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Punting With the Maid

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When on a punt after meeting the maid and the girl I'm sure many of us have thought they would rather go with the maid. I have never had the balls to ask, but has anyone? Technically I have been with a few maids, but only because they were one of the girls on her day off, so doesn't really count as having punted the maid.

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I've propositioned a couple of maids in the past who definitely weren't WGs on their day off - no luck though:(. One was an absolutely cracking blonde at Valentines in Northampton. Although I'm not the world's most goodlooking bloke she seemed genuinely flattered by my interest and didn't go stony-faced in the way some maid-only girls do.

Nice looking maids seem to be accustomed to advances from punters and most take it well in friendly good humour, especially if you are lightheartedly humourous about it. I strongly suspect that a lot of maid-only parlour staff are latent WGs who are dipping their toes in the water... easing their way in gently so to speak.

I look forward to the day when I am the bloke who talks a maid-only girl into finally 'wading into deeper waters' - with me!

Come to think of it, it might be fun if a WG who was maiding allowed herself to be talked into a 'first-time' WG session by a punter who didn't know she was an established WG. Imagine the excitement of the successful romeo when gently coaxing the trembling 'virgin' out of her kit and... now there's an idea for you girls:D

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Reminds me of one time at Aqua Sauna in Highbury, quite a few years back. It was run by a very large unattractive lady and one time she ran through the names of all the girls available and then said "...or me ". I passed.

Bubbles in Nottingham used to have a gorgeous blonde who did reception one day a week and used to happily join in the massage and HR as a two-girl, but sadly would never take off her clothes.

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I have suggested to the Maid that she looks after me in several different parlours but where I have been successful in this endeavour, each time it turned out to have been the owner that was Maiding, (Found out most times post shag) having said that, it was extremely good fun on those occasions.

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I was maiding once at House of Divine.

All the girls were busy and this handsome young man walked. Unfortunately we could not accomodate him so I asked if he minded waiting with me.

He was wearing tight jeans and was well built in every department. I could feel his eyes undressing me as I lent over the desk, my tight tight shorts stretching over my firm arse cheeks. I turned around and my excitement was obvious as my erect nipples protruded through my tight vest.

The young man asked if I was available, I said breathlessly that I wasn't but that I'd be happy to make him comfortable as the bulge in his trousers was starting to look uncomfortable. He just smiled as I winked at him and dropped to my knees, just as I was about to release 'him' from the constraints of his tight jeans in burst Mrs Divine ! I said I'd lost my contact lense and spared us all a lot of embarassment.

Phew! Myself and Teabag have been good mates ever since and did enjoy a ride in the Cotswolds once together.

Mr Divine.

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I was maiding once at House of Divine.

All the girls were busy and this handsome young man walked. Unfortunately we could not accomodate him so I asked if he minded waiting with me.

He was wearing tight jeans and was well built in every department. I could feel his eyes undressing me as I lent over the desk, my tight tight shorts stretching over my firm arse cheeks. I turned around and my excitement was obvious as my erect nipples protruded through my tight vest.

The young man asked if I was available, I said breathlessly that I wasn't but that I'd be happy to make him comfortable as the bulge in his trousers was starting to look uncomfortable. He just smiled as I winked at him and dropped to my knees, just as I was about to release 'him' from the constraints of his tight jeans in burst Mrs Divine ! I said I'd lost my contact lense and spared us all a lot of embarassment.

Phew! Myself and Teabag have been good mates ever since and did enjoy a ride in the Cotswolds once together.

Mr Divine.

Tea Bag's best ever FR to date. LOL

Uncle Pokey

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There have been a couple of places I've been to where the maid/receptionist has been the best looking. Occasionally the receptionist is a WG either who has retired or does a day in reception as a favour to the owners. Tammy in Blair Street in Edinburgh (who an earlier thread advises me is a retired WG) is one such example.

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I was maiding once at House of Divine.

All the girls were busy and this handsome young man walked. Unfortunately we could not accomodate him so I asked if he minded waiting with me.

