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Punters --- are you up to it ?

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There was a thread on annoying wording in profiles recently but it was locked due to fighting b/w two posters.:)

Having a bad day anyway, but came across a lady's profile where some of the wording just irked me.

Here is an example;

" As I love the intimacy that a date brings, lots of kissing and cuddling that is why minimum booking with me is 2 hours. Fine wine is not made in an hour, and a fulfilling experience with an elite companion takes at least two! I adore spending time with well mannered and mature minded gentleman whomakes me laugh and knows how to treat a beautiful,young, elegant Lady. I prefer men confident of who they are and they place in the world. "

What does ' knowing your place in the world mean ' ?? Like the Wall Street bankers now heading for jail [ or they should be ? ] ?

'Making her laugh' -- look, I take pride in making an effort, being bright and trying to make interesting and fun conversation on a punt-- thats very much part of it for me but I'm not a f**k** comedian !!:):)

Reminds me of one of my fav movie scenes --- Joe Pesci in Goodfella's --- " do you think I'm here to fuckin' amuse you ? ...... ?;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4jz00Eelbk

A lot expected of the punter these days --- you better shape up !!!

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Does sound more like she should be on a dating site...for people with bad grammar.

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How about knowing how to teach her the intricacies of spelling, punctuation and grammer?

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A lot expected of the punter these days --- you better shape up !!!

I can't be arsed.

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Does sound more like she should be on a dating site...for people with bad grammar.
How about knowing how to teach her the intricacies of spelling, punctuation and grammer?

To be fair, it's not bad for a girl from Budapest, but I doubt she wrote it.

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There was a thread on annoying wording in profiles recently but it was locked due to fighting b/w two posters.:)

Having a bad day anyway, but came across a lady's profile where some of the wording just irked me.

Here is an example;

" As I love the intimacy that a date brings, lots of kissing and cuddling that is why minimum booking with me is 2 hours. Fine wine is not made in an hour, and a fulfilling experience with an elite companion takes at least two! I adore spending time with well mannered and mature minded gentleman whomakes me laugh and knows how to treat a beautiful,young, elegant Lady. I prefer men confident of who they are and they place in the world. "

What does ' knowing your place in the world mean ' ?? Like the Wall Street bankers now heading for jail [ or they should be ? ] ?

'Making her laugh' -- look, I take pride in making an effort, being bright and trying to make interesting and fun conversation on a punt-- thats very much part of it for me but I'm not a f**k** comedian !!:):)

A lot expected of the punter these days --- you better shape up !!!

You mean Milena ?

http://selinasescorts.com/lancashire_escorts/Milena_271.html

:)

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How about knowing how to teach her the intricacies of spelling, punctuation and grammer?

You could make her an offer...

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Not much wrong with the content I reckon. Lets you get a bit of a feel for what srt of person she is and what sort of session she would hope for - though of course it leaves open whether she wrote a word of it.

Lots of us, service providers or seekers, don't check our typing so clumsy fingers leave their mark.

A shame if it is so bad it cannot be understood but those in glass mouses...

Cumandgo - I think it really was just you having a bad day.

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To be fair, it's not bad for a girl from Budapest, but I doubt she wrote it.

How can you tell she's from Budapest?

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Just be glad she hasn't put a 8" ruler along the bottom of her screen.

Like the cardboard man in the queues at Alton Towers.

'You must be 8"+ to enjoy this ride'.

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Not much wrong with the content I reckon. Lets you get a bit of a feel for what srt of person she is and what sort of session she would hope for - though of course it leaves open whether she wrote a word of it.

Lots of us, service providers or seekers, don't check our typing so clumsy fingers leave their mark.

A shame if it is so bad it cannot be understood but those in glass mouses...

Cumandgo - I think it really was just you having a bad day.

Yes I admit I am.:)

You have an interesting take on this. I think you meant us to read the highlighted wording above in a positive light. It actually had the opposite affect on me. So did the following extract from her profile;

"Even if we don't fall in love immediately, I can promise that I will capture your heart. I will be your little kitten and you can stroke me all night and make me your own."

I'm not saying you would be wrong but I find something patronising about her language--- it doesnt attract me to her [ she looks like a very sexy lady ! ] and would put me off making a booking.

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To be fair, it's not bad for a girl from Budapest, but I doubt she wrote it.

Yes, impressed with your detective work.Can you share your method with us ?

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Yes I admit I am.:)

You have an interesting take on this. I think you meant us to read the highlighted wording above in a positive light. It actually had the opposite affect on me. So did the following extract from her profile;

"Even if we don't fall in love immediately, I can promise that I will capture your heart. I will be your little kitten and you can stroke me all night and make me your own."

I'm not saying you would be wrong but I find something patronising about her language--- it doesnt attract me to her [ she looks like a very sexy lady ! ] and would put me off making a booking.

Assuming she met my criteria the main thing that would put me off is the 2 hour minimum booking, i require the choice of an hour.:) You have impressed me here, have you got bionic fingers. How did you write post 11 and then write post 12 in such a short time.:)

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Assuming she met my criteria the main thing that would put me off is the 2 hour minimum booking, i require the choice of an hour.:) You have impressed me here, have you got bionic fingers. How did you write post 11 and then write post 12 in such a short time.:)

I dont know !

