Review of Electra of Admiral Escorts, London

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Flat is a basement flat in Paddington. Clean but very warm (for whatever reason, she decides to turn on the heating to the max.

Short (5"4 or so) blonde bleached blonde girl in her mid 20s. Half of her back is covered in cheap disgusting tatoo.

This was the weirdest experience of my life with a hooker. First I arrived on time and rang the bell, there was no response. I thought maybe she's delayed with the previous client, so I waited (its in a basement, so no one saw me). Three minutes later, I rang the bell again and knock the door. She came to the door while I was trying to call the Agency, five minutes after I arrived.
She explained that she got ready for me and fell asleep. Fair enough, I thought. She looks dated and angry. I asked her if everything was ok. She said yes, and asked me which Agency sent me. I was taken aback, as she should have known this as the Agency had contacted her about the booking. I asked her if she wasn't contacted, to which she said she had been, but she doen't know which Agency sent which client. WEIRD. Then I said ADMIRAL, and she said "huurr", with such a disguse look on her face as if to say to hell with them.
I asked her if she doesn't want to see me, and she said she wouldn't let me into the flat if that was the case.

So I handed her the money, undress, went to bathroom and came back. She started OWO and some kissing, which was nice and seem to be relax at this point. I asked for condom as I wanted to fuck. She applied the condom and asked what position I want. I said I wanted her on all four for a doggy. She immediately became angry again saying "I am not a dog, only dogs fuck like this". "If you wanted to fuck like a dog then you should have fuck on the street and not come here". She carried on and on and at this point she was getting on my nerves.

What is the point in paying a pipper if you cannot dictate the tune? I am paying her ?2.50 per minute (assuming I will have the 60 minutes I paid for), yet I can't even fuck in a position I want? This is not fair. Just because she found her way (or the way was found for her) to London means she can charge ?150 to dictate how she will be taken. Where she came from, she will be lucky to get $100 for a night, doing everything.

Eventaully she decided she wants to start in missionary, then turn around and lay face down on the bed. I was now beginning to feel like I'd been robbed. This and the fact that unpleasant odour was coming from her pussy, I lost my erection, so I just lay on the bed trying had to disguse my annoyance. After about 5 minutes she started giving me a blow job again. It was alright, but my mind wasn't in it.
Then suddenly she jump-up and SCREAMED "what are you doing"? I asked what the matter was. She said "I'd been sucking you for 20 minutes and you are not cuming". "Look at the time, 40 minutes pass and you are not cuming". I reminded her that I'd paid for 1 hour. She said I can stay in the apartment for the hour, but she will not suck me again.
I asked her if this is how she treats her clients, to which her response was that she doesn't care about this Agency as she works with 8 Agencies, so she doesn't care if one of those doesn't give her work. I took a shower and left without cumming.

Here are those Agencies, so you don't fall into this woman's daylight robbery trap:
Admiral Escorts
Abella1
Viva Escorts
Cloud 9 Companions
Bunnies of London
Babylon Girls
London Escorts
Alphababes (as helena

The lady writes:

I am an independent escort, my escort name is Electra,and I am a lady that one of the clients mentioned in the report no. 100414 and submitted this report to Punternet on the 15 of October, saying that he visited me from Admiral escort agency , and wrote about me horrible and not truthful information, which is humiliating me as an escort and as a woman, and when I was reading this report I was shocked and even started to cry. Let me just explain to you that really happen when author of this report visited me. First of all he is a big liar, and a lot of things in this report is not true. I always take care of my clients and never refuse them, and you can see my other reviews even at Admiral escorts http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort-review/490 and my reviews at Bunnies of London http://www.bunniesoflondon.co.uk/escort-electra.htm, and other agencies that I am a friendly girl who really enjoy to be an escort. The author of this report is a rude guy, who came to visit me on the 15 of October, I did open the door for him straight after he rang the bell, and welcomed him come to my bedroom, I kiss him and asked if he wants to take a shower,and offered him a drink, I didn't asked him from which agency he came, as I new that he is from Admiral escort client, as Admiral agency receptionist lady called me and said that I will have 1pm appointment. I just asked that how are you today? as he was very nervous from the beginning he entered my flat , and it seemed as he had a bit of alcohol just maybe a little bit as it was smell of alcohol , but I pretend as i didn't mentioned it.He started touch me as soon as we entered my bedroom , without even asking me , and even before he gave me the payment, and looked at me very strange way, that I was a bit scared. and I asked him again is everything OK, and is he really wants to stay with me as maybe there is something that he didn't like, but he said that he is fine, then he putted 150 pounds on my bed and went to the bathroom and after quick shower he came back and we started our hour. I kissed him, and did owo, and gave him massage as wanted to make him relax, but he still was very nervous and rude. We started sex in different positions, and I make him to cum first time, and he was feeling happy( he never mentioned doggy style and I never said that I worked for 8 agencies, he probably found my profiles on different agenies ). Then we had some rest and I gave him relaxing massage and we started second turn. and I was trying still make him to cum second time , and kiss him, and gave him a lot of oral , and he could cum for second time and this is what make him angry. But it was not my fault that he could not cum second time, and it was already full hour as we been together, then I asked him that if he wants stay longer then he can continue and stay for other 30 min or 1 hr more, but I never screamed and never asked him '' What are you doing?''as he described in his report. and he said that he paid for full hour and I MUST make him cum second time its an order, that he paid for this! Can you imagine what a rude man, I am not a sex machine and I like to enjoy what I am doing and I like if my partner enjoy time with me too ! This man was a bit of drunk and he is not a gentleman , he is not a honest person who likes to take advantages and make lady feel bad. and I am very hygienic person and I don't have any smell , and when he wrote about this, he was made it on purpose to make me feel bad and upset and wrote this faulty report on purpose!