He was wearing tight jeans and was well built in every department. I could feel his eyes undressing me as I lent over the desk, my tight tight shorts stretching over my firm arse cheeks. I turned around and my excitement was obvious as my erect nipples protruded through my tight vest.

The young man asked if I was available, I said breathlessly that I wasn't but that I'd be happy to make him comfortable as the bulge in his trousers was starting to look uncomfortable. He just smiled as I winked at him and dropped to my knees, just as I was about to release 'him' from the constraints of his tight jeans in burst Mrs Divine ! I said I'd lost my contact lense and spared us all a lot of embarassment.

Phew! Myself and Teabag have been good mates ever since and did enjoy a ride in the Cotswolds once together.

Mr Divine.

I remember our ride together fondly. Every time you went over a speed bump and your little bum bounced up and down, I felt an unfamiliar feeling inside my leather trousers. Do you remember me losing control and crashing my bike? I did that so you would let me ride pillion on the back of your bike. I wrapped my arms tightly around you until there wasn’t enough room to squeeze a condom between us. The faster you rode the tighter I gripped. That day it wasn’t just the speed limit we broke – we broke one of nature’s greatest taboos in the bushes 2 miles east of Stow-on-the-Wold.

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Over the years I have enjoyed the maid watching service many times and have managed on quite a few occations to either get hand relief off the maid while the girl has been present,also when the girl has been busy and even managed to talk one into a facial. All very enjoyable but have never managed to actually talk one into having sex, maybe they are just too worried about being caught.

All ads to the fun of punting.

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All ads to the fun of punting.

This is an interesting topic - I reckon the attraction is that simply handing over the money to a girl that will then have sex with you lacks the "thrill of the chase", hence the fascination with getting the maid to do something. I think this also explains why wome punters persist in asking for services that are clearly "off the menu" - to prove that they are in some way different to all the other guys. The male ego has much to answer for!

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have had several maid fantasies over the years from the mature blonde at valentines in peterborough to several of the maids at hod including the gorgeous little blonde from north 11th st who went on to work on babestation, to millie & the delightful lady who worked in bedford:)

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I was maiding once at House of Divine.

All the girls were busy and this handsome young man walked. Unfortunately we could not accomodate him so I asked if he minded waiting with me.

He was wearing tight jeans and was well built in every department. I could feel his eyes undressing me as I lent over the desk, my tight tight shorts stretching over my firm arse cheeks. I turned around and my excitement was obvious as my erect nipples protruded through my tight vest.

The young man asked if I was available, I said breathlessly that I wasn't but that I'd be happy to make him comfortable as the bulge in his trousers was starting to look uncomfortable. He just smiled as I winked at him and dropped to my knees, just as I was about to release 'him' from the constraints of his tight jeans in burst Mrs Divine ! I said I'd lost my contact lense and spared us all a lot of embarassment.

Phew! Myself and Teabag have been good mates ever since and did enjoy a ride in the Cotswolds once together.

Mr Divine.

Now I'm really jealous! I caught Mr Divine in his shorts and Tshirt once and all I got was a handshake:mad:

At least I got 30mins with the delectable Felicity right after the handshake:):):):):)

Should have been 30 days!

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Remember Jade of WGC? Formerly resident on this board in its previous incarnation.

My big regret in this area is not to have propositioned her maid who I thought was an absolute cracker. Her and I got on well during my 40 minute wait for Jade to finish with the previous client during which she'd let slip that she had escorted a few times and liked being with nice blokes. I failed to pick up on this.

It's only when eading the title of this thread did I realise the opportunity missed.

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Now I'm really jealous! I caught Mr Divine in his shorts and Tshirt once and all I got was a handshake:mad:

At least I got 30mins with the delectable Felicity right after the handshake:):D:):):)

Should have been 30 days!

I thought there was a 'connection' Riccardo ? Oh well perhaps it was just me.

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I thought there was a 'connection' Riccardo ? Oh well perhaps it was just me.

