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Lucky Punters!

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After threads on religion, drugs, the law, and street girls I thought I'd lighten things up and share some thoughts on my take on punting.

We are physiologically designed to enjoy sex - nature decrees we procreate and ensures that it is an enjoyable activity. We may enjoy football, golf, beer, holidays, etc but we have not evolved specifically to enjoy these things and some people do and some don't. Therefore, those of us who pursue this hobby are simply partaking in what we are all naturally designed to enjoy.

However, we lucky punters get to enjoy this natural and fun activity with ladies who are not at our equivalent level of age, looks, etc. In fact some of the ladies we share these experiences with are about as georgeous as it gets - premier league material and accomplished in sexual skills.

So here's my point. For the guys who like football, will they ever score the winning goal at Wembley? Will the golfers ever birdie the 18th to win the Open? Will the car enthusiasts ever win the Monaco Grand Prix? Of course not - but we lucky punters can realistically achieve the punting equivalent. I have had a good number of experiences that I would consider to be the equivalent of winning the league - premier league ecstasy with premier league ladies. (Of course there are some bad times occasionally).

In what other human pursuit is it possible for an ordinary guy to regularly hit this pinnacle?

And last, but not least, a big thank you to all the ladies on here for helping us have so many good times!

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One doesn't normally describe oneself as "lucky" if buying a service - unless you get an incredibly good bargain.

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After threads on religion, drugs, the law, and street girls I thought I'd lighten things up and share some thoughts on my take on punting.

We are physiologically designed to enjoy sex - nature decrees we procreate and ensures that it is an enjoyable activity. We may enjoy football, golf, beer, holidays, etc but we have not evolved specifically to enjoy these things and some people do and some don't. Therefore, those of us who pursue this hobby are simply partaking in what we are all naturally designed to enjoy.

However, we lucky punters get to enjoy this natural and fun activity with ladies who are not at our equivalent level of age, looks, etc. In fact some of the ladies we share these experiences with are about as georgeous as it gets - premier league material and accomplished in sexual skills.

So here's my point. For the guys who like football, will they ever score the winning goal at Wembley? Will the golfers ever birdie the 18th to win the Open? Will the car enthusiasts ever win the Monaco Grand Prix? Of course not - but we lucky punters can realistically achieve the punting equivalent. I have had a good number of experiences that I would consider to be the equivalent of winning the league - premier league ecstasy with premier league ladies. (Of course there are some bad times occasionally).

In what other human pursuit is it possible for an ordinary guy to regularly hit this pinnacle?

And last, but not least, a big thank you to all the ladies on here for helping us have so many good times!

My adult lifes favourite pursuit has been punting with as many WGs as possible, i consider myself very lucky to have shagged the ladies i have, its a bloody great hobby and those that dont punt and put up with nothing or very little having to sherman a lot are missing out big time in my view.

For many years i have much preferred paying for sex rather than going down the affair route. Being totally selfish i have never felt guilt for at times sneaking behind my partners back, fucking WGs gives me the variety i require, its my spice.:rolleyes:

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One doesn't normally describe oneself as "lucky" if buying a service - unless you get an incredibly good bargain.

Indeed. But perhaps we can consider ourselves lucky that we can afford it. :rolleyes:

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My adult lifes favourite pursuit has been punting with as many WGs as possible, i consider myself very lucky to have shagged the ladies i have, its a bloody great hobby and those that dont punt and put up with nothing or very little having to sherman a lot are missing out big time in my view.

For many years i have much preferred paying for sex rather than going down the affair route. Being totally selfish i have never felt guilt for at times sneaking behind my partners back, fucking WGs gives me the variety i require, its my spice.:rolleyes:

I agree xxx

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After threads on religion, drugs, the law, and street girls I thought I'd lighten things up and share some thoughts on my take on punting.

We are physiologically designed to enjoy sex - nature decrees we procreate and ensures that it is an enjoyable activity. We may enjoy football, golf, beer, holidays, etc but we have not evolved specifically to enjoy these things and some people do and some don't. Therefore, those of us who pursue this hobby are simply partaking in what we are all naturally designed to enjoy.

However, we lucky punters get to enjoy this natural and fun activity with ladies who are not at our equivalent level of age, looks, etc. In fact some of the ladies we share these experiences with are about as georgeous as it gets - premier league material and accomplished in sexual skills.

So here's my point. For the guys who like football, will they ever score the winning goal at Wembley? Will the golfers ever birdie the 18th to win the Open? Will the car enthusiasts ever win the Monaco Grand Prix? Of course not - but we lucky punters can realistically achieve the punting equivalent. I have had a good number of experiences that I would consider to be the equivalent of winning the league - premier league ecstasy with premier league ladies. (Of course there are some bad times occasionally).

In what other human pursuit is it possible for an ordinary guy to regularly hit this pinnacle?

And last, but not least, a big thank you to all the ladies on here for helping us have so many good times!

It's called money. The comparisons you make above are achieved by hard work, commitment, sacrifice and luck. Paying for sex eliminates most of those 'chores' and buys you an 'in'. Harsh but true.

