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I think I've been caught with escort sites in my web history. Was mad drunk a few weeks ago, and showing off some stuff on my computer to a couple of girls and guys, clicked on the address bar, and up popped a load of porn and agency sites.

Only problem is that I'm not sure if it really happened. It might have been a dream. I had cleared the history on my browsers (or so I had thought). It's possible that I had missed one of my browsers, but I'm not sure.

Not sure exactly what to do. I'm not coming clean about it, for sure.

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Who is it that you're worried knows??

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Friends of a very close friend. Not sure if any other people were around - my memory/dream is hazy.

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Friends of a very close friend. Not sure if any other people were around - my memory/dream is hazy.

All you can do is sit tight and see what happens IMO.:D

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So no-one who can divorce you and take half your house then? Or are you saying that you're worried it will get back to your missis?

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if they were as pickled as you seem to have been....I doubt they'd remember too many details.:D

I think I'd just tough it out ..

perhaps have a cover story up your sleeve in case .......some rubbish about you showing off with a few risque sites you knew about.

or go the...........

"Well all blokes look at a spot of porn don't they ?? " ............Route

..are you telling me you don't !!!

Good luck mate!

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So no-one who can divorce you and take half your house then? Or are you saying that you're worried it will get back to your missis?

No, but I'm worried that it'll spread through my friends.

It's a reputation that I don't want to have. My good friends won't care too much, but it will mean that whenever I pull their friends, someone will mention it to them. Meaning I have to find some new friends (or start pulling girls from outside my scene)

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if they were as pickled as you seem to have been....I doubt they'd remember too many details.:D

I think I'd just tough it out ..

perhaps have a cover story up your sleeve in case .......some rubbish about you showing off with a few risque sites you knew about.

or go the...........

"Well all blokes look at a spot of porn don't they ?? " ............Route

..are you telling me you don't !!!

Good luck mate!

Nope - doubt anyone was as drunk as me.

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Maybe, just maybe, they thought 'Fair Play Mate'.

Or even 'I do that too, wish I knew he was like me sooner'.

Or possibly 'sdfslfowee khfvkhjdsf sfkjhsfk gonna be sick gimme more beer need a kebab....'

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If you're using Firefox you have to go to options-privacy then at the bottom where is says "when using location bar, suggest" select "nothing" from the drop down.

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I think I've been caught with escort sites in my web history. Was mad drunk a few weeks ago, and showing off some stuff on my computer to a couple of girls and guys, clicked on the address bar, and up popped a load of porn and agency sites.

Only problem is that I'm not sure if it really happened. It might have been a dream. I had cleared the history on my browsers (or so I had thought). It's possible that I had missed one of my browsers, but I'm not sure.

Not sure exactly what to do. I'm not coming clean about it, for sure.

*Shuts down browser, looks nervously over shoulder and moves Kleenex to a more discrete location*

I feel for you bro, I'd be mortified if someone I know found out about my little jaunts.

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No, but I'm worried that it'll spread through my friends.

It's a reputation that I don't want to have. My good friends won't care too much, but it will mean that whenever I pull their friends, someone will mention it to them. Meaning I have to find some new friends (or start pulling girls from outside my scene)

Why? Is it something to be ashamed about then? :D :D

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Maybe, just maybe, they thought 'Fair Play Mate'.

Or even 'I do that too, wish I knew he was like me sooner'.

Or possibly 'sdfslfowee khfvkhjdsf sfkjhsfk gonna be sick gimme more beer need a kebab....'

Ha ha, very droll! :D

You could say that your PC had some sort of virus or spyware perhaps that made those sites pop up?

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Just because you were looking at escort sites doesn't mean that you were going to book one.. or perhaps you have a naughty secret fuck buddy (please excuse my language, just don't know how else to put it) that fancied a little hook up with another girl... ;-)

Trust me, because I have years of experience in trying, that finding another playmate on the internet is rare for a mff and also highly complicated... much easier to choose one and pay her as long as that is what she likes to do but of course it takes many hours of research to find exactly the right one and quite possibly hundreds of sites to trawl through! ;-)

Any man that has been seeking the same (again, in my experience very common!) will believe you! And all will most certainly be very jealous!! If it ever comes up, tell them that you booked an escort to join you for an ffm and had the time of your life :-)

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No, but I'm worried that it'll spread through my friends.

It's a reputation that I don't want to have. My good friends won't care too much, but it will mean that whenever I pull their friends, someone will mention it to them. Meaning I have to find some new friends (or start pulling girls from outside my scene)

Well, if you lose your reputation, you can always just stick to paying for it :confused:o

Jack

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You have to be careful showing off your pc to anyone when you've got our hobby, or the porn hobby - i use private browsing - but have come close to being caught out - i had to act quickly one day when my 7 year old son was showing off his pc skills to the wife - he came within 1 click of opening a very private folder -

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Spread the word around that you've just got rid of a virus on your computer that throws up popups of 'dodgy sites'.

Dont go telling everyone just a few people. And if something does come back to them you can blame it on the virus.

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Install Google Chrome. Create a shortcut to it using --incognito on the end, which will launch it in private mode. No trace every time you close the browser! Do your normal browsing in Firefox/IE (I don't recommend IE).

Example shortcut from my Windows 7 machine (shortcut link will vary depending on your OS and username:

C:UsersfetchAppDataLocalGoogleChromeApplicationchrome.exe --incognito

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I think everyone gets caught out sometimes.

My daughter had a wee look one day and I had to blag my way out of it;)

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I think everyone gets caught out sometimes.

My daughter had a wee look one day and I had to blag my way out of it;)

Just so long as she didn't find your advert. That would be an 'innocent explanation' I'd like to have seen. ;)

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Whoever goes public with this information just slur them.

Say they are saying this as you had a picture of them on your computer. It involves them smearing marmite up their arse crack and a labrador rimming them.

You looking at some escort sites will become a non issue next to Marmite Boy.

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Whoever goes public with this information just slur them.

Say they are saying this as you had a picture of them on your computer. It involves them smearing marmite up their arse crack and a labrador rimming them.

You looking at some escort sites will become a non issue next to Marmite Boy.

I'm a member of the hate party.

I'll never be able to french kiss a labrador again!

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The latest firefox has a porn mode - you just switch it on and surf to your hearts content - nothing is recorded. When you are surfing normally then you can switch it off.

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Could you say your little/big bro has been using your computer and you're not sure what they've been up to on it? (Assuming you have a older/younger brother).

On a future note, as mentioned above in IE8 and Firefox pressing 'Ctrl+P' will fire up the private mode, which doesn't store any cookies or history after you close the program.

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I'm a member of the hate party.

I'll never be able to french kiss a labrador again!

I got thrown out of a petting zoo for rimming a lamb.

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