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Assuming she met my criteria the main thing that would put me off is the 2 hour minimum booking, i require the choice of an hour.:) You have impressed me here, have you got bionic fingers. How did you write post 11 and then write post 12 in such a short time.:)

I just dont know !:)

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Yes, impressed with your detective work.Can you share your method with us ?

A lucky strike really. Just googled a fairly long stretch with a distinctive mistake, in this case "I prefer men confident of who they are and they". Make sure you include the front and back quotes, so Google treats it a a whole phrase, rather than lots of words.

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I just dont know !:)

Not as impressive, i can do that but will resist the temptation to do so. Back on-topic, i also am not keen on the word "elite", often a marketing ploy to charge more in my experience, good luck to her if it works.

The kind of wording that puts me off as well are words like high class and courtesan, and where it describes her ability to speak 8 languages, i can only speak English, and where she is able to discuss the arts, fine wines and so on. Dont get me wrong i love a chat but i am not going to pay extra for the privilege. I go for the sex and am happy to discuss those things with friends.:)

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There was a thread on annoying wording in profiles recently but it was locked due to fighting b/w two posters.:)

Having a bad day anyway, but came across a lady's profile where some of the wording just irked me.

Here is an example;

" As I love the intimacy that a date brings, lots of kissing and cuddling that is why minimum booking with me is 2 hours. Fine wine is not made in an hour, and a fulfilling experience with an elite companion takes at least two! I adore spending time with well mannered and mature minded gentleman whomakes me laugh and knows how to treat a beautiful,young, elegant Lady. I prefer men confident of who they are and they place in the world. "

What does ' knowing your place in the world mean ' ?? Like the Wall Street bankers now heading for jail [ or they should be ? ] ?

'Making her laugh' -- look, I take pride in making an effort, being bright and trying to make interesting and fun conversation on a punt-- thats very much part of it for me but I'm not a f**k** comedian !!:):)

Reminds me of one of my fav movie scenes --- Joe Pesci in Goodfella's --- " do you think I'm here to fuckin' amuse you ? ...... ?;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4jz00Eelbk

A lot expected of the punter these days --- you better shape up !!!

Oh here we go again. The 'I dont like what you call yourselves', 'how you market yourselves', 'how much you charge' or 'what you dare to say on your own website' brigade is off on their merry dance. You would think that living in a free market for the last 200 years we may have become tolerant to other people's businesses and especially the expressions of those businessses. As usual, the advice is; if you dont like it, move on, find something else but dont show yourself up as someone who has the time and/or inclinaion to bitch and whine and should maybe spend that time building your own businesses.

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Oh here we go again. The 'I dont like what you call yourselves', 'how you market yourselves', 'how much you charge' or 'what you dare to say on your own website' brigade is off on their merry dance. You would think that living in a free market for the last 200 years we may have become tolerant to other people's businesses and especially the expressions of those businessses. As usual, the advice is; if you dont like it, move on, find something else but dont show yourself up as someone who has the time and/or inclinaion to bitch and whine and should maybe spend that time building your own businesses.

You can tell by her moanin',

That she's passing haemoglobin,

When the end of the month comes around. :)

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You can tell by her moanin',

That she's passing haemoglobin,

When the end of the month comes around. :)

As usual yawningly unimaginative.

Edited by RhiaCharles
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As usual yawningly unimaginative.

How much extra do you charge for showing your sense of humour? :)

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Oh here we go again. The 'I dont like what you call yourselves', 'how you market yourselves', 'how much you charge' or 'what you dare to say on your own website' brigade is off on their merry dance. You would think that living in a free market for the last 200 years we may have become tolerant to other people's businesses and especially the expressions of those businessses. As usual, the advice is; if you dont like it, move on, find something else but dont show yourself up as someone who has the time and/or inclinaion to bitch and whine and should maybe spend that time building your own businesses.

Hello Rhia :)

I think ' bitching ' is a bit unfair. The overall tone of the OP is pretty light hearted and I deliberately did not refer to the particular lady,nor what she called herself nor what she charged. In the main I was referring to what was expected of me as a punter and I was and am interested in other people's views on this point, including your own as an SP.

If the consensus is that other punters agree with me [ and indeed they may not ], then I would have thought you as a SP might be interested in that view. No one has been picked out as such and therefore no harm has been done. If you are not interested in the views of your potential clients, then thats fine.

As for spending less of my time commenting on punting issues and more on my business --yes, you may well have something there though !:)

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Its £200 an hour darling, humour is usually included, always :) - theres a smile to prove it. However to deal with 'difficult cases' like your fine self I am afraid no amount of money is worth that torture so I have to say, no way, not at any price. (not even a shoe allowance)

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Its £200 an hour darling, humour is usually included, always :) - theres a smile to prove it. However to deal with 'difficult cases' like your fine self I am afraid no amount of money is worth that torture so I have to say, no way, not at any price. (not even a shoe allowance)

Scorn & contempt from such full red lips - worthier tasks would put them to better use! :)

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Its £200 an hour darling, humour is usually included, always :) - theres a smile to prove it. However to deal with 'difficult cases' like your fine self I am afraid no amount of money is worth that torture so I have to say, no way, not at any price. (not even a shoe allowance)

Well, £200/hr is rather steep for me but you have to admit that she does look good!

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