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I can't/shouldn't book you because...

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I was looking at the website of a very sexy lady recently, who looks beautiful, sounds like just the sort of lady I am looking for, has a very good reputation and is heading to London fairly soon. In other situations, I would be straight on the phone, or writing out an e-mail, but why not this time you might ask?

Every time I look at her face, I see the spitting image of my aunt as she looked 20 years ago and I just wouldnt be able to shake the feeling and mental image I was doing something I shouldnt be. Alas un-named lady, I would love to meet you, but sadly feel like I shouldnt.

I laugh to myself when I think about it, but what is the most strange/crazy/obscure reason why you think its a good idea NOT to see someone?

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I was looking at the website of a very sexy lady recently, who looks beautiful, sounds like just the sort of lady I am looking for, has a very good reputation and is heading to London fairly soon. In other situations, I would be straight on the phone, or writing out an e-mail, but why not this time you might ask?

Every time I look at her face, I see the spitting image of my aunt as she looked 20 years ago and I just wouldnt be able to shake the feeling and mental image I was doing something I shouldnt be. Alas un-named lady, I would love to meet you, but sadly feel like I shouldnt.

I laugh to myself when I think about it, but what is the most strange/crazy/obscure reason why you think its a good idea NOT to see someone?

Most people look different in photos, so I wouldn't worry too much if I were you.

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I was looking at the website of a very sexy lady recently, who looks beautiful, sounds like just the sort of lady I am looking for, has a very good reputation and is heading to London fairly soon. In other situations, I would be straight on the phone, or writing out an e-mail, but why not this time you might ask?

Every time I look at her face, I see the spitting image of my aunt as she looked 20 years ago and I just wouldnt be able to shake the feeling and mental image I was doing something I shouldnt be. Alas un-named lady, I would love to meet you, but sadly feel like I shouldnt.

I laugh to myself when I think about it, but what is the most strange/crazy/obscure reason why you think its a good idea NOT to see someone?

That she was my aunt? Oh God, I feel slightly ill. :)

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Can't you just take her from behind ?

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I was looking at the website of a very sexy lady recently, who looks beautiful, sounds like just the sort of lady I am looking for, has a very good reputation and is heading to London fairly soon. In other situations, I would be straight on the phone, or writing out an e-mail, but why not this time you might ask?

Every time I look at her face, I see the spitting image of my aunt as she looked 20 years ago and I just wouldnt be able to shake the feeling and mental image I was doing something I shouldnt be. Alas un-named lady, I would love to meet you, but sadly feel like I shouldnt.

I laugh to myself when I think about it, but what is the most strange/crazy/obscure reason why you think its a good idea NOT to see someone?

Imagine what its like for girlies when we open the door to see a look a like for our father or uncle or best mates dad!!!!

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Imagine what its like for girlies when we open the door to see a look a like for our father or uncle or best mates dad!!!!

Could be worse, a lot worse in fact.

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Most people look different in photos, so I wouldn't worry too much if I were you.

I know I do. I don't pull as many daft faces in my photos as I do when I'm bonking, for a start! :)

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Could be worse, a lot worse in fact.

yes it does and has but wasn't going to go that far at this tme on a sunday! It is the sabbath after all!

:)

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I was looking at the website of a very sexy lady recently, who looks beautiful, sounds like just the sort of lady I am looking for, has a very good reputation and is heading to London fairly soon. In other situations, I would be straight on the phone, or writing out an e-mail, but why not this time you might ask?

Every time I look at her face, I see the spitting image of my aunt as she looked 20 years ago and I just wouldnt be able to shake the feeling and mental image I was doing something I shouldnt be. Alas un-named lady, I would love to meet you, but sadly feel like I shouldnt.

I laugh to myself when I think about it, but what is the most strange/crazy/obscure reason why you think its a good idea NOT to see someone?

Ask her to wear a mask or a balaclava maybe?

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Ask her to wear a mask or a balaclava maybe?

That's unfair, maybe Elsewhere should just blindfold himself before she comes into the room.

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Ask her to wear a mask or a balaclava maybe?

Stockings, suspenders, heels, balaclava and an AK47.

Great, now she has gone from "forbidden relative" to "sexy terrorist".

LOL

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I'd love to 'DO' my Aunt.....;)

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I'd love to 'DO' my Aunt.....;)

Clearly yours doesn't look like Lily Munster's grandmother! ;)

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Stockings, suspenders, heels, balaclava and an AK47.

Great, now she has gone from "forbidden relative" to "sexy terrorist".

LOL

I'm very versatile you know lol!

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I was looking at the website of a very sexy lady recently, who looks beautiful, sounds like just the sort of lady I am looking for, has a very good reputation and is heading to London fairly soon. In other situations, I would be straight on the phone, or writing out an e-mail, but why not this time you might ask?

Every time I look at her face, I see the spitting image of my aunt as she looked 20 years ago and I just wouldnt be able to shake the feeling and mental image I was doing something I shouldnt be. Alas un-named lady, I would love to meet you, but sadly feel like I shouldnt.

I laugh to myself when I think about it, but what is the most strange/crazy/obscure reason why you think its a good idea NOT to see someone?

I know what you mean Elsewhere.

I had a client who didn't look like my dad as such but his eyes did! Everytime I looked into his eyes it made me feel quite queasy inside, like I was doing something wrong? It's only ever happened once thank god, if I was you I would think long and hard before you book the lady as it's really difficult to shake those feelings but she might look quite different in the flesh.

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I'd love to 'DO' my Aunt.....;)

That's just wrong, on so many levels. :D

Does she make good Parkin though ? It's one of my culinary ambitions, is that.

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