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Milton Keynes the capital for escorts?

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I am wandering due to many parlours,many independents and have to say the( 1 of most county/areas), reviewed on Punternet for escorts & parlours!

My Q is, is it the hub of the escorting Empire??? It seems MK to have the most reviewee's from many differnt girls/establishmernts even more than London.On the independent side ,i was amazed how many are located in MK,is this a new REDLIGHT zone thats a big secret??

Discuss:cool:

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I am wandering due to many parlours,many independents and have to say the( 1 of most county/areas), reviewed on Punternet for escorts & parlours!

My Q is, is it the hub of the escorting Empire??? It seems MK to have the most reviewee's from many differnt girls/establishmernts even more than London.On the independent side ,i was amazed how many are located in MK,is this a new REDLIGHT zone thats a big secret??

Discuss:cool:

I don't think it's any secret ;) the MK scene and its girls have been discussed in many many threads on here. Per capita, it must be the punting capital of the UK along with Manchester.

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Has the MK thing not already been done to death ;) getting tedious now

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Has the MK thing not already been done to death ;) getting tedious now

May come as a surprise but reading threads isn't compulsory you know.

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I am wandering due to many parlours,many independents and have to say the( 1 of most county/areas), reviewed on Punternet for escorts & parlours!

My Q is, is it the hub of the escorting Empire??? It seems MK to have the most reviewee's from many differnt girls/establishmernts even more than London.On the independent side ,i was amazed how many are located in MK,is this a new REDLIGHT zone thats a big secret??

Discuss:cool:

I remember when Milton Keynes was dead apart from some old-style brothels, some chancers and some streetwalkers. All that changed with the arrival of House of Divine. From the outset they set high standards: selecting decent premises, employing good girls, and fully utilizing the latest internet wizardry. They treated their customers with respect and their customers responded with loyalty. Milton Keynes very quickly became a punting oasis that attracted travellers from far and wide. New parlours and a multitude of indies sprang up to cater for the huge pool of punters. Even today, after the closure of HoDMK, the legacy lives on with three excellent parlours built using the blueprint that House of Divine drew.

Finn5555 may be bored of hearing about MK, but I bet thousands of punters wish all cities were so well-furnished with top class service providers.

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Ahhh Teabag that's very kind and actually brought a tear to my eye.

It is true though. When Mrs D first opened there were only a couple of working flats, Madam Beckys and Club Class (now Club Classique of L'boro) with a handful of independents thrown in.

I think the explosion came from internet exploitation and riding on that wave of clients discovering punting through sites like Punternet. We were the first people to use professional photos in the area and grew initially with 69 Design who at the time had 4 sites on their portfolio.

You also have to remember why Milton Keynes was ear marked for such development in the first place, centre of the country, in between the two major cities, good transport links with Midland Mainline, the M1 corridor and the A5. This serves girls and clients alike.

There is also no red light area and I don't believe the police ever want one either in MK even though the train station is street walkers dream. This may or may not account with their seemingly tolerant stance to date.

It would be nice to take credit for putting MK on the map but those of you with good memories may remember the nice house in Brickhill with the swimming pool or the bungalow in Stoke Hammond which were all major players long before HoD.

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I remember when Milton Keynes was dead apart from some old-style brothels, some chancers and some streetwalkers. All that changed with the arrival of House of Divine. From the outset they set high standards: selecting decent premises, employing good girls, and fully utilizing the latest internet wizardry. They treated their customers with respect and their customers responded with loyalty. Milton Keynes very quickly became a punting oasis that attracted travellers from far and wide. New parlours and a multitude of indies sprang up to cater for the huge pool of punters. Even today, after the closure of HoDMK, the legacy lives on with three excellent parlours built using the blueprint that House of Divine drew.

Finn5555 may be bored of hearing about MK, but I bet thousands of punters wish all cities were so well-furnished with top class service providers.

Interesting post. I just wish their was anything as good in my area of North London into Herts. I have punted with dozens of HOD WGs when they were working elsewhere and have yet to punt with a bad one that i can recall, most have been very good to excellent IMO.;)

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The old Is MK punting capital thread Is back again.

