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Weirdest WG you have met.

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I was having a not so good punt in a flat in gants hill a few years back now. The girl although she was pretty was very reluctant to show me her body. She kept covering her tits with her arms while I was doing her in mish. When I looked down at my cock entering her pussy she said "Please don't look down there".

After deciding enough was enough I decided to get dressed and go. The door bell rang and she left me to get dressed and went out of the room. As I was about to make my own way out she re-entered the room and shook my hand and introduced herself. I looked at her and said "Erm...You just saw me about 10 minutes ago I'm about to leave now". She looked at me and said "Werent you the guy the maid just let in?" I told her it wasn't me and I'm about to leave. She wished me well and told me to return again. Anybody ever met a wg on the same level as this one??

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The door bell rang and she left me to get dressed and went out of the room. As I was about to make my own way out she re-entered the room and shook my hand and introduced herself. I looked at her and said "Erm...You just saw me about 10 minutes ago I'm about to leave now". ?

LMAO. Oh bless, she sounds like me.

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Not the wierdest WG but certainly my wierdest experience: contacted a girl in The Sport who advertised as a redhead working in Oxford .... gave me a time and a room number in a hotel on the northern outskirts of Oxford. Turned up at the appointed time and place to find the room door slightly ajar .... odd, I thought .... knocked the door and this lovely looking slim girl with long red hair opened the door holding a pillowcase ... Nice, I thought ... turned out she was a hotel room 'manager' who was setting the room up for the next occupants ... she told me that the girl who had the room had left .... bummer, I thought .... that redhead has appeared in my fantasies on many occasions since! Twas an occasion for thinking on my feet ......

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Ariana Chevalier has to be the weirdest I have met not in a horrible way just a little weird compared to other WGs I have been with.

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Two sisters, Brazilian,who had to have drawings done for them to explain OWO,OWOTC etc.

Rolf Harris would have struggled..............

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probably an EE lady I've seen recently who doesn't want me to caress her body but doesn't mind by giving me oral and sex. She said touching is reserved for her husband only.

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I was tempted to see this lady, just to see if she was that bad!

This is not an isolated fr and I still work on the basis that for every fr there are 20+ that never got written.

Jenny of Northampton - are you still out there I wonder?

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=71767

She spent the first five minutes of the session pulling paper tissues out of a box and putting them in a bowl, to no evident purpose whatsoever.

"Nevertheless, other peculiarities of attitude quickly manifested themselves. She admires Hitler. Unsurprisingly, therefore, she is also a racist. She wants a military coup. She is a conspiracy theorist. She believes in pseudo-scientific claptrap after the fashion of Erich von Daniken. She is also a witch and a clairvoyant. Oh dear."

WTF???? I wouldn't mind meeting her myself she sounds like a proper loon.

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She spent the first five minutes of the session pulling paper tissues out of a box and putting them in a bowl, to no evident purpose whatsoever.

On the contrary, there is a very sound and evident purpose, it is so that she can spend the next 15 minutes putting them back in the box.

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On the contrary, there is a very sound and evident purpose, it is so that she can spend the next 15 minutes putting them back in the box.

Ah this should be on Xenia's 'arsing about' thread. Top tips for girls

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Not the wierdest WG but certainly my wierdest experience: contacted a girl in The Sport who advertised as a redhead working in Oxford .... gave me a time and a room number in a hotel on the northern outskirts of Oxford. Turned up at the appointed time and place to find the room door slightly ajar .... odd, I thought .... knocked the door and this lovely looking slim girl with long red hair opened the door holding a pillowcase ... Nice, I thought ... turned out she was a hotel room 'manager' who was setting the room up for the next occupants ... she told me that the girl who had the room had left .... bummer, I thought .... that redhead has appeared in my fantasies on many occasions since! Twas an occasion for thinking on my feet ......

You sure ?

Or was that the girls way of checking out the client and politely sending them walking if she didnt like their looks ...

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I was tempted to see this lady, just to see if she was that bad!

This is not an isolated fr and I still work on the basis that for every fr there are 20+ that never got written.

Jenny of Northampton - are you still out there I wonder?

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=71767

Thank you for posting this. Hysterical.

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You sure ?

Or was that the girls way of checking out the client and politely sending them walking if she didnt like their looks ...

That is genius! I'm impressed by your lateral thinking, ptrleeds.

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Katy in Soho.... fucking gorgeous, amazing tits etc. But almost gags and looks traumatised when giving the most half arsed oral :(

Something weird there :)

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You sure ?

Or was that the girls way of checking out the client and politely sending them walking if she didnt like their looks ...

I never thought of that one! I think the hotel name tag on her suit jacket kind of gave it away and I could see, in the background, that the bed had been stripped ..... it's a fair point though and well made!! I can still remember how good-looking she was .... but then, I am a sucker for redheads ....

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Ive had two weird ones.

