Carissa

Ladies what do you do when a punter is crap?

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As per the title... what do we do? Do we just throw them out on the street in their boxers (or god forbid in their y-fronts), or do we just grin and bear it and think about that lovely handbag we want? Well of course its a handbag or shoes that we want, cos we have sooo much money all we do it shop.

And what constitutes a bad punter? (well obviously one having a cheesey knob counts, but what else?)

As the boys have given us a proper education about what to do with a crap WG's, its only right that we do the same in return...

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As per the title... what do we do? Do we just throw them out on the street in their boxers (or god forbid in their y-fronts), or do we just grin and bear it and think about that lovely handbag we want? Well of course its a handbag or shoes that we want, cos we have sooo much money all we do it shop.

And what constitutes a bad punter? (well obviously one having a cheesey knob counts, but what else?)

As the boys have given us a proper education about what to do with a crap WG's, its only right that we do the same in return...

There is a difference between crap (as I defined it) and bad (as indicated by your example). Crap (in the various senses I defined it) should not be a matter of concern to a WG although it is of considerable concern to the punters. And we already know how WGs deal with bad (ie punters who are smelly, disrespectful, cheesey dick, short on readies etc).

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There is a difference between crap (as I defined it) and bad (as indicated by your example). Crap (in the various senses I defined it) should not be a matter of concern to a WG

Really? So it shouldn't matter that we have a clamper/biter who thinks it is a great idea to bite a ladies genitals as he saw it in a porn movie. Or a sander, the one who literaly tries to rub all the skin off and wont listen when you say it is uncomfortable as he knows it will make you squirt in 30secs or so? These are crap techniques that cause discomfort and some clients will not listen to reason.

YOu can try and guide thse guys, you can them ask them nicely to try something else, you can then tell them to stop it with a polite if you do that anymore I will have to stop but eventually with the really ignorant you do have to call an end to the booking unless you want to cancel everyone else that day and sit in a bath of cold yoghurt

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Really? So it shouldn't matter that we have a clamper/biter who thinks it is a great idea to bite a ladies genitals as he saw it in a porn movie. Or a sander, the one who literaly tries to rub all the skin off and wont listen when you say it is uncomfortable as he knows it will make you squirt in 30secs or so? These are crap techniques that cause discomfort and some clients will not listen to reason.

YOu can try and guide thse guys, you can them ask them nicely to try something else, you can then tell them to stop it with a polite if you do that anymore I will have to stop but eventually with the really ignorant you do have to call an end to the booking unless you want to cancel everyone else that day and sit in a bath of cold yoghurt

Yes, really. You are making up your own and different definite of crap and that is your perogative.

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if a wg is sexually crap in a punt the guy would simply vote with his feet

if a punter is sexually crap i dont think many wgs would turn him away

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As per the title... what do we do?

I think I would be me who was crap if I were to even allow a client to think he was.

Part of my buzz is seeing my client skip down the road with a big smile on his face.

And what constitutes a bad punter?

No money

Time waster

Walk outs

Stalkers

Rapist

Murderer

Not necessarily in that order ;)

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There is a difference between crap (as I defined it) and bad (as indicated by your example). Crap (in the various senses I defined it) should not be a matter of concern to a WG although it is of considerable concern to the punters. And we already know how WGs deal with bad (ie punters who are smelly, disrespectful, cheesey dick, short on readies etc).

Apologies for not choosing my words as precisely as I should have. And I am glad that by disecting my post you have made you feel better.

I wrote that at about 2am this morning, after read another post on this board that left me seething.

If you are happy to make threads about us working girls then I don't see why you have a problem in us making a similar thread about punters. I posted it to make a point.

If you are happy to dish it out then you should be capable of having the same in return.

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I posted it to make a point.

I don't think you made much of a point, tbh. Despite the childish tone of the post, it got a sensible, accurate and succinct response from Lou4fun. I don't think much more needs to be said, in all honesty (although as is the case with all forums, that doesn't mean much).

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It dosn't matter if a punter Is crap or good In bed, as long as the cash keeps rolling In why would a WG have a problem? ;)

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I think I would be me who was crap if I were to even allow a client to think he was. :

Indeed, it's the WG's 'job' unfortunately to put up with punts that are crap all the time... As if we actually told the truth "Oi mate you're a bit rough and ugly for me" there'd be complaining and wining, and we'd get no more business. We have to try and turn it around so even if they're a bit crap we get through it at least not in pain.

