Lamorak

Injuries while punting

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With my wife visiting family from Tuesday last week through to Friday this week I booked the same days off work and I had all my punting planned out with four visits to MBKittens in MK. Wednesday Karolina, Saturday Rihanna, Monday Alexia and Wednesday Karolina again. Everything was going wonderfully to plan until my neck started to ache during Saturday evening, getting worse yesterday to the point when I woke up this morning I was in great pain and couldn't turn my head in any direction leaving me unable to drive any distance. So off to the doctors, diagnosed with a pulled neck muscle and prescribed 2 weeks supply of anti-inflammatory pain killers.

It seems during Saturday's punt I must have injured my neck in my endeavours to keep my tongue engaged in pussy in some interesting positions. So this week is now ruined with Mondays cancelled and Wednesdays re-arranged for Thursday. Now I'm in a race over the next few days to get myself well enough for my punt on Thursday. So instead of a punt today, I have a hot water bottle on my neck and shoulders and I'm sat down watching two tasty girls on 'The Pad' and 'Honey Days' adult channels thinking how I would like to lick their pussys and fill their mouths with my cum.

A bit of a preamble I know, but it is the background to my question:-

Has anyone else injured themselves during a punt and has this put paid to any punting plans you had.

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Injurys whilst with a punter.

Severly bruised boobs,

Sprained ankle

Torn forearm muscle

fat lip,

Knee injury which required surgery.

dislocated coxis (5 weeks off work as could not put any pressure on it)

These are just the ones that kept me from working. There are always minor mishaps as I am a bit of a clutz and if it can happen, it will

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My worst was a stubble rashed fanny.... stopped me working for about 3/4 days I think. And to top it all off it was one of the worst bookings I have ever had. I should have shown him the door, fancy coming to see a hooker with 2day rough stubble on your face AND balls....:D:eek::o

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Burned my knees something stupid on an all nighter in Spain (carpet burns), was a bit drunk and on the good stuff, got carried away, couldnt put trousers on for a couple of days.

I Have a now persistant slip disc problem, and have inflamed the area a couple of times and was bed ridden for a few days.

Blimey Daniel, thats alot of work related injuries, worse than an oil rig worker, are you sure you doin it right? :D

W

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A painful friction burn on my knob 3 hours into a 4 hour party put me on the injury list for a couple of days.

Stubbing my toe which became badly bruised occured at a WGs place, i carried on determined it wouldnt spoil my fun, it did but the lady was great.

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Many many bruises.

Broken toe.

Black eye.

Stubble rash many times.

Very sore fanny due to slippage while going very hard/fast a couple of times.

Red eye.

Bite marks.

Scratches.

A cigarette burn.

Split lip.

Cut lip from a condom wrapper.

There's probably more.

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Burned my knees something stupid on an all nighter in Spain (carpet burns), was a bit drunk and on the good stuff, got carried away, couldnt put trousers on for a couple of days.

I Have a now persistant slip disc problem, and have inflamed the area a couple of times and was bed ridden for a few days.

Blimey Daniel, thats alot of work related injuries, worse than an oil rig worker, are you sure you doin it right? :D

W

Lets just say when I first started I sometimes I got a bit carried away and forgot it was work. A few of the injuries occured during two girl sessions though. Too many body bits everywhere and trying to avoid six inch heels and elbows.

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Lets just say when I first started I sometimes I got a bit carried away and forgot it was work. A few of the injuries occured during two girl sessions though. Too many body bits everywhere and trying to avoid six inch heels and elbows.

I was very close to being stamped on at a party where porn heels were flying about, potentially very dangerous, i always prefer shoes off now.:D

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Many many bruises.

Broken toe.

Black eye.

Stubble rash many times.

Very sore fanny due to slippage while going very hard/fast a couple of times.

Red eye.

Bite marks.

Scratches.

A cigarette burn.

Split lip.

Cut lip from a condom wrapper.

There's probably more.

Laura dear, there is no denying it, there is no probably about it, there are definitely more! You my dearest are always in the wars!!!! :D:D:D:D

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With my wife visiting family from Tuesday last week through to Friday this week I booked the same days off work and I had all my punting planned out with four visits to MBKittens in MK. Wednesday Karolina, Saturday Rihanna, Monday Alexia and Wednesday Karolina again. Everything was going wonderfully to plan until my neck started to ache during Saturday evening, getting worse yesterday to the point when I woke up this morning I was in great pain and couldn't turn my head in any direction leaving me unable to drive any distance. So off to the doctors, diagnosed with a pulled neck muscle and prescribed 2 weeks supply of anti-inflammatory pain killers.