A comparison would be to identify the girl of dreams then getting into her knickers without putting your hand in your pocket and using the talents you were born with.

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I'm as realistic as the next guy about the deal we have here, sex for money wrapped in an illusion. But yes, we are lucky. We have a great choice, fantastic women and the money to buy into the dream.

As someone said sometime "fill yer boots!"

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We sure are lucky, when you look at how some other animals have to have sex.

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For the guys who like football, will they ever score the winning goal at Wembley? Will the golfers ever birdie the 18th to win the Open? Will the car enthusiasts ever win the Monaco Grand Prix? Of course not - but we lucky punters can realistically achieve the punting equivalent.

I should think the punting equivalent of scoring the winning goat etc etc would be to be able to perform like a porn star and come four times an hour. I don't think that will ever be me no matter how much I spend on my hobby:(

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We sure are lucky, when you look at how some other animals have to have sex.

Do you mean like in public, with David Attenborough filming them, and over in about ten seconds?

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We sure are lucky, when you look at how some other animals have to have sex.

Yes I much prefer to be 'eaten' before sex than afterwards.:rolleyes:

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So here's my point. For the guys who like football, will they ever score the winning goal at Wembley? Will the golfers ever birdie the 18th to win the Open? Will the car enthusiasts ever win the Monaco Grand Prix? Of course not - but we lucky punters can realistically achieve the punting equivalent. I have had a good number of experiences that I would consider to be the equivalent of winning the league - premier league ecstasy with premier league ladies. (Of course there are some bad times occasionally).

Well maybe it's the young ladies who help keep the old bod up for it.

Spent last weekend at the Masters Champs for my other sport. There's a lot of satisfaction for a guy, who was just a good club performer in youth, putting one over the good guys of 40 years ago.

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It sure beats the fuck out of philately (No, that's not Irish Dancing!!) and Train Spotting!!

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It's called money. The comparisons you make above are achieved by hard work, commitment, sacrifice and luck. Paying for sex eliminates most of those 'chores' and buys you an 'in'. Harsh but true.

A comparison would be to identify the girl of dreams then getting into her knickers without putting your hand in your pocket and using the talents you were born with.

Most things are about money. It costs money to play golf, to have a good night out, etc. The point is that I can have a great half hour with a cracking girl in Manchester for not much more than it costs to see one of their premier league football teams. I'll bet many of the guys on the terraces would hope they could score a Sandys Superstar babe but haven't made or are unable to make that move to become a punter. I aint thinking about the football when I'm punting, but I'll bet they are thinking about sex during the game.

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Sorry I must be mistaken and having read your initial post I still am.

I wrongly presumed you were talking about reaching a pinnacle in ones chosen past time as you'd made references to scoring at Wembley and driving a Formula 1 car in a Gran Prix. As I stated those things take hard work and commitment.

Seeing the best working girl just takes money. Fresh breath and a freshly washed scrotum are a bonus too but the smell of cash may overpower her too if you can't be arsed.

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Sorry I must be mistaken and having read your initial post I still am.

I wrongly presumed you were talking about reaching a pinnacle in ones chosen past time as you'd made references to scoring at Wembley and driving a Formula 1 car in a Gran Prix. As I stated those things take hard work and commitment.

Seeing the best working girl just takes money. Fresh breath and a freshly washed scrotum are a bonus too but the smell of cash may overpower her too if you can't be arsed.

Actually I think I misinterpretered your post - sorry. Got it now. All I am saying really is that we are lucky enough to regularly fulfil a dream :rolleyes:

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Sorry I must be mistaken and having read your initial post I still am.

I wrongly presumed you were talking about reaching a pinnacle in ones chosen past time as you'd made references to scoring at Wembley and driving a Formula 1 car in a Gran Prix. As I stated those things take hard work and commitment.

Seeing the best working girl just takes money. Fresh breath and a freshly washed scrotum are a bonus too but the smell of cash may overpower her too if you can't be arsed.

A true realists view. The lucky part for me is having punted with as many good or better WGs that i have given the amount to choose from and my old dick thinking, thinking, especially before the net.:rolleyes:

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It sure beats the fuck out of philately (No, that's not Irish Dancing!!) and Train Spotting!!

I agree sir. I've tried it but was told "philately will get you nowhere". ;)

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Sorry I must be mistaken and having read your initial post I still am.

I wrongly presumed you were talking about reaching a pinnacle in ones chosen past time as you'd made references to scoring at Wembley and driving a Formula 1 car in a Gran Prix. As I stated those things take hard work and commitment.

Seeing the best working girl just takes money. Fresh breath and a freshly washed scrotum are a bonus too but the smell of cash may overpower her too if you can't be arsed.

I agree with this. I'd just add 'penis and other key areas' to the 'freshly washed' list.

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I certainly regard myself as lucky on two counts. Firstly that I stumbled upon this "hobby" in the first place and secondly that I earn enough disposable income to actually sustain it. Long may both last.

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