Yes MK Is the capital, the end. ;) I live 20 miles from MK, but will rather head up there than go somewhere local to me, just because I know I will get quality and VFM. :eek:

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er..... just to say I have never been to Milton Keynes and as they say, what you've never known, you never miss.

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The old Is MK punting capital thread Is back again.

Yes MK Is the capital, the end. :eek: I live 20 miles from MK, but will rather head up there than go somewhere local to me, just because I know I will get quality and VFM. :)

Yes its been at least, well, a week :)

Punting wise it has boomed. But no street scene at all (Thank god) and most places are closed at 8pm so probably a lot easier for the plods.

But where else would you had the likes of Tigger Benson who normally charges 300+ ph popping up at a local MK parlour charging 120!?!? ;)

Plus theres been more than one or two girls who Ive seen pop up on those sky phone channels and thought "hold on? Isnt that?" and had worked in MK.

Plus Im luckily enough to live in the center. :D Helps when Im "off work" cos of the snow :P

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Yes its been at least, well, a week :)

Punting wise it has boomed. But no street scene at all (Thank god) and most places are closed at 8pm so probably a lot easier for the plods.

But where else would you had the likes of Tigger Benson who normally charges 300+ ph popping up at a local MK parlour charging 120!?!? ;)

Plus theres been more than one or two girls who Ive seen pop up on those sky phone channels and thought "hold on? Isnt that?" and had worked in MK.

Plus Im luckily enough to live in the center. :D Helps when Im "off work" cos of the snow :eek:

Yes Tigerr, I hope she comes back to MK, It's surprising who you see on the Sky Babe channels, apparently the SportxxxTv Is located In MK. :P

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.. nice house in Brickhill with the swimming pool ...

Swimming pooool! Shit. I didn't realise I'd been slumming all these years! :eek:

Actually, there's a swimming pool at geishaescorts - who helpfully describe themselves as:

"High Class Escorts & Private Members Club. We are a genuine escort courtesan consultancy service created to provide exhilarating discreet female companionship and excitement only to a few discerning and affluent gentlemen who demand the very best."

I wonder if they'd consider rewriting that in plain English. ;)

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Is anyone going to say WHY? I am wandering is it due to high amounts of populas and low amounts of part-time work/manual intensive category C3/D/E workers types??

Its not i would say a real Affluent town! It was set up before i was born to be like a new Birmingham and from what people have told me it has gone right down hill and become like the slums to Buckingham or indeed Oxford! One friend told me its like one GIANT glorified council estate so i was wandering as many are hard up for cash if this be true ,is this why so many females up there have turned to the game??;)

I was also thinking could it be like Bristol which is a Shit hole! Trust me i was there on Saturday and it really is a Sink Town,no-wonder the Liberal democrats Rule there,it may be there only hope!.....

Bath is beautiful near by and Cheltenham not bad and Swindon Ok BUT (Going the same way as London,really turning into a muticultural Shit hole with no restraints,loosing any form of identity and assylum seekers claiming for everything,its like an airporrt lounge to mlook at from the street) .Some people feel this when i mention things,especially the older generation who believe the UK has gone to the dogs! Though i say the Foreigners they hate seeing have come over here to fill the employment gaps that the Spongers at home with the English flag on the window,Tatoos all over the arm,kappa clothing ,we got no money but we got Money for ciggi's ,Booze,and sky sports 3 too! You know the types,THE council estate run-down house,Bull dog for a wife type, could be secret members of the BNP who should be doing the jobs the Polish are doing but prefer the benefits and Special Brew! Thats what large parts of Slough and Bristol remind me of indeed!

So i was thinking WHY? Is MK the HUB of escorting then? I sit social problems of needing to bring cash into the community by having some peoples wifes'/partners working part-time as escorts which i am sure some do....

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Dont know where to start with that post.

Buckingham and Oxford are slums?!?!

As far as Milton keynes is a slum as you put it perhaps you should have a look at google maps and have a proper look at these "slums" people can make you own mind up.

