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House of Divine

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I'm sorry if this is old news and I just haven't been keeping up, but I was pleasantly surprised to read this on House of Divine's site today:

"House of Divine will cease trading as an Escort Agency in Milton Keynes at 8 pm on Sunday 2nd May 2010. Ego Massage and House of Divine in South Kensington SW7 will continue trading as normal for the foreseeable future."

A relief for London punters, at least.

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Hurrah! South Ken is the only incarnation of HoD that I have visited, but it is truly an oasis of quality and value in a very expensive part of London.

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I thought they were shutting down In June, thought we had another month left. :D

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Oh glad to hear that the ladies who have only recently started or transferred to the London branch there will continue to enjoy a great working environment.

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I guess that the establishment of MK Escorts made an early closure inevitable :D

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I guess that the establishment of MK Escorts made an early closure inevitable :D

I think you have the chicken and the egg the wrong way round there.

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I'm sorry if this is old news and I just haven't been keeping up, but I was pleasantly surprised to read this on House of Divine's site today:

"House of Divine will cease trading as an Escort Agency in Milton Keynes at 8 pm on Sunday 2nd May 2010. Ego Massage and House of Divine in South Kensington SW7 will continue trading as normal for the foreseeable future."

A relief for London punters, at least.

I did mention it as hearsay a few days ago but it wasn't picked up on.

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Sorry it was nothing personal, we didn't want to give the exact date away as the papers wanted to do a closing story on us. They wanted to do an escorts war story which they had decided was going on as they were receiving so many emails and phone calls about us. As I pointed out for a war there had to be a returning attack, she was a little puzzled but agreed that yes it was just us that was targeted so perhaps it was not a war but people with a grudge.

We wanted a chance to close before the story broke incase it then went to the nationals as happened before and with us closed it is now a case of 'move along nothing to see' it also means that we will be out of the country and not contactable for the picking of the bones as the vultures descend.

We made sure everyone and everything is in place for our closing and the site will remain up to service London and for a short while it will have the girls pictures and new contact details on so you will be able to find them easily.

As you will see we will still have a presence in London for the time being and at Ego and will be contactable by mail and of course about from time to time. It was just time for us to move on and we wanted a smooth exit, I do hope you will understand our actions. Once again a huge thank you to the clients, the girls and the receptionists over the years. Leaving party some time next month if anyone is up for it xxx

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Once again a huge thank you to the clients

Dear Andrea and Karl, I feel like we've been on an epic journey together and it is time to bid farewell. Have a good holiday, and thank you for the years of pleasure. x

One of my favourite movie scenes ever

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As you will see we will still have a presence in London for the time being and at Ego and will be contactable by mail and of course about from time to time. It was just time for us to move on and we wanted a smooth exit, I do hope you will understand our actions. Once again a huge thank you to the clients, the girls and the receptionists over the years. Leaving party some time next month if anyone is up for it xxx

Well I guess I better get my butt over to MK tomorrow then. :D

Dear Andrea and Karl, I feel like we've been on an epic journey together and it is time to bid farewell. Have a good holiday, and thank you for the years of pleasure. x

One of my favourite movie scenes ever

Yes Andrea and Karl are Arwen and Aragorn, which one are you TB? Can I be Faramir? :rolleyes:

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Well I guess I better get my butt over to MK tomorrow then. :D

Yes Andrea and Karl are Arwen and Aragorn, which one are you TB? Can I be Faramir? :rolleyes:

I'm hung like a horse and swift like the wind - you can call me Shadowfax.

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As I pointed out for a war there had to be a returning attack, she was a little puzzled but agreed that yes it was just us that was targeted so perhaps it was not a war but people with a grudge.

My visits to MK will continue with me visiting the ex HoD girls at EGO and the new MKE and the new Annabella's only.

So if the people with a grudge think that the closing down of HoD will get my business in or near MK they are wrong I would rather give up punting for good than visit another 'provider' other than the ones mentioned above.

In fact to quote A & K.... 'they can all fuck off and die'

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Call me Gandalf the Gay (have I missed out an 'r':confused:),

K & A, congratulations on making good your escape from the orcs without using the one ring.

I have woven spells to protect you on your quest for a quiet life and happy times ahead.

"Don't look back"

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Although Im taking a break at the mo ( for personal reasons ) I am deeply saddened to see the Divines go.

I've visited Divine alot. In fact I was visiting Divine 3 times a week. In a way it was turning into a second home.

So many memories:

Almost cacking myself on my first visit to a parlour when MR Divine opened the front door to this nervous givvering wreck in 2007.....

