conilad

and the award for the worst photo shop goes to

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have just been browsing the sites as one does from time to time and happened to see the following:

http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort/paddington-w2-blonde-bryana

Which is the worst photoshop I have come across (so far). I'm happy to be corrected but that head does not go with that body. My nephew has a game where you have to match up the various body parts and I think this site should have a play with it.

Any worse examples?

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Lol, isn't it the same face photoshopped into every photo?

...actually if you look through the gallery a number of the girls share the same face photos, very strange but mildly musing.

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Oh god :rolleyes:

The sad thing is that regardless of the fact, they're probably still pulling in punters :)

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Lol, isn't it the same face photoshopped into every photo?

Well it is certainly the same meaningless assinine smile every time!

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Cut-and-Shut girls have just as much right to work as anyone else

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Some of this girl's are pretty interesting too !

http://www.sandyescort.com/

Heh, lots of punters like young, silicone blondes xxx though she used to work in lovely Glasgae xxx

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Have to say for most of these girls I dont get it - they are (for the most part) beautiful. They might miss out on some "appointments" for not being perfect but I bet they miss out on more for being too false...

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If you look some of those girls seem to have the same strange neck. Its really creepy and the blonde one Sandy just looks like a barbie doll, I'm sure she's a nice girl but come on, who looks like that?:rolleyes:

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I was just going to start a new thread on photoshopped pics but lo and behold I found this one!

I went to see a girl today, found her on the other site and thought I'd do a quick punt at lunchtime in the city. She looked good in her pics - but they had been p'shopped so I was a little wary, but more horny than wary I guess.

Fortunately I was her first punt of the day so her "secretary" (who was pretending to be the escort...) guided me to the flat and told me to wait outside. I thought this was dodgy but [refer back to me being horny].

2 minutes later I see this girl walk up the street, and then the door opens and another girl let's her in. It dawns on me sharpish that the girl that just came in was the escort! And she didn't look good, oh no. She was shorter than advertised, and overweight by far.

I ran. I basically just thought screw this I'm off, ran and saved me 100 quid. She tried calling me several times but I ignored and texted her back saying No Thanks.

It pisses me off big time that escorts try and get away with lying in this way. I'll always try to avoid going for the photoshopped adverts but sometimes they look so good that it's hard to ignore them.

What do you do if the lady isn't what was advertised i.e. worse looking by far? How do you get out of it? What if you're already in the bedroom before you see her properly?!

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Photoshop is a bugbear of mine and has been since I started in this industry. I had an agent who tried to "correct" my white complexion by putting me through a tan filter, when many clients hired me precisely BECAUSE of my white skin. Photoshop has also opened up this idea that all professional photos are doctored, hence the dozen or so calls and emails I get per month asking me how much I've altered my pics. It got so bad that at one point I had to write a blog explaining the origin of my pics and how to spot fakes. I wouldn't normally get upset about how other girls choose to do business but the issue of fake and altered photos really does cause me day to day problems in doing business.

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Thanks Conilad - that's almost b3ta quality

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I wouldn't normally get upset about how other girls choose to do business but the issue of fake and altered photos really does cause me day to day problems in doing business.

The problem is that it doesn't really matter where you advertise the chances a very high that your advert will be in the company of those that have fake/stolen photos, if the advertiser does not perform some due diligence or just does not care then you are likely to be tarred with the same brush as the fakers/thieves. C'est la vie.

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The problem is that it doesn't really matter where you advertise the chances a very high that your advert will be in the company of those that have fake/stolen photos, if the advertiser does not perform some due diligence or just does not care then you are likely to be tarred with the same brush as the fakers/thieves. C'est la vie.

True that. I've found that linking my reviews and my blog to as many sites as possible has really cut down on the silly calls.

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Worse than the alleged photoshopping work, for me anyway, is the fact that I don't fancy any of them:confused:

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This one is a simple one for me -- If its photoshopped I dont do it - save my money, and spend it with someone who is honest, and doesn't try to mislead me.

If more of us did that, the message would get accross not to photoshop, which in a lot of cases I'm sure isn't even neccesary!!

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Some of this girl's are pretty interesting too !

http://www.sandyescort.com/

Wow, talk about looking like a living Barbie Doll. Spooky and quite off putting for me.

Absolutely diabolical, talk about not making an effort, or not caring.

The odd thing is that it must take more effort to photoshop to this extent. Why on earth girls do this I don't know.

I'm not against photoshopping per se, especially where it is used to hide distinguishing features such as tattoos. I can even understand it when a little touching up is done to knock a few years off or hide some cellulite. It's all part of the advertising game to me. But to make yourself look like an alien being :P ? It's beyond me :rolleyes:.

The shame is that I suspect Sandy looks quite cute in real life. I have never met her though, so can't vouch for this suspicion.

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This one is a simple one for me -- If its photoshopped I dont do it - save my money, and spend it with someone who is honest, and doesn't try to mislead me.

If more of us did that, the message would get accross not to photoshop, which in a lot of cases I'm sure isn't even neccesary!!

you sir on spot on ! i do the very same , all us guys need is good clear honest life like pics !

not much to ask is it ? :rolleyes:

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Some of this girl's are pretty interesting too !

http://www.sandyescort.com/

I can see the advert for the latex sex doll, but where's the photoshopped pics :rolleyes:

I have a feeling this girls most frequent callers are solicitors asking if she wants to make a claim!

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you sir on spot on ! i do the very same , all us guys need is good clear honest life like pics !

not much to ask is it ? :rolleyes:

This is where I feel the promotional video comes in really handy. I discovered a really georgeous clip recently where one of the WGs here appears . I have asked her if I can post the link but there may be reasons why she might feel it is not appropriate. It is simple but sensational. It will be her decision alone.:P

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The shame is that I suspect Sandy looks quite cute in real life. I have never met her though, so can't vouch for this suspicion.

She certainly does!

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This thread is strangely off-target.

I don't think the photos which have been linked to are majorly photoshopped at all. (OK, every escort's photos are photoshopped to some extent, re-touching of 6 or 8 photos is usually included in the photographer's fee.)

I've actually used Admiral agency quite a few times, and they are one of the better ones, reliable bookings, genuine photos and most of the girls I've seen were great.

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Not all photoshop is bad...... sometimes it's only for security measures ie: noticeable tattoos, birthmarks or just our faces. Some of these things would have people outed in a second so if you eliminate them it decreases those chances. Although I do agree that some girls go way over board with photoshop to the point that the picture is more fake than real which is a shame because unbeknown to them they probably looked much more appealing before they started messing about with the pics so much.

Hugs Casey xx

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sometimes it's only for security measures ie: noticeable tattoos,

Accompanied by a little note saying that, for example, "I do have X number of tattoos in X places but they have been removed from my pictures for security reasons", of course.

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