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Health and Safety at Work

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Following on from my tongue in cheek (is that rimming?) post on smoking, I suppose that SPs who work from home should ensure that their place of work is safe?

In some terms this could mean safe ingress and egress, i.e. getting in and getting out, this best achieved with KY jelly I expect?

Also, they should do risk assessments on the various events that go on-is swinging from the chanderlier a safe thing to do and who can the risks be minimised?

In the field of health, is bareback healthy and have the risks been assessd an a process defined to minimise any risks?

Popping Viagra might need to be looked at as well, also performing deep throat with a heavy cold an unable to breathe.

Its all there and I would say that if you are at work, you should comply, that is, unless you are trafficed or co-erced in which case your punters will be breaking the law as well as being unsafe.

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You don't need a heavy (or any) cold for a willy down your throat to hamper your breathing.

However, giving a blowjob whilst up to the eyes in snot is not pleasant. :D

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You don't need a heavy (or any) cold for a willy down your throat to hamper your breathing.

However, giving a blowjob whilst up to the eyes in snot is not pleasant. :(

I seem to have come across so many different tastes on here Amanda, I'm sure there must be someone out there with a fetish for ladies with streaming eyes and bunged up noses who bear the fragrance of eucalyptus and Vicks vap-rub. :confused:

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I seem to have come across so many different tastes on here Amanda, I'm sure there must be someone out there with a fetish for ladies with streaming eyes and bunged up noses who bear the fragrance of eucalyptus and Vicks vap-rub. :confused:

About 10 years ago (10 years??!! where did that go?) I had a phone call one afternoon.

Me: Heddo?

Him: Hello, can I pop round for an incall this afternoon?

Me: I dode dingk dat's a berry dood idea. I'be dot a dinking gold.

Him: That's fine, honestly.

Me: I subbode I good oberdose od lebdip

Him: Ooh... No please don't, I'd rather see you as you are...

*Shudders*

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I like to refer to condoms as my PPE (personal protective equipment). On the cold front I've had chaps try to persuade me to see them when I've been diagnosed with tonsilitis.

No - don't think about the technicalities of that one please.

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I like to refer to condoms as my PPE (personal protective equipment). On the cold front I've had chaps try to persuade me to see them when I've been diagnosed with tonsilitis.

No - don't think about the technicalities of that one please.

Yes, me too.

WHY would you want to put either your tongue or your Percival into an infected throat???????

I will never understand men.

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I do dribble a lot when like that though.......

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I do find giving a BJ when having a bunged up nose is a very difficult thing. Can't breath through my nose so I feel as though I am holing my breath...:confused:

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