Hmmmm... 'connection'? Must admit my recollection of that bit's a little hazy. Tell you what - how about a goodbye threesome to round off the whole Divine experience... Mr Divine, myself and (no not TeaBag) Mrs Divine!

Free of charge of course - putting a high enough price on an experience like that would be impossible:D

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Who is the "Maid", the receptionist? the girl who greets you either at the door or when as is case sometimes the electronic lock is triggered and you enter and make your way up or into the Parlour? From my experience over many, many years, Parlours I have visited, the girls all work and take turns on reception, in days gone by before mainstream FS, the girl on reception was next in turn to service the punter usually then only with HR. The role of the non-working "maid" is a very tenuous one, as she can be prosecuted for livng off immoral earnings and if the owner, prosecuted for running a Brothel. Under Section 14 of the Policing and Crime Act 2009, could be "C" who has forced "A" to offer sexual services by coercion and threats whether related to violence or not. If the Maid is "C" why not ask her if she runs a "ship" where the girls get 40 lashes if they don't do the business!!!! Stange anonomoly in the area of law, the Maid was specifically addressed - I am not absultely of my facts here so someone may clarify - in the 2003 Sexual Act of further draconian measures, in acknowleging the Maid, surely it legitimises the existance of Brothels otherwise hypocrasy reigns in this area of law, Brothels are illegal where 2 or more girls operate, a working girls and a Maid, does that mean 2 girls are working?

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have had several maid fantasies over the years from the mature blonde at valentines in peterborough to several of the maids at hod including the gorgeous little blonde from north 11th st who went on to work on babestation, to millie & the delightful lady who worked in bedford:)

Oh Mr Kent you're making me blush!

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Oh Mr Kent you're making me blush!

not half as much i will blush if i'm ever fortunate enough to see you again;)

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Hmmmm... 'connection'? Must admit my recollection of that bit's a little hazy. Tell you what - how about a goodbye threesome to round off the whole Divine experience... Mr Divine, myself and (no not TeaBag) Mrs Divine!

I never get picked for anything. I feel like the runt of the litter :D

Edited by Tea Bag
P.S. 'runt' was not a typo.

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Aside from a couple of indies, just about all brothels I have visited have had a maid. I think the law says only one girl could offer sex from a premises if the maid is not offering then there isn't a problem.

That said Les Girls in Soho used to have 2 girls working from 2 rooms but only 1 maid. Perhaps this became a problem and is why they cut back to 1 room and sublet the other to The Cottage. They ran as separate establishments with their own maid even though they could have cut back on overheads and only had 1 between them.

I have always wondered how the big Manchester establishments with 6 or so girls have got around this, they are obviously doing so with the consent of the council and I'm sure the locals have explored all the avenues to have them closed.

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Who is the "Maid", the receptionist? the girl who greets you either at the door or when as is case sometimes the electronic lock is triggered and you enter and make your way up or into the Parlour? From my experience over many, many years, Parlours I have visited, the girls all work and take turns on reception, in days gone by before mainstream FS, the girl on reception was next in turn to service the punter usually then only with HR. The role of the non-working "maid" is a very tenuous one, as she can be prosecuted for livng off immoral earnings and if the owner, prosecuted for running a Brothel. Under Section 14 of the Policing and Crime Act 2009, could be "C" who has forced "A" to offer sexual services by coercion and threats whether related to violence or not. If the Maid is "C" why not ask her if she runs a "ship" where the girls get 40 lashes if they don't do the business!!!! Stange anonomoly in the area of law, the Maid was specifically addressed - I am not absultely of my facts here so someone may clarify - in the 2003 Sexual Act of further draconian measures, in acknowleging the Maid, surely it legitimises the existance of Brothels otherwise hypocrasy reigns in this area of law, Brothels are illegal where 2 or more girls operate, a working girls and a Maid, does that mean 2 girls are working?

Nothing like a bucket of cold water to throw on what was entertaining and light hearted thread. I am off to lance my piles.

