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Hey girls,

When with a client, have you ever felt the urge to burst out laughing at a serious sexual moment. :eek:

Chyna.

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Oh god yes, here are a few that have inspired me,

The howlers

The gurners:eek:

The ones who say "hit me as hard as you can, ive been a bad boy", then look like they are going to cry when you do and say "i didnt mean that hard, that really hurt", duh, its supposed to.:)

The "i never usually have a problem with it",ers:mad:

The guys who have screamed "no, too far in , too hard" when i have actually yet to put the strap-on IN his arse, just pressed it onto the outside a bit.:eek:

The guy who held me gently, stroked my hair, held me so close to his chest that i could hardly breath and utter these awful lines "there there, its ok, its all going to be alright, there there, there there" Aaarrghgh:eek:

The guys with huge cocks who fein surprise when you say "wow what a huge cock", as if they really hadnt noticed.;)

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Hey girls,

When with a client, have you ever felt the urge to burst out laughing at a serious sexual moment. :)

Chyna.

Hi Chyna, quite often!! I never take anything serious lol :eek::P:);) xxx

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Hey girls,

When with a client, have you ever felt the urge to burst out laughing at a serious sexual moment.

You mean like when they get their willy out?

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Well, there was the time a chap (still fully dressed including boots, but with his trousers round his ankles) was merrily boinking away at Laura from behind and asked me:

"Do ya want to come round the back and watch ma balls swing?"

*Snigger snigger snigger*

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Oh god yes, here are a few that have inspired me,

The howlers

The gurners:eek:

The ones who say "hit me as hard as you can, ive been a bad boy", then look like they are going to cry when you do and say "i didnt mean that hard, that really hurt", duh, its supposed to.:)

The "i never usually have a problem with it",ers:mad:

The guys who have screamed "no, too far in , too hard" when i have actually yet to put the strap-on IN his arse, just pressed it onto the outside a bit.:eek:

The guy who held me gently, stroked my hair, held me so close to his chest that i could hardly breath and utter these awful lines "there there, its ok, its all going to be alright, there there, there there" Aaarrghgh:eek:

The guys with huge cocks who fein surprise when you say "wow what a huge cock", as if they really hadnt noticed.;)

ROTFLMAO. Now that is seriously funny.

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The guy who held me gently, stroked my hair, held me so close to his chest that i could hardly breath and utter these awful lines "there there, its ok, its all going to be alright, there there, there there"

And was it? Alright that is?

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Oh god yes, here are a few that have inspired me,

The howlers

The gurners

The ones who say "hit me as hard as you can, ive been a bad boy", then look like they are going to cry when you do and say "i didnt mean that hard, that really hurt", duh, its supposed to.

The "i never usually have a problem with it",ers:mad:

The guys who have screamed "no, too far in , too hard" when i have actually yet to put the strap-on IN his arse, just pressed it onto the outside a bit.:eek:

The guy who held me gently, stroked my hair, held me so close to his chest that i could hardly breath and utter these awful lines "there there, its ok, its all going to be alright, there there, there there" Aaarrghgh:eek:

The guys with huge cocks who fein surprise when you say "wow what a huge cock", as if they really hadnt noticed.;)

Great stuff Chloe.:):D

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Yes. I have but I try my hardest not to...

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Yes. I have but I try my hardest not to...

Why?? If you cant piss yourself occasionally in this lark then when can you?

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The guys with huge cocks who fein surprise when you say "wow what a huge cock", as if they really hadnt noticed.:D

What is the correct response to that ? I've had it a few times now and still don't believe it, but some WG's have a reason to say it so that they can use a bucket of loob and say go gentle please etc etc before I've touched them. It's really offputting actually.

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What is the correct response to that ? I've had it a few times now and still don't believe it, but some WG's have a reason to say it so that they can use a bucket of loob and say go gentle please etc etc before I've touched them. It's really offputting actually.

Hung like a horse Thoroughbred, huh? :(:D

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Hung like a horse Thoroughbred, huh? :(:D

I like to be able to say so but unfortunately not. If you listened to some of the girls you'd be forgiven for thinking I should have called myself Dirk !

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I like to be able to say so but unfortunately not. If you listened to some of the girls you'd be forgiven for thinking I should have called myself Dirk !

Lol. ladies dont need to have an excuse to use lube, if its to dry the lube goes on, simple.

