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London Street Sauna (Edinburgh)

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Long time lurker, First time poster.

I had a few hours to kill and some spare wonga so I decided to hit the sauna's to relax & enjoy myself

I went to my old haunt New Town which I think is fantastic and offers the best services in the City. I went with a polish girl (Name I can't remember) who was not Sylvia! And had a great time. She was well chatty & made you Feel right at ease.

After I had finished up I decided I would hit LSS.

I was there in January and had one of the best punts ever with a girl called Maria who as you all know is the best WG in there & it's a shame she only works the weekend. After I entered in I was met with gorgeous looking women who were all young. But Looks can be deceiving & for a young guy you are met with resistance & coldness from girls who are the same age as you. I put it down to a power struggle between ego's & pride, these girls don't like how you are now in control of the situation because most of them are used to guys my age running after them like headless chicken catering to there every whim outside the job.

That aside I looked at most of them and could see there flaws straight away they look pretty afar but not up Close. I could see looks damaged from substance abuse and various other things which is a turn-off. I settled for a dark tanned polish looking girl (or so I thought) for 30 minutes.

Straight from the get-go walking in to the room I could feel that this was not going to be a good punt

What I got was 30 minutes of stone dead silence from what turned out to be a Glaswegian who could not be arsed to say the Least. Very poor communication & did not even acknowledge me in the slightest. I tried to be chatty and ease The tension but it was no good at all. This of course is a massive turn-off and when she attempted to give me a BJ so she gave me the whole spiel about BBJ I agreed with her and let her do me with a condom.

15 minutes in and her clothes still on I decided that I would like some sex and that again that was a waste of time. I was trying to get into it I started to smell something fishy (yes you guessed it!) very poor hygiene as her privates were smelling awful and thank fuck I never decided to give her oral. That killed it for me I stopped right there and said "Thank You but this is going nowhere" and jumped quickly in the shower and spent about 10 minutes washing my privates to rid me of that horrible smell. I always pay regardless she did a poor job but she needs the money and from looking at her body in the shower I could see why she kept the clothes on - Bruise Marks galore on the poor girl.

I went upstairs and I could still smell the horrible fish like stench on me so I jumped in the shower upstairs and scrubbed myself very hard. The one thing I don't like about LSS is the slight intimidation from the owners who look like they want to twat you for using there money makers. I heard the parrot squawk turned out to be the cashier who was very young and had quite an annoying laugh I left and walked out vowing never to go in there again.

Waste of money

This is just my opinion

P.s I nearly threw up when I walked into my flat and my flatmate had been cooking fish

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hhhhm. Look I personally hate LSS these days,well thats too strong I still venture in on a rare occasion to see if its still as bad and have to say have had some good punts.I am way prejudice against the scottish working girls there as they tend to give poor punts;the foriegn ones aren't stuck up.You make some points i think we have all felt as punters,in my own case it was sometimes my own feelings of low self esteem, but is this really a true review?LSS has never been known for girls that abuse drugs,the reception staff are pleasant and are apparently open to feedback and complaints.i have witnessed this in the past though not done myself.I certainly should have but I didn't.I have seen punters exit rooms very quickly and after a quick talk to the reception staff a girl gets a private chat with with receptionist.

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I have always found the girls clean, but I dont go there anymore,as I enjoy having sex. It takes them ages to move unsuitable girls on, and they know who these girls are, cos gossip goes from customer to girl, girl to management within 24 hours.

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LSS Sauna was tghe place for quite some time - used to go on a sunday and chill for a few hours then down with a girl. They did have stars and the girls were great but just now sadly they are too fixated with looks and the experiance in the room can be hit and miss. Dont go so much now because of that.

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Looks like I should give it a miss when I'm in Edinburgh in the summer. Shame really as it was a good place around ten years ago.

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Has it really gone down hill this much? It used to be so reliable for a great punt with a good looking girl.

I might be up in Edinburgh next week and was hoping someone might have some recommendations for London Street or another sauna?

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I am surprised London St used to be one of the best.

On par with some of the great Manchester establishments if not better

Have not been in it for years there receptoinest Justin or something was great like a head waiter

If I was to recomend to a newcomer it would have been London St

I favour Scirpios but it's not for everone I know Blair St has it's following it was never my cup of tea.

Many years ago the Ambasador was the place in terms of potential it could rise again.

I say again I am surprised it is the only place I have seen gentelmen gather who's origins were from overseas gather as they would at home a very unbritish sort of thing I thought this very progresive of the managment might be to progresive.

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I agree. I used to spend a lot of time in there, but haven't been back since I ventured "outside" to a couple of decent solo girls I found.

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A quick update. I took a chance and gave London Street another try. There were about 3 Scottish girls and 2 Thai girls sat in the lounge. I chose a rather busty, tall blonde Scottish girl. Which I believe is another gamble as the local girls have been known to give a poor service there.

She was a girl next door type. Not because she was plain, she just wasn't glammed up as much as some. Anyway, to cut a long story short, she gave me one of the best GFE's and the best sex I'd ever had.

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I'm shocked to hear the bad press re: Lss. I was punting there regular up to about this time last year. In fact i've had in excess of 50 punts ar Lss over the years and have never had a bad one!

I suppose it is very possible for a place to go downhill in a short space of time.

