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Had an unbelievable experience today. I'll not mention the girl or agency's name to spare their blushes. Chose a girl that I havn't seen before with an agency that I often use which has flats in Glasgow. Fantastic start to the punt, glass of wine, french kissing, mutual oral - the really wet sloppy oral that I love and then a short discussion on what position we would begin with. She then reaches over to the bedside drawer for a condom - none there, into her handbag - none tbere, empties her hold-all on the floor, out came toys, leather gear and all sorts of role play equipment but, you guessed it No Condoms. All the while I'm lying with a raging hard-on. She had arrived by taxi and reckoned that she must have left her family size pack of condoms in the cab. There was nothing for it but for us both to get dressed - ever tried stuffing a hard cock back into your jeans - and drive to a local petrol station where she went in and bought several boxes. Of course there was a queue at the till and we both received some funny looks. I have to say we had a right good laugh about it and the punt, when it got re-started was brilliant but in 15 years of punting this was a first.

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:P I found that quite funny to read esp the bit about stuffing your hard on in your pants.......and what with the family size pack......shouldn't it be called NO FAMILY SIZE PACK..;):o

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There was nothing for it but for us both to get dressed - ever tried stuffing a hard cock back into your jeans - and drive to a local petrol station where she went in and bought several boxes.

I trust that she stopped the clock for the "excursion"?

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This is a post about a WG who lost her condoms?Has been known. Not me of course - that's something I always check.

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I've done it once or twice...

Got to the hotel to realise that I am missing the vital equiptment. ;)

As I always use the lobby toilets before the ensuing fun begins, I always check I have all my stuff, whilst in there.

Needless to say £2/3 in the vending machine and nobody was any the wiser.

So I can't say I have had a similar experience, but can quite believe that a WG forgot the vital equiptment.

We are all scatty at times and fully human so completely failible. :P

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I was once on an overnighter when we had ran out of condoms, we started the evening with a few sexual positions that included using a few condoms, and after cleaning ourselves up, decided to go for a meal and a drink, later on, we decided to continue where we had left off, and realised the escort had ran out of condoms.

Not being shy, I phoned the hotel night reception, for info where I could buy some from an all night chemist, only to be told that there was a condom machine with stock in the gents toilets containing a pack of three :P:o:o.

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Had an unbelievable experience today. I'll not mention the girl or agency's name to spare their blushes. Chose a girl that I havn't seen before with an agency that I often use which has flats in Glasgow. Fantastic start to the punt, glass of wine, french kissing, mutual oral - the really wet sloppy oral that I love and then a short discussion on what position we would begin with. She then reaches over to the bedside drawer for a condom - none there, into her handbag - none tbere, empties her hold-all on the floor, out came toys, leather gear and all sorts of role play equipment but, you guessed it No Condoms. All the while I'm lying with a raging hard-on. She had arrived by taxi and reckoned that she must have left her family size pack of condoms in the cab. There was nothing for it but for us both to get dressed - ever tried stuffing a hard cock back into your jeans - and drive to a local petrol station where she went in and bought several boxes. Of course there was a queue at the till and we both received some funny looks. I have to say we had a right good laugh about it and the punt, when it got re-started was brilliant but in 15 years of punting this was a first.

I dont find this difficult to believe at all, it has happened to me a number of times over the years, and its one reason i always have condoms with me when punting, although due to nutters some WGs dont want to use punters condoms in my experience which is fair enough.

The good thing was you had a brilliant time and i bet this incident makes you remember this punt in the future over punts that went smoothly, my punt that nearly wasnt last year will definately remain memorable to me.:P

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Never happened to me but i do know a lady who used to take one condom on an outcall appointment, if she didnt like the guy she would stick her nail into it as she was rolling it on and declare "oh no, and its my last one" as innocently as she could muster and then offer him a wank instead. Funnily enough she never ran out in the course of nicking someones regular client (or attempting too):P

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I dont find this difficult to believe at all, it has happened to me a number of times over the years, and its one reason i always have condoms with me when punting, although due to nutters some WGs dont want to use punters condoms in my experience which is fair enough.

The good thing was you had a brilliant time and i bet this incident makes you remember this punt in the future over punts that went smoothly, my punt that nearly wasnt last year will definately remain memorable to me.:P

why not do they think we are going to tamper with them or something?

I always have some with me just in case

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Never happened to me but i do know a lady who used to take one condom on an outcall appointment, if she didnt like the guy she would stick her nail into it as she was rolling it on and declare "oh no, and its my last one" as innocently as she could muster and then offer him a wank instead. Funnily enough she never ran out in the course of nicking someones regular client (or attempting too):P

Oh not to worry love i didnt have enough money for a full shag anyway here you go thats all i have! ;)

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why not do they think we are going to tamper with them or something?

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why not do they think we are going to tamper with them or something?

I always have some with me just in case

Yes as SaS said by putting one or more pinpricks in them. Unfortunately i have heard this has happened, so some WGs are ultra cautious and i dont blame them.

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one of the first advices i`ve received was "always have some condoms with you when you gonna meet a WG" now i understand why this guy told me :P

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Yes as SaS said by putting one or more pinpricks in them. Unfortunately i have heard this has happened, so some WGs are ultra cautious and i dont blame them.

As you say Smiths you have heard of it happening...

I would say to you finn... and others.

It's not so much 'wanting to get a girl pregnant' as it is they want the condom to burst so they can have BB sex with us, and spunk in us.

Most WG's have more than one form of birth control.

Just thought I would mention this before it ends in an argument.

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Oh not to worry love i didnt have enough money for a full shag anyway here you go thats all i have! :P

Lol you would have thought someone would have said that wouldnt you, but she got away with it time and time again.

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