Honest answer is its in a prime location for punting, i.e. straight of the M1 corridor. Plus easy for girls to pop up and travel too. Plus some key parlours pushing the internet and twitter and getting them noticed. Soon builds up.

Dont forget that if England get to host the world cup we'll be holding some matches here too.

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Ahhh Teabag that's very kind and actually brought a tear to my eye.

It would be nice to take credit for putting MK on the map but those of you with good memories may remember the nice house in Brickhill with the swimming pool or the bungalow in Stoke Hammond which were all major players long before HoD.

Gosh, Divine, I had forgotten the bunglow in Stoke Hammond. That was my favourite place till you came along. Come back, all is forgiven

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The main places are London and Manchester, a few prolific reviewers of the MK area raise its profile.

From recent events it looks as if the Police are addressing the MK Parlour problem.

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Dont know where to start with that post.

Buckingham and Oxford are slums?!?!

As far as Milton keynes is a slum as you put it perhaps you should have a look at google maps and have a proper look at these "slums" people can make you own mind up.

Honest answer is its in a prime location for punting, i.e. straight of the M1 corridor. Plus easy for girls to pop up and travel too. Plus some key parlours pushing the internet and twitter and getting them noticed. Soon builds up.

Dont forget that if England get to host the world cup we'll be holding some matches here too.

And a tolerant police force/council, which is a surprise because the same Thames Valley closes down Oxford brothels. Must be a different Division of something.

I have not lived in MK, but it looks green, you can cycle to work on real cycle ways separate from the traffic. As a driver, despite the round abouts its fast to drive around, few traffic jams, and mainly 70 speed limit.

I believe it has been successful in attracting industry, for the people who live there to work I reckon it has much going for it.

OK another country, but I would put Edinburgh on the list of punting capitals. The better parlours there put the HOD premises to shame. But you have to remember though that Edinburgh parlours have been able to invest in their places without worrying that they will lose the changing rooms, showers, saunas (yes they do have them), jucuzzi baths and totally mirrored bedrooms. And this has been done without the Internet as well. Most of the Edinburgh places have a minor internet presence. You have to accept the reputation of the establishment, phone up if you want to know who is on, and then choose on site.

That is one aspect I find better in Edinburgh than MK. The ability to sit and chat to all the girls in the waiting room while you decide. If someone is busy, then wait longer till she arrives. Generally no pressure.

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Its not i would say a real Affluent town! It was set up before i was born to be like a new Birmingham and from what people have told me it has gone right down hill and become like the slums to Buckingham or indeed Oxford! One friend told me its like one GIANT glorified council estate so i was wandering as many are hard up for cash if this be true ,is this why so many females up there have turned to the game??:cool:QUOTE]

Well it just shows how wrong one person can be and that you should not always take someone elses opinion as gospel..visit and form and opinion of your own.

Yes. a few of the houseing estates not far from the city center have gone down hill an awful lot and you wouldnt catch me walking around one even during the day to save my life.

On the other hand though most of the communities ( i say this rather than estate as they are not what you would imagine from the word) are lovely, well spaced houses, looked after well. The milton keynes council has worked hard to make sure that mk is always green, no matter where you drive to there are trees everywhere, every community has excellent free facilities for children, bmx track,skate parks, beautiful new play areas for younger children,youth clubs and then of course once you are in mk your kids would have to be brain dead to be bored.

When i was 18 someone described mk to me as a concrete jungle, i believed them and am not fairly gutted i did not move here years ago, along with london, but that was just too scary lol.

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Is not going to say a word.

*shakes head sadly*

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Yes. a few of the houseing estates not far from the city center have gone down hill an awful lot and you wouldnt catch me walking around one even during the day to save my life.

On the other hand though most of the communities ( i say this rather than estate as they are not what you would imagine from the word) are lovely, well spaced houses, looked after well. The milton keynes council has worked hard to make sure that mk is always green, no matter where you drive to there are trees everywhere, every community has excellent free facilities for children, bmx track,skate parks, beautiful new play areas for younger children,youth clubs and then of course once you are in mk your kids would have to be brain dead to be bored.

