NIK

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Phew!! I thought you had excelled yourself for a minute there NIK :D. Pleased it wasn't your dosh paying for unsatisfactory services on this occasion.

The chap does sound a bit sad though. £500 an hour he should be doing some research at least. I'd find it hard to believe it was from an 'otherwise excellent agency.'

Even 'tacky' wee Abacus at eighty quid an hour would give a free re-run if a girl did that. :)

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http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=98254

Fucking hell! :)

Jimmy would be mortified. :D

And it's the guy's first report!

Will it be his last :D

What a fucking mug is my first reaction. Hephaestion was asking yesterday about expensive punts posters had seen in FRs, this is up there in my opinion.

Unless you know them or know someone who has recommended them never trust an Agency as i certainly dont anymore. I certainly wouldnt pay £500 an hour in any punting circumstances. I can get 8-12 hours parting or 4-5 great 121s for that.

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Do you think that is for real?

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Thats outrageous! To pay that amount Is crazy, but to get just a hand job, even If It was only a £100 punt I'd be right on to the agency wanting my money back.

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I was going to comment that it was probably £50 not £500 but then I noticed that it says £500 a hour on the website:eek:

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I guess every agency has a particular target audience that they seek to cater for. Carmen's Secrets' target audience is obviously people with more money than sense.

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I guess every agency has a particular target audience that they seek to cater for. Carmen's Secrets' target audience is obviously people with more money than sense.

Exactly, you don't automatically get a better punt because you pay more. :D

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Do you think that is for real?

Im a bit suspicious to be honest. Im sure I read the FR yesterday but couldnt see an Amy on the site.

But 500 quid, first time reporter, no reports on Carmens secrets since 2004.

Yet he pays 500 quid an hour and his first moan is on here in a FR?

If its true, then hes a moron for spending 500 quid an hour without at least checking the very FRs on the agency hes using....

On the other hand.....

10 oclock at night on Saturday.....after the England match......I bet he turned up plastered!

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I can get five hours at my local Chinese parlour for that money.

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Im sure I read the FR yesterday but couldnt see an Amy on the site.

Here you go.

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I can get five hours at my local Chinese parlour for that money.

Or five for an hour..... :D

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OMG for once....im speachless

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If this is true, I don't understand why these fellas don't walk out in the first place. If I on first impressions met the girl at the door and I could tell she had been playing silly buggers with her pictures on her website, I'd have got bad omens from the start and not carried on with the appointment.

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On the other hand it was quite cheap. The HR was worth say, thirty quid, and the rest was scam.

There's downstairs clubs in Soho that wouldn't even have given him HR for that. They would probably round up the £470 to five hundred or whatever was in his nearest cash machine.

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If this is true, I don't understand why these fellas don't walk out in the first place. If I on first impressions met the girl at the door and I could tell she had been playing silly buggers with her pictures on her website, I'd have got bad omens from the start and not carried on with the appointment.

But most punters will go through with a punt, as they're here now, and thats what girls and agencies like this rely on.

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This is why I have never used an agency and never will. Parlours and independents backed up with research and FRs.

First girl I looked up on the Carmensecrets website was £750 per hour. She's pretty but nothing special - lots of make up and professional photography but I'm sure she wouldn't be anything special at Sandys in Manchester or in Milton Keynes. Super hot babes for £120 an hour and you know what you will get.

Absolute madness - some people get a kick out of paying exorbitant rates. Bragging about a £750 high class escort to their mates - the "My mercedes cost more than yours" childish morons.

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Well, at least the agency was true to its word: "Amy is definately [sic] has the "WOW" factor".

Why Oh Why? :D

I reckon they must've mean the WTF factor.

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Absolute madness - some people get a kick out of paying exorbitant rates. Bragging about a £750 high class escort to their mates - the "My mercedes cost more than yours" childish morons.

It might be absolute madness QTM - but I don't think we should assume he was bragging here.

I saw this review yesterday and thought ho-hum, but must admit, I didn't notice the price.

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It gets worse - just had another look at carmensecrets. They have a lady called Kianna at £1,000 per hour and there is no full facial photo!

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It gets worse - just had another look at carmensecrets. They have a lady called Kianna at £1,000 per hour and there is no full facial photo!

It's just as well Jimmy's on holiday he'd love this thread! :D

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It gets worse - just had another look at carmensecrets. They have a lady called Kianna at £1,000 per hour and there is no full facial photo!

There do seem to be some "members only" pictures so regular punters can see the girl's faces. Though, if the experience of the writer of the original FR is anything to go by, they can't have many repeat clients.

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It gets worse - just had another look at carmensecrets. They have a lady called Kianna at £1,000 per hour and there is no full facial photo!

JRC would go spare.

I think we can safely say Carmen Secrets is an agency that caters for banker wankers.

;)

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just a few years back i payed 1/2 that for a overnight with a very fit young WG :(

but fools and there money ! lol

just goes to show its not wot you pay ;)

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