Joanna Manchester

The offers I get

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The fantastic offers I get, anyone else had this one?

"Hello,

Hope you're well.

I am new to ** and the reason why I'm contacting you is because I would like to offer my unique massage experience to a lovely lady like you. I was actually surfing through the ** pages to find some initial clients. Please read my profile; Nickname: YouMeAW.

As an introductory offering to get me started on **, I am offering free massage for you until you feel satisfied. Of course my pleasure is in giving you a memorable time both emotionally and physically… leaving you fully satisfied.

Sure you would like that, then please don't hesitate to email in first instance or txt on: 0790*5339*5. Then we will arrange a mutually convenient time to talk over phone (get to know me) and hopefully arrange something!

What's in it for me? I do drive….and I do like travelling and meeting interesting people. Feedback from clients, although encouraged is by no means essential. Also, I'd be happy to be referred to other prospective clients. I am looking for repeat requests from my clients and am confident that they will want more after my first offering.

If you like to request anything else or just chat then feel free to contact me.

Thanks very much for reading and I hope to hear from You soon!

Bye for now,

A x"

I'm simply going to mail him back with a link to my website, spefically to the rates page.:confused:

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Well, you can't knock him for trying :confused:

Must admit, I hadn't thought of that one. Wonder if he gets any takers?

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This reminds me of an old joke:

Bloke in Manchester sees a job advertised for a "massagist and fanny waxing assistant"

Job includes "remove costumer knickers, prepare fanny for waxing and then massage and rub in oil in area after".

He agrees and and told to go to Plymouth. He is surprised and asks, if that where the job based?

Job center says: "No, thats where the fucking queue starts". :confused:

Joanne, I am still surprised why you did not got used to all this useless enquiries from а******** yet. I've recently counted emails which I received on this site during last 2 weeks, and out of 19 its only 2 which was worth to reply to.

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There are quite a lot of these 'please can I have free sex for a back-rub' merchants. The OP mentioned one that is pretty new obviously. The ones that tighten up their act can actually not only get business but get paid for it. Check the FRs and see names of established WGs that have paid for their services. But the market is small and the pay generally less. A male escort is a professional, same as a WG. (Now I haven't worked as one - info is based on analysing A/W reports and also chats with friends who worked for / ran agencies that also employed male escorts.

Maybe someone will 'give him a chance' duh. More likely if a women is going to get a male escort, just as the other way round, she is likely to choose someone who sounds like they know what they are doing. And price isn't really an issue so not much point in trying to give it away IMO.

I also once had a neighbour who struck on an unusual idea along such lines - and he was a superb salesperson (no website). He would go round the massage parlours offering aroma therapy massages. He made a small income out of it.

The art is at its height in Japan though. Male escorts at the select pleasure houses command awesome rates that mostly only WGs can afford. And most of the time they (the male escorts) don't even have to have sex.

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Lol i found this very same email when i woke up this morning.

I do have to say though it was a nice change from the usual ones guys offering services send. I recieved an email on ** from a x- member who was banned from here a while back asking if i wanted to do couple escorting together, and he also wanted me to be filmed having sex with him to put on his private gallery, the copy i got would have my face blurred if i wished.Jeez. He even stated the cut he wanted and how many bookings he wanted per week. :confused:

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There are quite a lot of these 'please can I have free sex for a back-rub' merchants. The OP mentioned one that is pretty new obviously. The ones that tighten up their act can actually not only get business but get paid for it. Check the FRs and see names of established WGs that have paid for their services. But the market is small and the pay generally less. A male escort is a professional, same as a WG. (Now I haven't worked as one - info is based on analysing A/W reports and also chats with friends who worked for / ran agencies that also employed male escorts.

Maybe someone will 'give him a chance' duh. More likely if a women is going to get a male escort, just as the other way round, she is likely to choose someone who sounds like they know what they are doing. And price isn't really an issue so not much point in trying to give it away IMO.

