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preparation for a punt?

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What kind of routine do you guys go through to make sure you are well prepared for a punt - esp. a marathon punt with a young fitty. Problem I seem to have is I am not exactly an olympic athlete, although I'm not morbidly obese or something, and will get tired after doing just normal mish. Especially having problems when I take viagra as I think it causes lowered blood pressure.

Are there any special foods you eat,exercises you would do beforehand?

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What kind of routine do you guys go through to make sure you are well prepared for a punt - esp. a marathon punt with a young fitty. Problem I seem to have is I am not exactly an olympic athlete, although I'm not morbidly obese or something, and will get tired after doing just normal mish. Especially having problems when I take viagra as I think it causes lowered blood pressure.

Are there any special foods you eat,exercises you would do beforehand?

Generally I avoid marathon punts with young fitties! Just make sure I'm clean, reasonably dressed, don;t smell too bad and what hair I've got left isn't a mess. I sometimes hold my stomach in at first, till the pants come off and it becomes pointless. :P

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What kind of routine do you guys go through to make sure you are well prepared for a punt - esp. a marathon punt with a young fitty. Problem I seem to have is I am not exactly an olympic athlete, although I'm not morbidly obese or something, and will get tired after doing just normal mish. Especially having problems when I take viagra as I think it causes lowered blood pressure.

Are there any special foods you eat,exercises you would do beforehand?

Being a very unfit fat fucker i struggle through somehow but dont eat till after the punt when a lovely greasy doner kebab goes down a treat.

The extent of my exercise routine is walking to my car and using various parts of my body to drive it to the punt, i then have to walk to the WGs which sometimes includes stairs unfortunately, once last year the lift wasnt working at one place and i had to walk up 9 flights, this was to a 3 hour party and the host had "forgotten to mention" the lift was out. I was knackered before any sex had taken place but i recovered amazingly quickly when faced with 4 naked ladies. Amazing what adrenalin can do.:P

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Wash thoroughly all over; clean teeth with care; dress in clean kit (socks, pants and shirt certainly) and be well on time, so you don't have to worry about pitching up all sweaty. If she offers/suggests a shower, don't say "I've already washed this week, darling, thank-you" but just avail yourself of her offer.

Then enjoy her!

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A cold shower is a good idea. wgs comment of how high and tight my scrotum is, apparently a good thing. Havent had a hot bath for 20 yrs.

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Clean clothes, cleaned teeth, and always insist on a shower when I get there. If the first time, make sure I know the way without having to ask anyone (the joys of Google maps or Multimap).

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I wear clean clothes, shower, have teeth brushed & mouthwash. Aftershave balm. Avoid garlic for 24 hours if possible, maybe even some pineapple if the girl does CIM. A shave down below if Im looking a bit hairy. Have the right money plus a bit for a tip if the lady deserves it. I check the place out for location and parking.

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All punts: close shave, yank any nose hairs, extra teeth cleaning and flossing, mouthwash, cut and smooth-off fingernails, shower, sexiest undies, decent clothes.

In addition:-

One-hour or more with independent: save up cum for at least a week to (1) give really good cum shot (whether CIM, cum on tits or whatever), and (2) give me a good chance of a second cumming.

Parlour: have a wank one hour before appointment to maximise shagging time (ie there's no chance of me cumming twice in 20 or 30 mins but every chance of cumming in the first 30 seconds).

I try to keep in shape, lots of walking, some running, press-ups and small weights. If anticipating a CIM appointment I drink lots of fluids for a few days before, eat lots of fruit and drink pineapple juice - all because I once read it makes your cum taste better. I was once complimented on its taste so perhaps it actually works!

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All punts: close shave, yank any nose hairs, extra teeth cleaning and flossing, mouthwash, cut and smooth-off fingernails, shower, sexiest undies, decent clothes.