When i was 18 someone described mk to me as a concrete jungle, i believed them and am not fairly gutted i did not move here years ago, along with london, but that was just too scary lol.

So which of these MK Slums would you have moved to? ;)

Bare in mind that this is centre of MK just behind the Central Milton Keynes train station and some abit north of the center.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/find.html?locationIdentifier=OUTCODE%5E1652&minPrice=500000&radius=1.0

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The main places are London and Manchester, a few prolific reviewers of the MK area raise its profile.

From recent events it looks as if the Police are addressing the MK Parlour problem.

What recent event was that? Think I missed that......

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Is anyone going to say WHY? I am wandering is it due to high amounts of populas and low amounts of part-time work/manual intensive category C3/D/E workers types??

Its not i would say a real Affluent town! It was set up before i was born to be like a new Birmingham and from what people have told me it has gone right down hill and become like the slums to Buckingham or indeed Oxford! One friend told me its like one GIANT glorified council estate so i was wandering as many are hard up for cash if this be true ,is this why so many females up there have turned to the game??;)

I was also thinking could it be like Bristol which is a Shit hole! Trust me i was there on Saturday and it really is a Sink Town,no-wonder the Liberal democrats Rule there,it may be there only hope!.....

Bath is beautiful near by and Cheltenham not bad and Swindon Ok BUT (Going the same way as London,really turning into a muticultural Shit hole with no restraints,loosing any form of identity and assylum seekers claiming for everything,its like an airporrt lounge to mlook at from the street) .Some people feel this when i mention things,especially the older generation who believe the UK has gone to the dogs! Though i say the Foreigners they hate seeing have come over here to fill the employment gaps that the Spongers at home with the English flag on the window,Tatoos all over the arm,kappa clothing ,we got no money but we got Money for ciggi's ,Booze,and sky sports 3 too! You know the types,THE council estate run-down house,Bull dog for a wife type, could be secret members of the BNP who should be doing the jobs the Polish are doing but prefer the benefits and Special Brew! Thats what large parts of Slough and Bristol remind me of indeed!

So i was thinking WHY? Is MK the HUB of escorting then? I sit social problems of needing to bring cash into the community by having some peoples wifes'/partners working part-time as escorts which i am sure some do....

Perhaps you're right then again perhaps the Royal Bank is wrong ?

Extract from Coutts Bank Newsletter we received the other day -

Coutts & Co to open new office in Milton Keynes

Coutts to announce two further office locations later this year

Over 13,500 future millionaires live along M1 corridor*

Coutts & Co, the UK's leading private bank, has today announced that it will open a new office in Milton Keynes later this year.This follows the success of the launch of Coutts in Liverpool. The experience of the Coutts private bankers who have been working with clients in this area from their bases in Oxford and Cambridge, has shown that there are many high net worth individuals living in the Milton Keynes area.

The ASBO scum will be sourcing a 'pair of nostrils, a happy bag and V8 Transit' no doubt !

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We've actually reduced the price of the Shenley Church end property to 900k as we need to have the Sunseeker dry docked in Marbella for the winter and Tarquin needs a new Polo pony.

We're open to offers though as these third properties can become tiresome sometimes.

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You haven't heard Overworked, that's because you actually Punt in Milton Keynes, visit the establishments, know the girls and the owners well, some may even say you're in the best position to know what is going on but they'd be wrong.

Sit back and let the people in 'the know' enlighten you.

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You haven't heard Overworked, that's because you actually Punt in Milton Keynes, visit the establishments, know the girls and the owners well, some may even say you're in the best position to know what is going on but they'd be wrong.

Sit back and let the people in 'the know' enlighten you.

Well Ive been sitting here for an hour now and need to get some shopping in before the footy starts. Sorry still can enlighten myself.

This time last year we had:

House of Divine,

Annabellas,

MKAngels,

Shadows,

and Madame Beckies.

Now we have,

Milton Keynes Escorts,

Annabellas,

MKAngels,

Shadows

and Madame Beckies......

Ah I see.. they addressed the issue of the name Hod, I guess cos it sounds too much like plod and the local constabulary where turning up to the wrong place. (Allegedly ;) )

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