Ghenghis

Life, the Universe, and everything

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A recent terminally long thread on here which had us all writhing and yelling at our screens indicated to me that there was a need to take some of the unconsciously ignorant among us and educate them into awareness, hence this thread.

Please sit down before reading further as the shock might leave you unable to stand unassisted.

The thing you need to know is:

Working Girls actually have an existence when they are not flat on their backs being rogered senseless by you the super-stud and legend in your own lunchtime.

I know this is shocking so lets give examples.

They eat, defecate and sleep.

They in some cases have families

They in some cases are in a relationship

They in some cases are looking for a relationship outside their profession

They in some cases keep fit

They clean their house or flat

They shop

They drive to do their shopping

They wash clothes and bedding etc

They sometimes read books, watch TV or go to the cinema (Some, shockingly do all three!!)

There are many more things they do.

So when some bloke with a hard on texts them and is sitting in his hotel room wondering why, ten minutes later, at 2am, "she" has not tugged on her stockings and sussies, slapped on the lippy, bunged the mace spray in the handbag and legged it over pronto to room 1764 at the Burkehamstead Holiday Inn Express, maybe they will take two minutes to reflect upon the above?

Having said all that, clearly it is great if you do get a text back quickly when you text a WG but remember that is just the fact that at that point the lady in question has the time to do it.

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I think you'll find the answer is 42 Ghenghis.

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I think you'll find the answer is 42 Ghenghis.

You think at my age I can remember back that far?? :eek:

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Ghenghis, you forgot to sau that we time off/have holidays/dont work every single day! :eek::D

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agree 100% with all your comments ghengis,some of us do have totally unrealistic expectations and believe that we are the centre of their universe.several ladies have gone way beyond the call of duty to meet some of my requests and for that i have been truly grateful and am appreciative.we are not worthy.

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Ghenghis, you forgot to sau that we time off/have holidays/dont work every single day! :):D

You learn something new every day!!

:eek:

I said they were examples

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Some escorts even have 'normal' jobs! :eek:

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This problem only applies to people who do think they are the centre of the universe.

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Having said all that, clearly it is great if you do get a text back quickly when you text a WG but remember that is just the fact that at that point the lady in question has the time to do it.

Being me, I'd think twice if that happened, and wonder why she was at home twiddling her thumbs waiting for a call! :eek:

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I think you'll find the answer is 42 Ghenghis.

You took the words out of my mouth!

(But HHGTTG knowledge does rather date us both, doesn't it?)

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You took the words out of my mouth!

(But HHGTTG knowledge does rather date us both, doesn't it?)

But at least we both know where our towel is.

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.........and what being drunk feels like!

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And shock horror some do have other professions as well!

S x

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A recent terminally long thread on here which had us all writhing and yelling at our screens indicated to me that there was a need to take some of the unconsciously ignorant among us and educate them into awareness, hence this thread.

Please sit down before reading further as the shock might leave you unable to stand unassisted.

The thing you need to know is:

Working Girls actually have an existence when they are not flat on their backs being rogered senseless by you the super-stud and legend in your own lunchtime.

I know this is shocking so lets give examples.

They eat, defecate and sleep.

They in some cases have families

They in some cases are in a relationship

They in some cases are looking for a relationship outside their profession

They in some cases keep fit

They clean their house or flat

They shop

They drive to do their shopping

They wash clothes and bedding etc

They sometimes read books, watch TV or go to the cinema (Some, shockingly do all three!!)

There are many more things they do.

So when some bloke with a hard on texts them and is sitting in his hotel room wondering why, ten minutes later, at 2am, "she" has not tugged on her stockings and sussies, slapped on the lippy, bunged the mace spray in the handbag and legged it over pronto to room 1764 at the Burkehamstead Holiday Inn Express, maybe they will take two minutes to reflect upon the above?

Having said all that, clearly it is great if you do get a text back quickly when you text a WG but remember that is just the fact that at that point the lady in question has the time to do it.

So the moral of this story is not to phone a lady while she is in/on/somewhere near, the toilet???....:eek:...

now I know that I think I will be able to sleep well at night again...

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And shock horror some do have other professions as well!

S x

Oh I do like a lady that is professional!!!... dinnnggg donnggg!:eek:

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But at least we both know where our towel is.

And our hat

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So now we know that the answer to "Life, the Universe, and everything" is 42.

Isn't that prawn makhani with pilau rice?

Last time I rang up to order "42" she didn't answer my call. Should I take this as a personal insult, direct discrimination against wierdos who dress up in black and wear masks, or had she just popped out for half and hour to order a pizza?

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So now we know that the answer to "Life, the Universe, and everything" is 42.

Isn't that prawn makhani with pilau rice?

Last time I rang up to order "42" she didn't answer my call. Should I take this as a personal insult, direct discrimination against wierdos who dress up in black and wear masks, or had she just popped out for half and hour to order a pizza?

You should have texted. :eek:

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You should have texted. :eek:

Lol.xxxxxx

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You should have texted. :eek:

Whitehorse? Aren't you the one who gallops around with that masked child molester "The Lone Ranger" on your back?

I will try texting as you have suggested.

Do you think this will get a reply from the said W.G.?

Hello dearest Jas. I have a huge great stiffy, and need a curry in a hurry.

Please come to my hotel room now, bring plenty of condoms, KY, and that mega strap on thingy, and a prawn makhani with pilau rice. Zzz.

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Whitehorse? Aren't you the one who gallops around with that masked child molester "The Lone Ranger" on your back?

I will try texting as you have suggested.

Do you think this will get a reply from the said W.G.?

Hello dearest Jas. I have a huge great stiffy, and need a curry in a hurry.

Please come to my hotel room now, bring plenty of condoms, KY, and that mega strap on thingy, and a prawn makhani with pilau rice. Zzz.

No ! She'd delete it immediately, thinking you were some food-fetishist loser. :eek:

And stop mixing me up with Silver.

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Whitehorse? Aren't you the one who gallops around with that masked child molester "The Lone Ranger" on your back?

I will try texting as you have suggested.

Do you think this will get a reply from the said W.G.?

Hello dearest Jas. I have a huge great stiffy, and need a curry in a hurry.

Please come to my hotel room now, bring plenty of condoms, KY, and that mega strap on thingy, and a prawn makhani with pilau rice. Zzz.

I think you may have mis-translated " Kemo-sabe ". :eek:

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I think you may have mis-translated " Kemo-sabe ". :eek:

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."

The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"

Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"

A suggestion has been that Tonto, (whose name means "stupid" according to some interpretations) responded by calling the Lone Ranger "qui no sabe" which roughly translates from Spanish as "he who knows nothing" or "clueless."

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And our hat

That's right, rub it in!! :eek:

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Ok understood

However WGs are a service industry and many fall short in explaining just how 'unavailable' they are

IE they advertise as if there out there every day all day, and come the day you see them its clear they are PM after 7pm only or somesuch

some even carryu on advertising when their away on holiday or whatever.

in short many do not explain the availability and dont forget many married blokes have little in way of opportunity time so they try hard for when they can punt

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