In addition:-

One-hour or more with independent: save up cum for at least a week to (1) give really good cum shot (whether CIM, cum on tits or whatever), and (2) give me a good chance of a second cumming.

Parlour: have a wank one hour before appointment to maximise shagging time (ie there's no chance of me cumming twice in 20 or 30 mins but every chance of cumming in the first 30 seconds).

I try to keep in shape, lots of walking, some running, press-ups and small weights. If anticipating a CIM appointment I drink lots of fluids for a few days before, eat lots of fruit and drink pineapple juice - all because I once read it makes your cum taste better. I was once complimented on its taste so perhaps it actually works!

Some good advice there IMO although i dont do most of it, perhaps i might though. Pineapple juice 100% makes spunk taste sweeter, i saw it being discussed on a Porn documentary, all the actors and actresses confirmed it did and i Googled it which said the same.

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I take three different strength aromas along with a gas mask and cotton wool balls; several mix CDs full of bangin’ choons, an Arab strap, a cock ring, a diverse range of floggers, a butt plug and a latex hood. Additionally, I carry a heavy collar with two chain leads of different lengths, a packet of wooden clothes pegs, a pack of four 100 mg Viagra (in case I decide to extend the booking), a large shoulder bag and a drawing tube to accommodate some of the longer whips.

To complete the inventory I ensure that I have tissues, a flannel or bandana, a bottle of water, money, credit cards, sunglasses, a large packet of Skittles and my Freedom Pass.

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What kind of routine do you guys go through to make sure you are well prepared for a punt

Fashion clingons into an athletically pleasing, yet still distinctively male arrangement.

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Some good advice there IMO although i dont do most of it, perhaps i might though. Pineapple juice 100% makes spunk taste sweeter, i saw it being discussed on a Porn documentary, all the actors and actresses confirmed it did and i Googled it which said the same.

Should save money on milk of magnesia then! (which never really looks quite the same).

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I find that a good going over with the wire brush and Dettol is always appreciated.

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I find that a good going over with the wire brush and Dettol is always appreciated.

A trifle OTT IMHO, especially if the lady has delicate skin.

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GOOGLE the area like mad so I know every road, nook and cranny. It makes me feel less conspicious as I amble to the ladies apartment

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Abstaining from wanking till the punt. (Although a little rub (not to completion) is okay)

Book as soon as possible.

Not shaving a few days before punt so its better to have a close shave on the day.

Night before:

Wash all punting clothes (even washing the coat), black trousers, expensive shirt, black/D. navy socks and boxers.

Fill up car with petrol, go to cash point if necessary,

Buy chocolates/wine/etc as ice breaker gift,

Count money, put in envelope, put in jacket pocket,

Count "extra" cash just in case and put in seperate jacket pocket.

Fresh chewing gum bought and put in jacket,

Top up mobile phone, charge battery,

Work out where punt is on google maps, put A to in car,

Put parking money in jacket,

Post-it note with her name, number and addess on put in jacket.

Iron clothes (even Boxers)

Intense teeth cleaning, flossing, scraping, mouth wash....

Hot shower before straight to bed.

Two hours before punt, clean teeth, shower, shave,

Phone to confirm booking,

Apply lynx, Davidoff aftershave, hair gel to music such as ..

Punt B

Get dressed,

Travel to punt,

Ring bell,

No answer,

Ring bell again,

No answer,

Ring her phone,

No answer,

Ring bell again,

No answer,

Go home,

Drink wine that was gift,

Eat chocolates that was gift,

Order chinese,

Eat chinese

Get drunk on beer from Petrol station,

Have wank watching Bangbabes and Elite Nights......

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Wash thoroughly all over; clean teeth with care; dress in clean kit (socks, pants and shirt certainly) and be well on time, so you don't have to worry about pitching up all sweaty. If she offers/suggests a shower, don't say "I've already washed this week, darling, thank-you" but just avail yourself of her offer.

Then enjoy her!

Not forgetting to cut toe nails :D

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