I'm that saddened, i'm going to pay a visit and find out for myself:(

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A quick update. I took a chance and gave London Street another try. There were about 3 Scottish girls and 2 Thai girls sat in the lounge. I chose a rather busty, tall blonde Scottish girl. Which I believe is another gamble as the local girls have been known to give a poor service there.

She was a girl next door type. Not because she was plain, she just wasn't glammed up as much as some. Anyway, to cut a long story short, she gave me one of the best GFE's and the best sex I'd ever had.

can you recall her name?

It sounds like the same bird that had me there twice a week last year.

about 36dd natural titties, free owo n pierced down below??

IN my alltime top 10 but cant remember her sauna name lol:eek:

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For any visitor to Edinburgh, its worth a visit, its the equivalent of the castle. But although the girls look great, service is hit or miss in the room. Of the present staff, I have enjoyed Josie, nice blonde scot, with good grammar and diction, Marie a greek girl, considered the sauna queen, and a nice person as well, also Meg, a slovenian/austrian, pretty and who gives good service, Avril an english girl was also ok. Prob, even with these girls, is that not all of them will french kiss, or owo, so good luck.

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can you recall her name?

It sounds like the same bird that had me there twice a week last year.

about 36dd natural titties, free owo n pierced down below??

IN my alltime top 10 but cant remember her sauna name lol:eek:

That sounds like her, pierced down below and her left nipple I think. Her name was Lyndsey. A very talented girl!

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That sounds like her, pierced down below and her left nipple I think. Her name was Lyndsey. A very talented girl!

cheers Dec, you have well put me out of my mysery there. LYNDSEY wot a bird. And i believe this highlights a good sauna when the same LOCAL girl still works there a year later. poss the best owo i ever had;)

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p.s:

did she insist u gunned her in doggy? The sight of those pupps banging against her chin whilst you observe in the mirror is a memory i will never forget till i die!!!

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The original post sounds awful. However my one experience of LSS could not be more different.

I went in and was greeted by a gorgeous, friendly young secretary who asked if I was a new customer and then had Cherrie, also young and gorgeous, show me around for a free tour before I decided if I wanted to stay or not. I opted to stay, had a shower in the nice clean showers and headed back to the warmth of the lounge (it was late December!) The girls were all extremely beautiful and very friendly, except a young blonde who seemed a bit cold but was still stunning.

I picked Monica, a lovely petite girl with a nice tan, dark hair, lovely dark eyes and a slight Glasgow accent. She was friendly and accommodating, giving me a brilliant massage which is a rarity in saunas, then onto a covered BJ, her on top, me on top in missionary until finish. She didn't dodge eye contact and was happy to kiss, albeit not full, deep French kissing. Then as I had some time left, we both showered together which lead to some nice play in the shower, then some more relaxing massage until we got the call to leave the room.

I too have had some lackluste experiences with escorts around my own age (22) but Monica was fantastic and ranks as one of my favourite punts, even without a whole lot of extras on offer.

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A quick update. I took a chance and gave London Street another try. There were about 3 Scottish girls and 2 Thai girls sat in the lounge. I chose a rather busty, tall blonde Scottish girl. Which I believe is another gamble as the local girls have been known to give a poor service there.

She was a girl next door type. Not because she was plain, she just wasn't glammed up as much as some. Anyway, to cut a long story short, she gave me one of the best GFE's and the best sex I'd ever had.

I saw Lyndsay last summer and thought she was truly beautiful, she was wearing some make up, but hadn't overdone it like some girls there. Anyway, I didn't get owo alas, but the french kissing was great, as was the sex. So I'm glad to hear she's still working there. Tis just a shame Edinburgh's so far away from me right now.

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p.s:

did she insist u gunned her in doggy? The sight of those pupps banging against her chin whilst you observe in the mirror is a memory i will never forget till i die!!!

No, but she really didn't want to go on top. I stood at the edge of the bed and banged her in 'mish'. After I was done she squeezed me hard with her pussy, really hard. I've never met such a talented girl!

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No, but she really didn't want to go on top. I stood at the edge of the bed and banged her in 'mish'. After I was done she squeezed me hard with her pussy, really hard. I've never met such a talented girl!

no you spot on there mate, in fact im surprised she didnt discretely tell you in her do's n dont's about the 'her on top thing.

She told me that on a previous service some cnut hurt her whilst in the on top position!

I have no reason to disbelieve her as she imho is top of the list when it comes to GENUINE.

Imagine being lucky enough to spend time with a girl that good and then hurting her. I would happily shoot the cnut.:eek:

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Hi Guys,

I am new to this forum and in edinburgh too.Want to try a sauna and can see a hudge recomendation for lss..Can anyone suggest a girl over there for person like me who is going to punt in sauna for the first time...any information will be greatly appreciated..

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After a long break decided to give LSS another try this week. Usual collection of stunning looking girls, of varied nationalities - including Brianne, formerly of Scorpio. She has a great reputation, but her bust is just a little too enhanced for my tastes.

Went with Georgina, a slim black girl of Caribbean parentage. Sadly, her performance in the room was disappointing: no kissing: no reverse oral: condom on while I was still flaccid: and although she was perfectly friendly, she seemed keen to get the whole thing over as quickly as possible, allowing as little touching as possible, and certainly not in the pussy area.

Not what LSS used to be, so I probably wont be back for a while.

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