I also once had a neighbour who struck on an unusual idea along such lines - and he was a superb salesperson (no website). He would go round the massage parlours offering aroma therapy massages. He made a small income out of it.

The art is at its height in Japan though. Male escorts at the select pleasure houses command awesome rates that mostly only WGs can afford. And most of the time they (the male escorts) don't even have to have sex.

I would be more than happy to pay a man to massage me and perhaps a bit more (actually have done this in the past), if he is decent looking. But from what I can see the majority of these guys, who want to get paid, are really really below average looking guys. I'm not going to pay for something that I can quite easily get for free.

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I would be more than happy to pay a man to massage me and perhaps a bit more (actually have done this in the past), if he is decent looking. But from what I can see the majority of these guys, who want to get paid, are really really below average looking guys. I'm not going to pay for something that I can quite easily get for free.

Interestingly, I find generally that good, professional standard paid massages are normally given by ladies whose looks fall short of really good looking escorts. By and large, escorts who provide massage as a service do not do it well at all. When you refer to decent looking guys, do you have any particular age range and physical build in mind ?

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Yep that's what I have found too Cum and Go. Most women I have massaged have said I should be charging for it but as I am no longer young and handsome, well past 30 and never was handsome I couldn't get any customers even it was a free service :confused:

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There are quite a lot of these 'please can I have free sex for a back-rub' merchants. The OP mentioned one that is pretty new obviously. The ones that tighten up their act can actually not only get business but get paid for it. Check the FRs and see names of established WGs that have paid for their services. But the market is small and the pay generally less. A male escort is a professional, same as a WG. (Now I haven't worked as one - info is based on analysing A/W reports and also chats with friends who worked for / ran agencies that also employed male escorts.

A quick glance at AWank reveals 5355 wannabees currently advertising as straight male escorts. One of them has some good feedback from me, and also some other ladies, because he booked us and paid like everybody else. I think at the time his profile had had something like 37 views in two years.

If there are, say, 20 regular female clients of male escorts in the uk (plus the occasional one-timer giving it a go out of curiosity or whatever), even if these ladies book once a month each (which I doubt they do), that's still not much moolah to split between the ten thousand or so hopeful souls who've fallen for the current bollocks media hype (and the amount popping up on SAAFE at the moment makes me want to drink turps). Plus, I doubt very much that any civvy women would book some numpty with cock pix off @W - the only women I have ever known book these men were other WGs, and all bar one said it was shite (the one who wasn't was a qualified massuse and obviously knew what to do with his hands, which puts him in a minority of, well, not many). In other words, don't give up the day job lads.

Ice to the Eskimos. And apologies for being off topic :confused:.

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I think you're right Amy m'dear. There's probably more women in the marines than men as successful escorts. Apart from my ex neighbour (who never made a killing) my info is via a group of mixed people from an escort agency I used to hang out with occasionally, a couple of whom I knew fairly well. Their two male escorts had to work damn hard to and didn't get that many bookings but I think it was about one or two a week. But they were polished. The 5000 odd wannabees have no hope. Quite amusing to see them try though. :confused:

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lol and I thought I was the only one to recieve this email (not). :confused:

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Oh I got a very good one a couple of days ago, a guy that initially inquired about massage, next message is one asking if I will go see another male client with him, I pointed out that:

1) I do not do the full personal

2) This 'client' would have to pay me to fuck two men (see above)

3) I would not go and fuck two men that I did not know together (see 1)

4) If I was to do a duo with another male escort then I would bring Ryan back

5) And how the hell do I know it is not him and his mate wanting me to do both of them for the price of one!

The only thing I was glad about with the local papers stopping their advertising was that tw@t that used to advertise for girls (£25 a week for the advert) and then 'try' them out first lost his hook.

But saying that most of my bookings now are from ** or Blonde Escorts and I have not had a no show or a time waster yet! Early days!

