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An age back, had a PM discussion with someone about added extras, and transferable skills beyond massage certification to pep up a punt. One lady, now retired, cheffed her own dinner dates in her flat and sent the proposed menu to the client for approval before the evening.

Imagine timewasters in that situation. You could eat it all solo and skip breakfast if they didn't turn up.

I then discovered "Cook to Bang", http://cooktobang.com/

An incall dinner date menu for the aspiring chef. All we need now is a Nigella Lawson lookalikey to take the helm and make millions.

People, what added extras have you offered as part of your service (massage, the Alexander Technique, hypnotherapy), or what have you been unexpectadly been offered as a client?

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In the early days of Punternet -1999/2000, a couple of ladies had FRs on incall overnights with dinner. As I remember the locations were quite good for the "on the road" types; Peterborough and Lincoln come to mind.

The naysayers kept insisting that the ladies concerned were past sell by date or over the hill, but they certainly seemed to have a following

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An age back, had a PM discussion with someone about added extras, and transferable skills beyond massage certification to pep up a punt. One lady, now retired, cheffed her own dinner dates in her flat and sent the proposed menu to the client for approval before the evening.

Imagine timewasters in that situation. You could eat it all solo and skip breakfast if they didn't turn up.

I then discovered "Cook to Bang", http://cooktobang.com/

An incall dinner date menu for the aspiring chef. All we need now is a Nigella Lawson lookalikey to take the helm and make millions.

People, what added extras have you offered as part of your service (massage, the Alexander Technique, hypnotherapy), or what have you been unexpectadly been offered as a client?

Its a really good question as the introduction of something different very often doesnt take much effort but can make a big impact on the client. The introductionby the lady of a whip [ for use on herself !] certainly took me aback and added frisson -- another lady insisted on doing a striptease which was great, an unexpected lap dance, ! a shared shower was most welcome and attention to detail can be very seductive.ie lighting, candles , music etc. I hear some ladies have a pole set up , so I would love to see some dancing to that ! Best extra service is when the lady decides herself to stay on anyway and enjoy the fun of the evening --- the Carlsberg punt !;)

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People, what added extras have you offered as part of your service (massage, the Alexander Technique, hypnotherapy), or what have you been unexpectadly been offered as a client?

I seem to remember: a lending library, an initiation into south east asian propaganda and the trading thereof, and the offer of an audience if I wanted to hold forth on eighteenth century french literature...

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I was served supper in bed by one lovely east midlands lady - an unasked for but very welcome extra.

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I do like to add a nice little surprise when I can, so I'll be watching this post for some good tips. xx

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Most of that food looks disgusting May.

I did make one of my regular guys dinner last week pre-dessert sploshing and sent him home with his packed lunch sarnie & a little cake.

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An age back, had a PM discussion with someone about added extras, and transferable skills beyond massage certification to pep up a punt. One lady, now retired, cheffed her own dinner dates in her flat and sent the proposed menu to the client for approval before the evening.

Imagine timewasters in that situation. You could eat it all solo and skip breakfast if they didn't turn up.

I then discovered "Cook to Bang", http://cooktobang.com/

An incall dinner date menu for the aspiring chef. All we need now is a Nigella Lawson lookalikey to take the helm and make millions.

People, what added extras have you offered as part of your service (massage, the Alexander Technique, hypnotherapy), or what have you been unexpectadly been offered as a client?

I do a fair few lunch and dinner dates here, and have done for a while, afternoon tea (vicar) is now on the menu too. My fellas seem to enjoy it. Regarding timewasters, you have to ask for a deposit May.

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I do a fair few lunch and dinner dates here, and have done for a while, afternoon tea (vicar) is now on the menu too. My fellas seem to enjoy it. Regarding timewasters, you have to ask for a deposit May.

But then you are a courtesan charging high rates for high class service!

But - I never pay a deposit - not ever. If the trust is so poor the lady is not worth visiting. In far too many years of punting I have cancelled half the times the prostitute has (2:4) and my cancellations wer at least24 hours in advance.

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I do a fair few lunch and dinner dates here, and have done for a while, afternoon tea (vicar) is now on the menu too. My fellas seem to enjoy it. Regarding timewasters, you have to ask for a deposit May.

Do you cook them yourself in your incall ? For guys away from home, then this would be a huge attraction certainly for me anyway. The pricing of it may be the difficult one to get around as many guys find the paying an escort situation quite demeaning in itself-- maybe an all-in deal ! It would do it for me.

Can deposits be paid by PayPal arrangement ?

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But then you are a courtesan charging high rates for high class service!

But - I never pay a deposit - not ever. If the trust is so poor the lady is not worth visiting. In far too many years of punting I have cancelled half the times the prostitute has (2:4) and my cancellations wer at least24 hours in advance.

Then your reliability is admirable, however a fridge full of expensive food going to waste on a regular basis is not a risk I am willing to take. Funnily enough my clients totally understand the rationale behind a deposit and are happy to humour me, but then again, they are nice like that.