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Who is the "Maid", the receptionist? the girl who greets you either at the door or when as is case sometimes the electronic lock is triggered and you enter and make your way up or into the Parlour? From my experience over many, many years, Parlours I have visited, the girls all work and take turns on reception, in days gone by before mainstream FS, the girl on reception was next in turn to service the punter usually then only with HR. The role of the non-working "maid" is a very tenuous one, as she can be prosecuted for livng off immoral earnings and if the owner, prosecuted for running a Brothel. Under Section 14 of the Policing and Crime Act 2009, could be "C" who has forced "A" to offer sexual services by coercion and threats whether related to violence or not. If the Maid is "C" why not ask her if she runs a "ship" where the girls get 40 lashes if they don't do the business!!!! Stange anonomoly in the area of law, the Maid was specifically addressed - I am not absultely of my facts here so someone may clarify - in the 2003 Sexual Act of further draconian measures, in acknowleging the Maid, surely it legitimises the existance of Brothels otherwise hypocrasy reigns in this area of law, Brothels are illegal where 2 or more girls operate, a working girls and a Maid, does that mean 2 girls are working?

First things first, the legislation concerning Living off immoral earnings was repealed by the Sexual offences Act 2003.

I agree that the position of the "maid" where a single prostitute is involved is an interesting one and it really boils down to the interpretation of the often used term "for the purposes of prostitution" in particular contexts, actions and situations, the CPS has this to say on the subject of maids :-

Maids

When considering charging so-called "maids" (an individual who has assisted in running the brothel, such as a receptionist), and there is sufficient evidence, the public interest will usually mean the maid will be charged if their assistance is crucial to the operation of the brothel or they have been involved for a long period of time. If the assistance of the maid is minor or over a short period of time such as cleaning and tidying, a prosecution may not be necessary in the public interest.

The following models may provide a useful guide in assessing the involvement of the maid in assisting in the running of the brothel:

Minor Involvement: the maid is employed to just look after the woman or women supplying sexual services. She will keep the premises clean, buy provisions such as food and cleaning materials and ensure that items such as condoms, creams etc are available. She may receive calls from 'punters', provide the address to those wishing to attend and may answer the door. The maid will be paid by the woman or women on the basis of business.

Medium Involvement: This type of brothel will have a maid who is brought in to manage premises used by several women over the course of a week. The maids will differ and will be employed by the premises owner. The maid will not always know the women who work in the premises as they will also change daily. The maid will be paid a small sum by the premises owner and more by the women providing the services. The maids will vet 'punters' and receive telephone calls. Police intelligence suggests that the women employed in these brothels are mainly foreign nationals and incidents of trafficking in this type of premises are rising. Where trafficked victims and young women under 18 are supplying sexual services in these premises, arrest and prosecution of the maid is more likely to be considered.

Serious Crime Involvement: In this type of brothel, the controller or trafficker works on the premises. Women working in the brothel are often coerced, forced or trafficked and the maid / controller needs to maintain close supervision to limit their freedom and monitor their earnings and finances. Often these maids are actually the controller or trafficker and are committing other (additional) serious offences, e.g. false imprisonment / assault.

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Perhaps there is a niche market.

www.hornymaids.com

You walk in and there is loads of girls dressed as maids on the telephone, pouting at you, flickering their eyelids at you, crossing and uncrossing their legs etc etc. Then a gorgeous 6' blonde comes in with just a thong and heels on and asks which girl you would like to try and convince to suck your cock.

No services are guaranteed.

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Perhaps there is a niche market.

www.hornymaids.com

You walk in and there is loads of girls dressed as maids on the telephone, pouting at you, flickering their eyelids at you, crossing and uncrossing their legs etc etc. Then a gorgeous 6' blonde comes in with just a thong and heels on and asks which girl you would like to try and convince to suck your cock.

No services are guaranteed.

You have a month to make it happen!!

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Unless I can jack it up before 8 pm tomorrow I will be struggling. My flippy floppies and sun cream is already packed.

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