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As we are all fed up with the traditional parties, shall we have our own parties and have an election

I thought KEB or Keep Escorts Busty Party

or KES or Keep escorts Skinny party

So who do we want as our next government?

Please vote now!

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KEB was my idea by the way

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I'm standing, with a neo-feminist agenda, for the Rimmin' for Wimmin party.

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Erm, none of the above...or possibly both. :D

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Well, I have to admit (sotto voce) that I'm more concerned about May's silence since, gosh, a fortnight (for our American readers, that means two weeks) than about thursday's piss-up.

BTW can anyone remember the Helmut Kohl (German friends were unable to understand my statement that we would never have been able to elect a PM called "Cabbage"!) joke that depended on the chinese inability to distinguish between "erection" and "election" - the punch line, IIRR, was, "Yes, evely morning!"?

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Well, I have to admit (sotto voce) that I'm more concerned about May's silence since, gosh, a fortnight (for our American readers, that means two weeks) than about thursday's piss-up.

Haha, she's been having her own piss-ups that's why!

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As we are all fed up with the traditional parties, shall we have our own parties and have an election

I thought KEB or Keep Escorts Busty Party

or KES or Keep escorts Skinny party

So who do we want as our next government?

Please vote now!

Just like in the election i cant decide, one day i like busty but not too busty, the next i like skinny.

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I will vote for the Green Party, for ladies with grass to mow.

Erection campain slogan " Moist Minge Munching for All".

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Gordon Brown will probably contribute a couple of boobs.

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I nominate the KEB (keep escorts busy) and the KNPH (keep nice punters happy) parties to be added to this general erection please.x:D:D

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I agree with Nik.

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Keep Escorts Busty And Skinny (rarely found in nature, sadly)

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Dartagnan's answer is spot on

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I propose a Grand Coalition of both parties!

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I propose a Grand Coalition of both parties!

Sounds good to me, i second that.:eek:

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Well what about the OWC party........:eek:

Out With Crusty Party.......;)

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I find that a classy escort taken every 3rd day after meals cures all my mental and physical ailments.

So why can't we form a party that promises to supply them on the NHS, especially now that I get free prescriptions!

We could make Harriet Harperson our Health Minister.

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