Autumn Temptation

Vaginal insurance

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As per a conversation and a bit of a giggle in the chat room…

Ladies if you could, would you insure your vagina?

As this is a business and your pussy is a commodity and of course you are selling it, it could be insured.

When you have sick days your insurance would cover your bills ( like a credit card insurance does, you know you get the insurance and if you can't work, the insurance pays for the bill until you are able to work again.)

If it is damaged in the course of 'work' , or if it's permanently damaged you would get a 'payout'

So would you?

I know a few porn stars have done this and I know the laws in the USA are different, but if an insurance company was willing would you insure your pussy?

Guys what would your thoughts be on a WG who did this?

Would you think she is above herself , or would you think that she is within her rights to do it and think it's good work economics?

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As per a conversation and a bit of a giggle in the chat room…

Ladies if you could, would you insure your vagina?

As this is a business and your pussy is a commodity and of course you are selling it, it could be insured.

When you have sick days your insurance would cover your bills ( like a credit card insurance does, you know you get the insurance and if you can't work, the insurance pays for the bill until you are able to work again.)

If it is damaged in the course of 'work' , or if it's permanently damaged you would get a 'payout'

So would you?

I know a few porn stars have done this and I know the laws in the USA are different, but if an insurance company was willing would you insure your pussy?

Guys what would your thoughts be on a WG who did this?

Would you think she is above herself , or would you think that she is within her rights to do it and think it's good work economics?

Don't forget that your insurance would not cover you if you damaged your vagina during social, domestic or pleasure activities. Only work.

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Don't forget that your insurance would not cover you if you damaged your vagina during social, domestic or pleasure activities. Only work.

Being that work is a social, domestic, and pleasurable activity then that statement has screwed the whole concept.

But if you mean that within the perameters of an escort working environment then yes obviously the insurance would not cover partners, one night stands, or shagging the local barman after closing.

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Being that work is a social, domestic, and pleasurable activity then that statement has screwed the whole concept.

But if you mean that within the perameters of an escort working environment then yes obviously the insurance would not cover partners, one night stands, or shagging the local barman after closing.

You'd need a rider clause. ;)

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Yes hello Is that Aviva Insurance? I'd like to Insure my fanny please, It's my only means of business,

Certainly madame, how much use has It had?

Well son It's had more pricks than a pin cussion, but still tight and In good working order. :);)

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and each pussy would need a full inspection prior to the insurance becoming valid to ensure ..............

No Flaws

No Misuse and

Only fair wear and tear considering the 'mileage' of the owner.

and ensuring no Plastic surgery

now there's a job !

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and each pussy would need a full inspection prior to the insurance becoming valid to ensure ..............

No Flaws

No Misuse and

Only fair wear and tear considering the 'mileage' of the owner.

and ensuring no Plastic surgery

now there's a job !

I'm no gynaecologist but I'll take a look. :););)

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I'd guess a wg having vagina insurance would scare off a lot of clients afraid of being sued.

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Saga tend to offer the best deal, if you are of mature years.

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Well I would clock my mileage, ringer in EsSEX alert, one careful lady owner, lol

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Don't forget that your insurance would not cover you if you damaged your vagina during social, domestic or pleasure activities. Only work.

Would be a difficult one to prove.

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I'd guess a wg having vagina insurance would scare off a lot of clients afraid of being sued.

;)

Just imagine the court summons...

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Lloyds of London will insure anything

Try them:D

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What about third party , fire and theft?

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And if I had and "accident" while off work I'd still claim. You think they'd come after me with fraud charges? ;)

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you'll need an inspection to be carried out before insurance can commence,and luckily for you ,and me,i am the registered pussy inspector for mk,i will do an an unannounced visit to check all is in working order;)

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you'll need an inspection to be carried out before insurance can commence,and luckily for you ,and me,i am the registered pussy inspector for mk,i will do an an unannounced visit to check all is in working order;)

Maybe we should get the govt to introduce pussy MOT's!

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There's enough cunts working in the insurance business already.

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Kinky takes a bow!

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Maybe we should get the govt to introduce pussy MOT's!

But we have that already. They are called Gynecologists and they get paid big time, to check under our hoods :P.

****I'll get my coat, thank you.....****

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Maybe we should get the govt to introduce pussy MOT's!

free re - tests within 14 days:)

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How about Penis insurance for us blokes? ;)

Seriously, supposing our banjo string/Helmet strap (call it what you will) snapped :P

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Ive always agreed with whay someone put on here

that 'pussy' should be quoted in the financial papers on the commodities page

Im sure the rise in price outstrips copper

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How about Penis insurance for us blokes? :)

Seriously, supposing our banjo string/Helmet strap (call it what you will) snapped :P

I've broken two, ;) not my fault but still...

Besides are you using your tickle tackle for moetary gain? if so you should insure it, specially against lack of usage, or erectile disfuction due to lack of use.

Indemnity clause in a marrige anyone... :):o

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Can I please have a straight laced answer now that the humour has somewhat died out...

A answer to the question posed please...

Anyone...

going once...

going twice...

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