Chloe Kisses

Guys, what would you do if a lady you had booked died on the job.

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I dont know anyone this has happened to but due to the post regarding the situation the other ways around i was just wondering.

If you had a lady konk out on you mid yeehaa, what would you do. Would you re-dress her and fling her out into the street and make a furtive phone call or would you call 999 and tell the truth.

Alternatively, if a lady started choking, having breathing difficulties or something similar and needed urgent medical treatment or risk not making it to morning would you call 999 or take her to the hospital, would you risk you neighbours hearing the commotion outside your door, would you help and hold your hands up at the possibility of being found out by your other half or would you do anything possible to get shot of her quick as poss to cover your tracks.

I am hoping that most of you would do that former by the way.:)

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Well I dont do outcalls to my home for just such a thing occuring :eek:

So I'll either call the maid or call 999 or get her to the hopital.

If she was actually dead then I wouldnt do a runner. Dead escort and my finger prints all over the place and my name and number in her diary.... wouldnt look good.

And of course take back my share of the booking money which was wasted doing so. :)

Joke! not really....

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I also don't do outcalls to my place, but If the lady konked out on the job, I'd expect a full refund, as she didn't complete her job. (only joking lol)

I would save the ladys life, and she would always be In my debt. :);)

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I also don't do outcalls to my place, but If the lady konked out on the job, I'd expect a full refund, as she didn't complete her job. (only joking lol)

I would save the ladys life, and she would always be In my debt. :);)

Hmm just thinking now....

If a girl konked out on the job i.e. During sex, when your just about climax.... would you carry on and finish off?

Might mistakenly think shes enjoying herself if theres heavy breathing and some strange twitching.....

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As I'm not into Stephen Milligan type services, I would try and resuscitate initially. Call for help, maid or an ambulance. Alright it may be embarrassing but to do a runner would be stupid, you would be traced and get into more grief and greater publicity.

If you start wheezing Chloe, should we assume you are nearly there and carry on until you cum or should we start looking for your inhaler?

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I reckon ..........if my name was NIK

That I'd just consider it a pretty normal punt !!

Get Dressed ..............

Leave ............

and go and post a bloomin good "moan" thread on P'net about lack of responsivness in wg's these days.!!

( Nik , I hope you have broad shoulders today ... I jest ! )

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The thought of me pegging out during an appointment horrifies me :)

"he" could then have a snoop and find not only my million dollar stash but

my really really feelthy pictures.... and home movies

then the relatives come along to do a house clearance and have heart attacks too!

:eek:

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Hmm just thinking now....

If a girl konked out on the job i.e. During sex, when your just about climax.... would you carry on and finish off?

Might mistakenly think shes enjoying herself if theres heavy breathing and some strange twitching.....

In the words of a mate of mine....If i was on the train to Kings cross i wouldn't be jumping off at Kentish Town :):eek:

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Hmm just thinking now....

If a girl konked out on the job i.e. During sex, when your just about climax.... would you carry on and finish off?

Might mistakenly think shes enjoying herself if theres heavy breathing and some strange twitching.....

Depends If It's obvious that she's having a heart attack or something. :)

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I always thought that there are certain situations that you can say "I'd do this or that" until you're blue in the face. But truth is you'll never know unless it happens to you. When that devastating thing happens... you might do anything... and tiny, tiny factors might have an influence on what you do.

Couple of examples. One of my mates... who certainly doesn't lack for "bottle", hefty and extremely fit. He... and everybody who knew him... assumed he's be able to handle himself if it ever came to a punch-up. But come the day he was mugged... he just froze. (He told me he wasn't particularly afraid... he was just so shocked that anybody would attack him that he didn't have a clue what to do.)

Another example. Practically everybody says "Anybody hurts my kids, I'd kill them". But in tragic cases when kids have been deliberately hurt, there have been very few cases of extreme violence in revenge.

So... I reckon honest answer is... practically all of us hope we'd do the right thing. But we can't be sure of that.... not in the face of such a shattering event.

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Panic Panic and Panic :)

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The thought of me pegging out during an appointment horrifies me :)

"he" could then have a snoop and find not only my million dollar stash but

my really really feelthy pictures.... and home movies

then the relatives come along to do a house clearance and have heart attacks too!

:eek:

Adele your relatives wouldn't find anything embarassing, I'd not only have taken your million dollar stash but your pictures and home movies to market. Plus any items of clothing that could be identified from your website as belonging to you would rapidly appear on ebay.