It's true though the punters should be able to hear it as well as dish it out! Crap punts include Slobberers, the needy ones that want part of your soul as well as your body, Biters! really sweaty ones, pushy guys that want everything uncovered and can't understand why BB is not for you .... ... Yeah I left escorting to do parties. Far more fun.

Yes, really. You are making up your own and different definite of crap and that is your perogative.

No... crap means crap?

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It dosn't matter if a punter Is crap or good In bed, as long as the cash keeps rolling In why would a WG have a problem? ;)

You've got to be kidding? Though I suspect you aren't :)

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You've got to be kidding? Though I suspect you aren't ;)

No I'm being realistic, ok a question would you rather see a punter for free who was fantastic In bed, or would you rather see a punter who Is below average, but pays regular? :)

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A crap punter isn't one who is 'below average' in bed. It's one who is too rough, or who mauls you, or bites your nipples too hard, or shoves his fingers up you with no warning or leaves bruises where his fingers have squeezed too hard or slobbers all over you, or cums in your mouth when you don't offer CIM... things like that. Am sure others can add to the list.

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A crap punter isn't one who is 'below average' in bed. It's one who is too rough, or who mauls you, or bites your nipples too hard, or shoves his fingers up you with no warning or leaves bruises where his fingers have squeezed too hard or slobbers all over you, or cums in your mouth when you don't offer CIM... things like that. Am sure others can add to the list.

To be fair, I think you are talking at cross purposes.

You are just talking about a "bad punter", whereas he is talking about a normal punter (who is respectful e.t.c) but unable to satisfy you in bed.

As the punter, we are paying to be satisfied in bed. Whereas, whilst all escorts should be respected, once they are paid there is no requirement for them to be satisfied. Personally, it is a requirement for me as it increases my own enjoyment of the punt, but I'm sure not all feel like that.

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Yes I realise what he means. I would never consider someone who didn't satisfy me to be a bad punter. As you say, it's not a requirement.

I was just trying to point out what we as WGs might mean by a 'crap punter'.

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Someone who hurts or Is to rough with an escort Is a bad punter,

a crap punter ie. crap In bed Is a guy who Isn't very good at shagging.

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A crap punter to me means a guy knocking on the wrong door in an apartment block and asking for so & so, sitting right outside & shouting loudly on his phone drawing attention to himself, shouting "Charlotte" three times across lakeside, the guy who knocked on my front door (at home!!) after seeing me come out and asking for my number because he lost it ;)

All of the above have happened and they are not "bad" punters, just pretty crap at playing the game.

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A crap punter to me means a guy knocking on the wrong door in an apartment block and asking for so & so, sitting right outside & shouting loudly on his phone drawing attention to himself, shouting "Charlotte" three times across lakeside, the guy who knocked on my front door (at home!!) after seeing me come out and asking for my number because he lost it :)

All of the above have happened and they are not "bad" punters, just pretty crap at playing the game.

Was the guy on the phone Dom Jolly? HEEELO! ;)

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Was the guy on the phone Dom Jolly? HEEELO! ;)

It sounded like him, but no darling it was Richard Gere :)

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I think I would be me who was crap if I were to even allow a client to think he was.

Part of my buzz is seeing my client skip down the road with a big smile on his face.

Have you ever been left with a big smile on yours, and pondered what if. Occupational hazard with us punters but what if it happens with the WG's? Does the fact he's a punter overide all other consideration. Just curious.

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It sounded like him, but no darling it was Richard Gere :)

You shagged that Richard Gere? ;)

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You shagged that Richard Gere? ;)

jerb all us girls have shagged "that" Richard Gere, didnt you know????:)

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jerb all us girls have shagged "that" Richard Gere, didnt you know????:D

Yeah and I've boffed Julia Roberts. ;):)

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Yeah and I've boffed Julia Roberts. ;):)

Oh yeah was that right after Catherine Zeta Jones? Yeah I had a crap day today, I had Michael Weatherly :D:(:D

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If you are happy to make threads about us working girls then I don't see why you have a problem in us making a similar thread about punters. I posted it to make a point.

If you are happy to dish it out then you should be capable of having the same in return.

But you don't make a point. The above seems to me to make about as much sense as saying why shouldn't chefs start websites that review their customers. Of course, they could. But they wouldn't. Why bite the hand that feeds? Why waste your time? You seem to think that punters and service providers are the same and, therefore, the same rules apply to each. But they're nnot, and they don't. One party is a buyer, and the other is a seller. In this world, buyers review sellers to advise other buyers. Sellers want business in all but the most abusive cases. And there already is a review section for girls to write those; it's called "Dangerous Punter warnings." Therefore, the present process works. Or am I missing something?

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