S x

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Just had a look at his profile, and am about to copy and paste it to my own profile so prepare for some more rubbish in your boxes. :D

Seriously though it's 15:30'ish and he hasn't even logged in today to respond to all those booking requests. :confused:

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I'm trained in whole body massage, with a proper table, pretty damn good at it too and it has proved popular with quite a few women, it has also lead to some fun times. However no way way would I dream of making 'special offers' to WGs, these idiots are such dickheads. I have actually been paid twice to work with escorts on MMF scenes, but it hasn't been the woman who has coughed up for me, the first time it was the National Lottery, the second time the male punter who wanted another bloke there put in the money for me.

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I've done a fair few bookings whereby I've been asked to take another guy along. As my hubbie is well and truly straight I've often found a guy of the other site or in the yahoo groups to stand in.

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I've done a fair few bookings whereby I've been asked to take another guy along. As my hubbie is well and truly straight I've often found a guy of the other site or in the yahoo groups to stand in.

AS well as the two MMFs I got paid for I also did a fair few unpaid ones with another escort, all of those were 'straight' appointments, plus on the swinging scene the majority of MMF meetings are also straight rather than 'bi'.

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@ Mike52.

I'm impressed. I have yet to come across a qualified masseur... have searched without luck. I am constantly bombarded with emails with offers of massages from amateurs. I always ask whether they have any qualifications. None have been able to provide any. Massaging is serious business especially if the recipient suffers from certain medical ailments... massage can make things a whole lot worse [and more] as you know.

I would never let anyone, who is not qualified in the field, to touch my back.

@ op

These offers have been around for years and years and not just from the other site!

I had a lovely offer from a 22yr old [bearing in I have a minimum age requirement of 30] this morning :D offering to spend an entire night with me and satisfy my every needs... oh and he's thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big [arms width] <<< this is the polite version. His version was far too sexplicit to repeat! Oh I cant wait to meet him :confused:

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Lol i found this very same email when i woke up this morning.

We're really quite lucky Chloe, he's prepared to travel to see me in Manchester and you in London without charging us, this is a fantastic offer, so many others will be soooooooooooo jealous.

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We're really quite lucky Chloe, he's prepared to travel to see me in Manchester and you in London without charging us, this is a fantastic offer, so many others will be soooooooooooo jealous.

This thread makes me laugh - there are some funny ones at times ;)

I remember getting approached by this 21 year old, saying he was a male escort and as we were obviously both sex crazy since we were both escorts why did we not meet up for some mutual fun.. I looked at his profile and his charges were £5 per hour.. Aaahhh, bless :):)

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When I first joined the site you mentioned I was graced with a message from a man who declared himself to be happily married with kids and he was looking for a live in Nanny. He said that he could change my life by paying me £100 per week for looking after his children. I could live in and would be fed and watered and have weekends to myself, but when his wife went out, he would like me to assist him with his needs to.

I told him he was living in a dream world.

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This thread makes me laugh - there are some funny ones at times ;)

I remember getting approached by this 21 year old, saying he was a male escort and as we were obviously both sex crazy since we were both escorts why did we not meet up for some mutual fun.. I looked at his profile and his charges were £5 per hour.. Aaahhh, bless :):)

Is that even minimum wage?

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We're really quite lucky Chloe, he's prepared to travel to see me in Manchester and you in London without charging us, this is a fantastic offer, so many others will be soooooooooooo jealous.

He pays for the hotel too apparentley if you cannot accomodate him as he prefers bookings of 2 hours if possible, yes i did look and he only charges 60 per hour, he isnt going to make much profit that way unless he charges "extra's". His profile was well written though and not at all vulgar which so many profiles are.

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When I first joined the site you mentioned I was graced with a message from a man who declared himself to be happily married with kids and he was looking for a live in Nanny. He said that he could change my life by paying me £100 per week for looking after his children. I could live in and would be fed and watered and have weekends to myself, but when his wife went out, he would like me to assist him with his needs to.

I told him he was living in a dream world.

I can't understand how you could possibly refuse such a great offer...;)

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