It seems during Saturday's punt I must have injured my neck in my endeavours to keep my tongue engaged in pussy in some interesting positions. So this week is now ruined with Mondays cancelled and Wednesdays re-arranged for Thursday. Now I'm in a race over the next few days to get myself well enough for my punt on Thursday. So instead of a punt today, I have a hot water bottle on my neck and shoulders and I'm sat down watching two tasty girls on 'The Pad' and 'Honey Days' adult channels thinking how I would like to lick their pussys and fill their mouths with my cum.

A bit of a preamble I know, but it is the background to my question:-

Has anyone else injured themselves during a punt and has this put paid to any punting plans you had.

Well Lamorak sounds to me like you've been over doing the tongue action, they should present you with a Punters purple heart, or rather a purple tongue lol. :D

A painful friction burn on my knob 3 hours into a 4 hour party put me on the injury list for a couple of days.

Sounds nasty mate, did you have to hang It In a sling? :o

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only to my wallet:D

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Well Lamorak sounds to me like you've been over doing the tongue action, they should present you with a Punters purple heart, or rather a purple tongue lol. :D

Sounds nasty mate, did you have to hang It In a sling? :o

They luckily had some Sudocrem that eased the pain a bit, no sling required.:);)

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Some clients have made my eyes water but for a variety of reasons, some good and some bad.

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They luckily had some Sudocrem that eased the pain a bit, no sling required.:D;)

I hope the ladies at said party gave you decent first aid, I wonder If burns to the knob are covered In the St John Ambulance First aid book. :o

Some clients have made my eyes water but for a variety of reasons, some good and some bad.

Oh Mr Divine were you filling In when one of the ladies phoned In sick? :):P;)

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I hope the ladies at said party gave you decent first aid, I wonder If burns to the knob are covered In the St John Ambulance First aid book. :D

Oh Mr Divine were you filling In when one of the ladies phoned In sick? :o:P;)

The first aid was given to me by the hostess, which consisted of her saying ouch i bet that hurts and giving me the cream, the WGs were a bit busy elsewhere.:);)

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The first aid was given to me by the hostess, which consisted of her saying ouch i bet that hurts and giving me the cream, the WGs were a bit busy elsewhere.:o;)

Did she kiss It better for you? :D

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Did she kiss It better for you? :D

Sadly not but she did make me a very nice sandwich and a drink while a couple of other punters i knew their took the piss.:o:D;)

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I guess it's a good job that we have public liability insurance policies available. No self-respecting wg would fail to offer this safeguard for their clients, would they?

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Many many bruises.

Broken toe.

Black eye.

Stubble rash many times.

Very sore fanny due to slippage while going very hard/fast a couple of times.

Red eye.

Bite marks.

Scratches.

A cigarette burn.

Split lip.

Cut lip from a condom wrapper.

There's probably more.

You have made my day, I felt a right (*&^%$) when I did that.

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Laura dear, there is no denying it, there is no probably about it, there are definitely more! You my dearest are always in the wars!!!! :D:D:D:D

I had a concusion once from battering my head on the radiator in doggy.

Um, triffle in my eye.

carpet burns

had my ass riped a couple of times (wonder why I no longer do anal!)

Had a vibrator stuck in my ass.

Very likely there are more, i am not accident prone what so ever!

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I was helping my favourite girl out of her knickers when she trod on my finger with her stiletto heel - she thought it was hilarious - strange girl!!

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A year or two ago: I managed to really smack my kneecap against the corner of a metal bed frame. It still gives me jip when I cycle or run. Never got it checked I assume a minor crack or something:)

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:confused: Oh our girls are always reporting injuries....;) we do have a laugh esp when it's the client that gets injured LOL :)

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Sadly not but she did make me a very nice sandwich and a drink while a couple of other punters i knew their took the piss.:confused::D;)

Sorry Smiths, I can't stop laughing at this ;):D

Still, least its better now!

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Sorry Smiths, I can't stop laughing at this :confused::D

Still, least its better now!

No problem Robin, i saw the funny side of it myself.;):D

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