If its 10 inches long and at least 2 inches thick or even 7 inches long and 4 inches thick you can be rest assured they are aware they have a huge cock.:D

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little additions.xx

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Lol. ladies dont need to have an excuse to use lube, if its to dry the lube goes on, simple.

If its 10 inches long and at least 2 inches thick or even 7 inches long and 4 inches thick you can be rest assured they are aware they have a huge cock.:D

Being honest I've got nothing on those porno dudes. But I'd estimate almost half of the wg's I see make mention of it. Can only think it's for the reasons I've alluded to.

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Lol. ladies dont need to have an excuse to use lube, if its to dry the lube goes on, simple.

If its 10 inches long and at least 2 inches thick or even 7 inches long and 4 inches thick you can be rest assured they are aware they have a huge cock.:(

I love lube myself and virtually always have my own with me after a very painful experience with Durex Play Tingle a lady provided which felt like it was burning my knob off.

I use it whether the lady is wet or not, in my case it ensures no friction burns to my tackle.:(:D

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a very painful experience with Durex Play Tingle a lady provided which felt like it was burning my knob off.

Some thing happened to me after improvising with Head and Shoulders - :D Won't make that mistake again!

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And was it? Alright that is?

No, once he had uttered those words repeatedly throughout the entire punt things felt very very "wrong" for the rest of the day, despite my age i felt as if i had been "peodo,d" for want of a better expression.

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Being honest I've got nothing on those porno dudes. But I'd estimate almost half of the wg's I see make mention of it. Can only think it's for the reasons I've alluded to.

I dont know which wg,s you see, but if you stike at theyounger variety (18 - early 20,s) there is a good chance she may just be very tight down there especially if she has not had children yet and not want to be made sore for the rest of the day. Personally i use lube, some days i only need a tiny dot, other days i need to reapply sometimes as i can feel a little rubber burn coming on.You have to remember that you have booked a lady for x amount of time, for her to be sore for the rest of the day because you dont like lube is not on.xx

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I love lube myself and virtually always have my own with me after a very painful experience with Durex Play Tingle a lady provided which felt like it was burning my knob off.

I use it whether the lady is wet or not, in my case it ensures no friction burns to my tackle.:(:D

I dont blame you smiths, i always put a little bit on willy,s before the condom goes on too. Guys forget that if there is not enough lubrication then the chances of the condom coming of or even ripping are greatly increased.xx

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What is the correct response to that ? I've had it a few times now and still don't believe it, but some WG's have a reason to say it so that they can use a bucket of loob and say go gentle please etc etc before I've touched them. It's really offputting actually.

Only wish I could say the same.........I was at the back of the Q the big ones were given out. :D

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Why?? If you cant piss yourself occasionally in this lark then when can you?

Because sometimes it is totally inappropriate.

For instance when a client has asked you, with a serious dead pan face, if you can talk dirty too him...

I don't know why it sets me off it just does, I can do it spontaneously but not on demand, as it just makes me want to laugh, and say something totally inappropriate and not in the correct context of what has just been asked. :(:D

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Some thing happened to me after improvising with Head and Shoulders - :D Won't make that mistake again!

Sounds painful.:(:(

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Because sometimes it is totally inappropriate.

For instance when a client has asked you, with a serious dead pan face, if you can talk dirty too him...

I don't know why it sets me off it just does, I can do it spontaneously but not on demand, as it just makes me want to laugh, and say something totally inappropriate and not in the correct context of what has just been asked. :(:D

I have been asked to talk dirty to WGs on a number of ocassions and find it difficult to keep a straight face, but i love being talked dirty to. Not many ladies excel in this in my experience, many get embarrassed, but nothing beats stereophonic dirty talk, one lady in each ear, blooming marvellous.:(:D

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I dont know which wg,s you see, but if you stike at theyounger variety (18 - early 20,s) there is a good chance she may just be very tight down there especially if she has not had children yet and not want to be made sore for the rest of the day. Personally i use lube, some days i only need a tiny dot, other days i need to reapply sometimes as i can feel a little rubber burn coming on.You have to remember that you have booked a lady for x amount of time, for her to be sore for the rest of the day because you dont like lube is not on.xx

Don't get me wrong I don't mind loob being used. What I mean is that the perception is that most punters would take it as a slight knock if it is. So saying I'm big makes it 'easier' to bring out the bottle. I'm sure there are other wg's where they really wouldn't be bothered, perhaps more experienced.

I do happen to tend towards the younger ladies, although I'm not all that old myself. One of my ambitions of 2010 is to punt with a lady close to my age or older, if I could handle it :D

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