First was a lady recomended by another lady who was working out of the big hotel in Southend, up on the hill. When I got in the room if was evident she was pissed and anything was going to go but she was in her lates 50s and a right old stinker. I was 22 at the time. Anyway she suddenly got up and went to sit on my cock uncovered, I quickly stopped her by putting my hand over my cock but she slapped it away, after a struggle she punched me on the nose and kept saying 'let me fuck you'. Sounds funny but it wasnt, she scratched my face and only stopped when I threw her on the floor off the bed. I got up and got out ASAP whilst she threatened to call security. Security in that hotel was a joke cos it was a hotel full of DSS dossers. I did see same women again at a private house years later in Thundersley but declined any service when she opened the door to me. The final time I saw her was at Somerfields at the checkout with my missus and she had about 12-15 bottles of Thunderbird Wine in her trolley, she didnt recognise me, thank fuck!

Second one was a black girl in Wickford at Casino Royale who didnt want to move on from the massage, it went on and on and on...get the picture. Turned out I was the first punter and she didnt know what to do, another WG had to come in and take over!

Ive had other strange experiences but these were the weirdest.

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Second one was a black girl in Wickford at Casino Royale who didnt want to move on from the massage, it went on and on and on...get the picture.

Sounds nice! Prolonged massage. Can you please tell what techiques she was using. I personally get fed up after massaging client for 30-40 min. (I am sure they do also)

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We had a girl work for us who was 'out there'.

The first thing she said to me was, "Hmmmm you have a purple aura around you". She then proceeded to get totally pissed on the wine she'd brought in for herself, bless her the infamous Fiona Wright.

Another girl used to get in at 10 am and open a can of Stella before doing anything else.

Ariel (bless her) is a little effected too but in a quaint way. She once phoned up when running late and claimed she'd been in a coma but would be in for 12 noon.

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Ariel (bless her) is a little effected too but in a quaint way. She once phoned up when running late and claimed she'd been in a coma but would be in for 12 noon.

Blonde moment alert!! :D :D :D

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We had a girl work for us who was 'out there'.

The first thing she said to me was, "Hmmmm you have a purple aura around you". She then proceeded to get totally pissed on the wine she'd brought in for herself, bless her the infamous Fiona Wright.

Another girl used to get in at 10 am and open a can of Stella before doing anything else.

Ariel (bless her) is a little effected too but in a quaint way. She once phoned up when running late and claimed she'd been in a coma but would be in for 12 noon.

I used to work with a girl who'd get pissed before starting her shift, then carry on drinking from 11am until 9pm. She'd have an empty fanta bottle which she filled up with mostly vodka and a little orange. The maid found her stash of vodka in the toilet cistern when she was putting the "Bloo" toilet cleaner in!

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Still think the wierdest one I've met, is the one looking back at me in the mirror!!

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DLxx

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We had a girl work for us who was 'out there'.

The first thing she said to me was, "Hmmmm you have a purple aura around you". She then proceeded to get totally pissed on the wine she'd brought in for herself, bless her the infamous Fiona Wright.

What about the time she phone up Mr D to ask him to tell me not to get on any boats it would end in disaster. She also told me that she had entered one of my dreams as a spirit to rescue me from certain death! Nuts! She was funny though.

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I was having a not so good punt in a flat in gants hill a few years back now. The girl although she was pretty was very reluctant to show me her body. She kept covering her tits with her arms while I was doing her in mish. When I looked down at my cock entering her pussy she said "Please don't look down there".

After deciding enough was enough I decided to get dressed and go. The door bell rang and she left me to get dressed and went out of the room. As I was about to make my own way out she re-entered the room and shook my hand and introduced herself. I looked at her and said "Erm...You just saw me about 10 minutes ago I'm about to leave now". She looked at me and said "Werent you the guy the maid just let in?" I told her it wasn't me and I'm about to leave. She wished me well and told me to return again. Anybody ever met a wg on the same level as this one??

That reminds me of a guy I saw in a nightclub one night. He spent about an hour trying to chat up some rancid old bird. Then he turned away for about 10 seconds and turned back again and said "Hello, what's your name?" as he was so pissed that he thought it was a different woman to the one he had been chatting to,

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I used to work with a girl who'd get pissed before starting her shift, then carry on drinking from 11am until 9pm. She'd have an empty fanta bottle which she filled up with mostly vodka and a little orange. The maid found her stash of vodka in the toilet cistern when she was putting the "Bloo" toilet cleaner in!

This and the other boozing stories in this thread, so severe they're likely to be on par with crack addiction in terms of health damage, sound quite worrying. I wonder how higher the alcoholism rate is among WGs compared to gen pop.

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I was tempted to see this lady, just to see if she was that bad!

This is not an isolated fr and I still work on the basis that for every fr there are 20+ that never got written.

Jenny of Northampton - are you still out there I wonder?

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=71767

You have to admire the courage of a man who accepts corporal punishment from an admirer of Hitler!

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