2 hours previously – shower again, especially after having had a tinkle. Wash after going to the toilet! Be clean shaven so not to irritate the skin of the lady. Be gentle unless clearly indicated otherwise. Don’t knead her nipples and boobs as so you are preparing a pizza dough or try to twist them – you won’t’ be able to tune in your favourite radio. Don’t insert fingers, fist or anything else without making sure she is ok with it. It is ok to be nervous but don’t overplay nerves by asking loads of questions. Unless the lady indicates she is fine to discuss this do not ask her too many invasive questions about herself, her family, marital status etc. Her private life is just that – private!

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Typo lol

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Most questions seemed to have been already answered. As someone enquired as to why – most ladies prefer taking their own condoms so that they can be sure they have not been tampered with. Sadly, there are a small number of unscrupulous people that try to splice and ‘prepare’ condoms to get bareback sex’ the sneaky way.

Agency reviews are likely to a veer towards the ‘over positive’ – no agency would say ‘well our Honey is alright but can be a moody grumpy mare that is lousy in the sack’ lol Best to cross check with reviews via this site of any lady that takes your fancy. As for booking ahead, independent ladies tend probably prefer this but again it varies from lady to lady but bear in mind that an agency cannot always guarantee that your preferred choice is actually going to be available on the day itself.

As for offering refreshment, unless it is a very long appointment you don’t need to go overboard but it can break the ice and get the first few nervous moments out of the way. But be aware not every lady might want to drink much. Most dinner dates seem to be half and half, i.e. half the time spent on eating and half on dealing with the private dessert, usually it seems to be 4-5 hours. Most people here confirmed that tipping is not as common in the UK that said I have been given a few tips and it can be a nice token. Instead of given a gift you could give the approximate monetary value as a tip. But generally it really is not expected.

And while it is nice to think of the pleasure of the lady – you should really not worry about not satisfying her. Satisfaction besides the erotic rustle of bank notes is a bonus but really is not totally expected. A nice lady will ensure that you are both having fun :o

As for other ‘unwritten’ rules be clean and if your last shower was more than 1-2 hours previously – shower again, especially after having had a tinkle. Wash after going to the toilet! Be clean shaven so not to irritate the skin of the lady. Be gentle unless clearly indicated otherwise. Don’t knead her nipples and boobs as so you are preparing a pizza dough or try to twist them – you won’t’ be able to tune in your favourite radio. Don’t insert fingers, fist or anything else without making sure she is ok with it. It is ok to be nervous but don’t overplay nerves by asking loads of questions. Unless the lady indicates she is fine to discuss this do not ask her too many invasive questions about herself, her family, marital status etc. Her private life is just that – private!

As a bearded punter i assume you mean not having stubble when you say clean shaven. I actually come out in a rash whenever i am clean shaven which makes me look, and more importantly feel, a right dick.:)

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I always wait to be asked for the moolah.

One of my stock small talk questions is 'how did you get into this?' so I've learnt two things from this thread :o

Mind, they invariably ask what I do for a living !

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I always wait to be asked for the moolah.

One of my stock small talk questions is 'how did you get into this?' so I've learnt two things from this thread :o

Mind, they invariably ask what I do for a living !

Gio, take the above as tongue in cheek!

Everyone has their own way with giving and accepting payment. But as a general guide: Please do present the fee to the lady (within the first few minutes) in an open envelope. She may choose to count it in front of you.

But please don't count it out (note for note) in front of her.

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of course another approach would be to get on a train at Euston and get off 30 minutes later in Milton Keynes which seems to be the centre of the southern england punting universe, get there before the 1st of june and you may be able to sample the Delights of the House Of Divine, which would appear to outsiders to be an exceptionally well run establishment.

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As a bearded punter i assume you mean not having stubble when you say clean shaven. I actually come out in a rash whenever i am clean shaven which makes me look, and more importantly feel, a right dick.:)

Oh yeah sorry a beard is fine and if it is very soft and then it's lovely to get a little tickle... lol Just ensure that there is no left over dinner nestling away etc lol :o

I just mean the designer stubble which leaves you quite raw and red.

And of course money should be offered within minutes of meeting. And ideally do not count it out slowly etc - have the right amount ready. And to reiterate do not ask too many personal questions - you are hiring her services and not interviewing her for a job. A lot of guys really do not seem aware how intrusive some of their questions can be. Don't make her feel awkward by asking about husband, partner or kids.

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And of course money should be offered within minutes of meeting. And ideally do not count it out slowly etc – have the right amount ready. And to reiterate do not ask too many personal questions – you are hiring her services and not interviewing her for a job. A lot of guys really do not seem aware how intrusive some of their questions can be. Don’t make her feel awkward by asking about husband, partner or kids.

Depends on the person - some have raised it as a topic of conversation. I remember one telling me all about what her grown up son thought of her line of work, which was interesting to hear.

I agree it's rude to probe though.

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Depends on the person - some have raised it as a topic of conversation. I remember one telling me all about what her grown up son thought of her line of work, which was interesting to hear.

I agree it's rude to probe though.

But that is it so unless the info is freely volunteered don't put the lady on the spot. Some are happy and love to talk about their private lives but it should be left up to each person. That said the same courtesy ought to be extended to the gent too, i.e. likewise he should not be asked too many probing questions either unless he feels comfortable talking about it.

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Oh yeah sorry a beard is fine and if it is very soft and then it's lovely to get a little tickle... lol Just ensure that there is no left over dinner nestling away etc lol :o

I just mean the designer stubble which leaves you quite raw and red.

And of course money should be offered within minutes of meeting. And ideally do not count it out slowly etc - have the right amount ready. And to reiterate do not ask too many personal questions - you are hiring her services and not interviewing her for a job. A lot of guys really do not seem aware how intrusive some of their questions can be. Don't make her feel awkward by asking about husband, partner or kids.

Indeed, i always tidy my beard up and give it a trim if necessary.:) With the money side of things if the lady is a newbie to me i hand it over after getting polite confirmation of services, and i ensure she is happy its the agreed amount before proceeding.:)

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But that is it so unless the info is freely volunteered don't put the lady on the spot. Some are happy and love to talk about their private lives but it should be left up to each person. That said the same courtesy ought to be extended to the gent too, i.e. likewise he should not be asked too many probing questions either unless he feels comfortable talking about it.

True, best to err on the side of politeness.

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I was serious I'd always perceived that sp's wouldn't want cash waved around until it was prompted. It doesn't matter either way to me.

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