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World Cup escorts - a little game

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A female friend hates football but has a fun way to get through the World Cup. Every day she cooks a dish from one of the countries playing aiming to cover all 32 countries in the tournament.

What if one did the same and chose an escort from each individual country - who would you choose? Obviously there are a lot of English and Brazilian girls to choose from. But has anyone ever seen or knows of an escort from Paraguay, Honduras or Algeria for example?

I'll start with this nice looking girl from Uruguay - a snip at £500/hr ;)

http://www.blacklabellondon.com/model,public,119,Jacqueline.html

Any other nominations?

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Well, it would have to be Pia for Denmark. ;)

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But what about the English World Cup escort - she'd have to be overpaid, arrogant, have no ball control and a consitent underperformer. The only thing she could raise would be expectations and after an hour and a half session with her you'd leave bitterly disappointed muttering what a waste of money. Can't see many contenders stepping forward to be this one...and goes without saying none of the regular lady posters here would remotely qualify.

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But what about the English World Cup escort - she'd have to be overpaid, arrogant, have no ball control and a consitent underperformer. The only thing she could raise would be expectations and after an hour and a half session with her you'd leave bitterly disappointed muttering what a waste of money. Can't see many contenders stepping forward to be this one...and goes without saying none of the regular lady posters here would remotely qualify.

Going by lots of the threads we see on here, I'd say there were a few who would qualify!

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Going by lots of the threads we see on here, I'd say there were a few who would qualify!

haha ... good one Sar ... ;)

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But what about the English World Cup escort - she'd have to be overpaid, arrogant, have no ball control and a consitent underperformer.

I can think of at least one UK escort i'd like to bump into in the dressing room after the game, even after a disappointing perfomance in front of 60,000 hopeful fanatics. I'd tell her exactly what I thought of her performance and what improvements were required, and what practise sessions she need to put in and with whom, in order to put it right for tomorrow. And I wouldn't accept any excuses about how hard it is to control the FIFA ball or adapt to the extra altitude. There'd be enough extra altitude from me ;)

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A female friend hates football but has a fun way to get through the World Cup. Every day she cooks a dish from one of the countries playing aiming to cover all 32 countries in the tournament.

What if one did the same and chose an escort from each individual country - who would you choose? Obviously there are a lot of English and Brazilian girls to choose from. But has anyone ever seen or knows of an escort from Paraguay, Honduras or Algeria for example?

I'll start with this nice looking girl from Uruguay - a snip at £500/hr ;)

http://www.blacklabellondon.com/model,public,119,Jacqueline.html

Any other nominations?

Oh yes Jaqui gets about a bit, she used to work at HoD at £120 a hour, no way would I pay 500, she has also been on Lady marmalades site and Gent parties.

Yes I was thinking about a world cup of punting, the Brazilian, Spanish, Italians will be easy to find, not sure about Honduran, Slovenian and North Korean. :eek:

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I notice nobody has even started on the French yet, but comparisons are tempting: She thinks she's something special, but her only real skill is hand relief. Gets quite animated with the dirty-talk in round one of the outcall, but before you can even think of round two she's cancelled and is on her way home.

Apologies, obviously, to any real French WGs out there: you are surely far better value, mes cheries, and more professional than the Bleus squad.

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Oh yes Jaqui gets about a bit, she used to work at HoD at £120 a hour, no way would I pay 500, she has also been on Lady marmalades site and Gent parties.

Yes I was thinking about a world cup of punting, the Brazilian, Spanish, Italians will be easy to find, not sure about Honduran, Slovenian and North Korean. :eek:

Funnily enough, I picked a Uruguayan girl as a first example simply because I remembered seeing her on the HoD site a few months ago thinking 'Uruguayan? Where do HoD find all these girls from all over the world?' HoD could probably do a World Cup of punting entirely on their own!;)

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