A girl not turning up for a 2 hour booking. So instead seeing 3 of the girls for 1 hour punts each straight after the other instead,

Being stuck when some of the girls didnt turn up on the same day when the local jewellers was raided and walking straight into it and getting search by the police,

Leaving the old flats after spending an hour with Sally, looking up and seeing her out on the balcony in her underwear smiling at me before shouting "Oi! Me Money!" Whoops! Forgot I still had the money on me and had to run back up (Which was hard when the lifts were broken because of the snow) but stealing a few more minutes of french kissing as I handed the money over.

Walking out hand in hand with Beth and accidentally seeing Chloe walking a client around the lounge on a dog lead....

Being stranded in the snow at Hod with Rebecca, Ella and Poppy and cancelling punters :D ....

Spending 3 hours with Jessie who gave me my first experience of A levels without the extra charge ( I think it was Anal, couldnt really tell with Jessie),

Being walked in on several times during my punt by various Divine girls. (yeah take a quick sneaky look...)..

Spending 3 hour birthday punt with Sally and the Divines throwing in a free bottle of Champagne!....

I know posters have had a go at me when I say Ive never had a bad punt but thats because I always stuck to Divine. Its usually when Ive drifted away that things have gone bad so Ive always ran back.....

I do know everything about whats been going on behind the scenes (Kind of privilidge of living in MK and getting 3 local papers a week) and quite how the Divines havent lost it and thrown it out on the forum gives me more admiration for them than I already have. But as I have experienced some people cant accept the truth.

To be honest it was a surprise to see Divine close down but it wasnt a shock. The amount of bull they get for basically being the a well run parlour in the UK is shocking and Im sicked of the in fighting that goes on in this industry of punting. Its not the government or HH you need to fear its competition and other interested parties who do some downright sick stuff to try and stop your business.

I havent decided whether to punt again but I know where my first ports of call will be if I do. But if I dont I'll still be happy that my punting life was safe in the hand of the Divines......

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The demise of HoD is turning out to be the longest drawn out saga in the history of Punternet. Is anyone finding it really boring?

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The demise of HoD is turning out to be the longest drawn out saga in the history of Punternet. Is anyone finding it really boring?

See the 'Girls, WG's or Civvies, How would feel if....' thread which receives my accolade for this particular honour.

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The demise of HoD is turning out to be the longest drawn out saga in the history of Punternet. Is anyone finding it really boring?

Nope I find it interesting.....

You might find it boring becaiuse you dont punt ......

So why is the best parlour in the UK leaving???.........

Edited by Overworked
Spelling and I dont like interested.. Hes a twat.....

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The demise of HoD is turning out to be the longest drawn out saga in the history of Punternet. Is anyone finding it really boring?

No........

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Nope I find it interesting.....

You might find it boring becaiuse you dont punt ......

So why is the best parlour in the UK leaving???.........

LOL Today's prize for the most imaginative edit reason goes to ..... :D:D

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The demise of HoD is turning out to be the longest drawn out saga in the history of Punternet. Is anyone finding it really boring?

Yes as it happens I'm finding It Interesting, If your bored you don't have to read this thread. :D

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To be honest - I wish the Devine's the very best in health and fortune wherever life takes them next. I did have a criticism once, that was addressed and well.

What REALLY gets to me is that the local press that has been hounding them has been taking ££££ from them for their adverts over many many years! I hope that they do a story because when they do I will write in to the editor and suggest that every single penny they have made from the "immoral" Divines be handed over to a charity!

I just wish some political classes, the press and the public grew up and accept that this industry will always be around. The Divines set a benchmark not only for us punters but also for the way they treated their girls, the cleanliness and professionalism of their establishments are great. And IF one day people do grow up and decide that we need to regulate and allow freedom in the industry I hope the Devines would be invited to offer evidence of how a proper business can function and be successful yet safe, moral and professional.

Good luck

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Goodbye, and thanks for all the fun....!:D

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The demise of HoD is turning out to be the longest drawn out saga in the history of Punternet. Is anyone finding it really boring?

NO, BUT YOU ARE:rolleyes::D:rolleyes:

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Nope I find it interesting.....

You might find it boring becaiuse you dont punt ......

So why is the best parlour in the UK leaving???.........

Interested isn't a punter?

I'm shocked. :D

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errr... Interested me ol' fruit,

Isn't 'boring' a synonym of 'penetrating'?

Look, don't want to be nosey mate, but who is penetrating you?

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