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Well....you could cross necrophilia off the "to do" list :)

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"Might mistakenly think shes enjoying herself if theres heavy breathing and some strange twitching..... "

Yes, some girls giv a piss poor performance, when they are trying to fake it:D

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i once had to take a young lady to hospital in my beat up old morris marina:eek: after she collapsed before the punt in her mayfair flat.she had a huge internal bleed,was extremely greatful later:D

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Assuming that the lady is on an outcall there's only one thing to do in either case. If she has died, Police and Ambulance. If not, A&E/Walk-in centre/your own doctor (if housecalling ones still exist).

If it's an incall, the same applies but with necessary variations according to whether anyone else is around.

And face any music that comes along.

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if a WG would die in my house i would at first write an review that

"she was really not clock watching" :eek:

and the second that "she is offering Necrophilia at no extra fee" :eek::D:D

but to be honest, i like the idea to die myself at a WG - can i book this service

let

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Curiously, a person commits an offence if he intentionally performs an act of penetration with a part of his body or anything else when what is penetrated is a part of the body of a dead person. So if she dies on the job, would we assume he would be ok if he didn't remove it and then pop it back in again for a few seconds just to finish off, so to speak, whilst using a free hand to phone 999 (rather than taking it out momentarily and then performing a new act of penetration, an unimaginably gross and vulgar act).

But if the lady is in the same position and it is the male partner that croaks, unless she pops a plug in (shielding her nostrils from the inevitable result of muscles relaxing at death) she perhaps isn't guilty as she has not penetrated any part of the corpse. The film Kissed was successfully billed as a 'necromance' rather than anything disgusting.

So if you had to go while you were doing it, say you were going to expire at 2.14pm, would you feel you might as well experiment with the dangerously anoxic highs of Ai No Corrida (erotic asphyxial compression of the jugular intensifying orgasmic highs) at 2.10pm, even though it might bring death closer by a minute or two? :eek:

(And if this thread is black humour how dark is it going to go?):)

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In the words of a mate of mine....If i was on the train to Kings cross i wouldn't be jumping off at Kentish Town :):eek:

Nice to know you could keep your old todger erect in the face of a dead or comatose lady. You're a better man than me.

In answer to the OP, I only punt in the UK but do not live there and I am not in a relationship. So I would have no qualms about doing the right thing and offering whatever assistance was required. I would like to think I would face the music even if my circumstances were otherwise.

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As I always call my 'security' when I arrive at an appointment, I would assume upon croaking it, comatozing, etc., the client would call the last number dialled on my phone along with 999.

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(And if this thread is black humour how dark is it going to go?):eek:

And like the previous thread on the subject of girls dying 'on the job' this is in equally bad taste irrespective of who started it, especially given recent events in Bradford. :eek:

IIRC, that thread didn't last a day. :)

B

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ok I know I am guilty of posting silly stuff myself in this thread but.........

isn't it er......... interesting how the thread on "punters dying on the job" created practical and sound advice on dealing with the situation.....

yet this thread has mainly been full of humour and unsavoury stuff

as I said

interesting :)

but of course it is mostly the guys posting so what else can we expect

:eek:

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I dont know anyone this has happened to but due to the post regarding the situation the other ways around i was just wondering.

If you had a lady konk out on you mid yeehaa, what would you do. Would you re-dress her and fling her out into the street and make a furtive phone call or would you call 999 and tell the truth.

Alternatively, if a lady started choking, having breathing difficulties or something similar and needed urgent medical treatment or risk not making it to morning would you call 999 or take her to the hospital, would you risk you neighbours hearing the commotion outside your door, would you help and hold your hands up at the possibility of being found out by your other half or would you do anything possible to get shot of her quick as poss to cover your tracks.

I am hoping that most of you would do that former by the way.:)

What a question! I'm good, but not that good!

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If you start wheezing Chloe, should we assume you are nearly there and carry on until you cum or should we start looking for your inhaler?

No, just give me a slap on the back and a glass of lucazade, oh yes, and shave your balls more carefully next time :)

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And like the previous thread on the subject of girls dying 'on the job' this is in equally bad taste irrespective of who started it, especially given recent events in Bradford. :eek:

IIRC, that thread didn't last a day. :)

B

No it is not bad taste at all. This thread is about ladies passing away of natural causes. It is not linked in any way to the terrible things that happened to those ladies and for you to infer that it could be is a tad disrespectful to them i feel.The ladies you mention were murdered,snatched away from their lives, loved ones, dreams and ambitions by yet another total bastard of a human being, please dont reduce what happened to them by using them as an excuse to moan about my thread just because it is not to your personal liking, if it is not,then ignore it eh.

Or is this just a case of someone not likeing to hear the other side of the coin perhaps.

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