Review of Crystal of London

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An okay flat in a fairly respectable street. There were some guys repairing a van in the flats' front garden which was a bit off putting.

Not the Crystal advertised. When I arrived there were two Chinese girls in-house. Both attractive, but neither was the girl pictured. The girl I saw was about 5ft 7 or 8, small breasts, pretty, with long legs.

An odd one. First the agency gave me the wrong street address and I had to ring them to confirm at the last minute. Luckily the right street was just round the corner. I found the flat and got buzzed in then spent a minute waiting in the hall listening to hushed conversations inside the flat. When I was admitted it turned out there was some confusion as to which girl I'd booked. There was then a heated discussion about who's customer I was (the were both good looking girls so I asked to be left out of the negotiations). Eventually I fell into the hands of a tall, attractive Chinese girl. On the plus side she was friendly and did everything that was asked of her; on the minus side, she did spent some time texting her next client and when she stripped off I found two large tattoos on her back. I hate tattoos, but by then I was stripped and ready for action...so what the heck. In the end I came twice in around 40 minutes but left before the full hour. The girl I wanted to see (the 'real' Crystal) also goes under the name 'Gabby' on www.vipasianparadise.co.uk/. God knows where she is (back in China probably) but she's certainly not in the flat I visited. The girl I saw was very good, but I still feel a bit cheated and the confusion over the address was annoying.