Review of Linzi Dawn of Linzi Dawn, Birmingham

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Flat is fine but would prefer en-suite bathroom.This area of Milton Keynes is perfectly safe at any time but then I am 20 stone of muscle and nasty looking so Compton and Moss side don't worry me either.

She looks like her laugh. Once you meet her you will see this is a perfect description but for the more prosaic reader she has long black hair,large tits,a tan ,a tatoo above a spank me arse and a mouth that auditioned for a flake advert but decided good cock tastes better than bad chocolate.She's younger than my mum and older than my daughter so she meets the only neccessary age requirements.

For once this was not just about the sex. I am single and in love with a married women who lives 10,000 miles away so i have casual sex on an almost daily basis - some paid for, some free.Friday nights sex with a neighbour of mine had not been great.The combination of beer and rugby viewing seemed to hinder my orgasm. So by Saturday my balls are bloated and I have to load them onto a wheelbarrow and visit a house of good repute.I am so horny i nearly proposition the beautiful receptionist(next time I will!)I am introduced to Camilla who is my every desire and i want to lick her till she giggles but then in comes my orgasm in high heels.Linzi she calls herself but to me she will always be Benny or Eric or Bob or "that one from Pheonix Nights".She is hysterically funny.We had such a laugh. She fell off the bed,I forgot how to breath.I am desperate to take her to the pub for an evening out as she is wonderful company. Oh I nearly forgot - the sex was great.I gently spanked her arse while rimming her in a 69.She snogged me,I licked her nipples,she snogged me,I rubbed her clit,she snogged me.Then she flung herself on her back, pulled her legs wide apart opening a foaming pussy AND DEMANDED I FUCK HER. So I did-hard and quick. It was so good.