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I do like to add a nice little surprise when I can, so I'll be watching this post for some good tips. xx

Great ! Now its up to us guys to give some suggestions here. I will put my thinking cap on and see if I can further add my 2p worth !:eek:

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Do you cook them yourself in your incall ? For guys away from home, then this would be a huge attraction certainly for me anyway. The pricing of it may be the difficult one to get around as many guys find the paying an escort situation quite demeaning in itself-- maybe an all-in deal ! It would do it for me.

Can deposits be paid by PayPal arrangement ?

Yes I do cook it all myself cumandgo, it obviously takes more time but I do enjoy it and it is an all-in deal :eek:

Paypal is not an option as they dont accept transactions linked to the sex industry, Im afraid.

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Perhaps a 2nd time visitor, perhaps? First time, just lay on a picnic or something, do crass things with vegetables and things that'll keep. Think people would be more understanding of the need for caution, even regular regulars get struck by the flu or the wife unexpectedly

Services in the opposite direction - advice on how to claim for damages post the May v. Speeding Car incident, an Alexander Technique posture analysis and an offer to fix my toilet seat.

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I've never been cooked for but have been given some job seeking advice, which turned out to be fairly useful.

On the flipside, I've been roped into writing letters for those WGs who were still working on their English. I didn't mind though and was suitably thanked :eek:

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Not been cooked for during a punt, but have been given hair styling tips and had my eyebrows/grey hairs plucked (with the hair styling tips leading to a complete hair restyling! ).

Probably didn't seem to appreciate it too much at the time, but on hindsight a really worthwhile extra service, much appreciated!

Just give the guy some warning before doing it.

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I always gave you warning, and booked the salon.

Point of this thread, which I'm trying to make, extra services - fun for everyone involved, and at no added cost, benefits for both. On the purely capitalist level, longer bookings and less footwork to earn the same amount, on the purely emotional level, it's value for both. Tesco's Value Range admittedly, but an extra layer of communion not to be sniffed at. She will go the extra mile, as will he. No WG worth her salt would want to leave a man in a perilously close but aaargh not there yet, cock problem, if she felt valued; no man would tolerate the agony of cock problem without getting GFE surely.

Dinner dates, on top of an hour, two hour's bang, worthwhile in my opinion. The segment of the market I operated at, plus anecdotes I did really like hearing. It's like having a Rough Guide travel book you have sex with, and respect more - it's not just a boring Rough Guide, it's a Rough Guide with a penis that you found other things to like about.

Extra services - a qualified yoga instructor would do very, very well. Or a personal trainer.

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I always gave you warning, and booked the salon.

Yes, you did arrange the salon ( twice! ) and it was mutually agreed and much appreciated.

However, that was more advice to anyone who decided to mix beautician and punting and for Charlotte Dean earlier on in the thread looking for ideas.

But, the whole plucking/beauty tips/clothing advice thing is a great mutual service. Girls seem to like doing it ( especially the plucking ) ... and well, guys, you get some styling tips from a girl who obviously knows what she's talking about. It's like having your own personal style consultant. Win win!

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I've never been cooked for (mind you that is one thing I can get at home:)). I did once get a cup of some of the finest coffee I've ever had, though.

The most important "extra", however, is when a lady seems oblivious to the passage of time. Just being able to linger and chat and not feeling pressured to "sup up and sod off" (so to speak) is worth a lot in itself.

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I offer a free blackhead squeezing service...

:eek:

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There is a working girl down the west country way who offered lobster and champagne lunches. I ought to try to remember her name now summer is a cumin in

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There is a working girl down the west country way who offered lobster and champagne lunches. I ought to try to remember her name now summer is a cumin in

It was I and I still do, only Im in London now, but I get the lobster sent up :eek:

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I offer a free blackhead squeezing service...

:eek:

Yes, this is a popular 'extra service' ... although, miss stoob's seems to take care of that for me these days :eek:

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Lobster. Nomnomnom.

The communion aspect - one gets friendly with client, and learns to look beyond the fact they're a stranger, because they aren't really any more. Not just a suck and fuck, hence when I was working as an indy, factored in social time.

Sucking and fucking endlessly a drag it was for me, hence wanting to mix things up when I went indie; probably for a lot of clients too - the conveyor belt approach. How comfortable do you feel at Heathrow waiting for your check-in luggage to appear on the belt? Not much.

To cut down overheads, indoor naked barbecue possibilities here. I have an indoor one now, it's no problem to operate or clean, and cheap as chips to have a low carb, fun mingle at the table pre-sex. Chars impressively too, minimal smoke - squid, chicken, mussels, venison, beef, thin cut belly pork. Camper stove gas canister affair, Korean produced, with attachment grill plates to add on.

Group activity like fondue was in the 70s, and minimal fuss, marinading the only thing you do, cost = buggrall. Fun to do. My cooker, the burner sixteen quid, attachment grill/BBQ plates far less than that.

As long as nobody's pubes gets singed, everyone happy.

PS. Not touting this, as retired. But, everyone should have a Korean style indoor grill, it makes sense and cuts down on overheads.

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I offer a free blackhead squeezing service...

:eek:

I just can't help it!!

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