Review of Suzi of Annabellas MK, Milton Keynes

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An enchanted palace of promiscuity.

Sexy Czech girl. Late twenties. She wore a Casio digital watch.

It was Sunday. I tuned my iPod to N-Dubz and set off on my skateboard.

On arrival, I was shown to my usual room - the one with the brown leather sofa and a picture of New York on the wall.

When Suzi walked through the door, we kissed hello and undressed in front of the mirror. I stood behind her and cupped her breasts. I commented that we made a splendid couple - she looked like a blonde Demi Moore (circa 1990) and I looked like an old Ashton Kutcher. The merest hint of a frown flickered across her brow. I slipped my hand into her knickers and flicked her off until her felicity dampened my fingertip. We turned to face one another and we kissed. She's a keen tongue-jouster.

We moved to the bed, where Suzi treated me to a bout of oral without. She started gently, concentrating on the head. As time passed, she got more and more into it. Her eyes darkened and her attention focused: licking, sucking, deep-throating, staring into my eyes. She seemed to relish the task and her enthusiasm was boundless. She genuinely seemed hungry for cock, only pausing to French kiss me. I thought to myself, "This is rather good."
"Shall we try 69?" she asked.
"Yes," I answered.
In the blink of an eye, she levitated in the air and spun round. She locked her mouth around my cock and I licked her crease. This continued for a couple of minutes. Then suddenly, she moaned, I groaned, and a jet of thoroughbred stud-juice squirted from my pipework.

Suzi seemed disconcerted that I'd finished early and hadn't lasted long enough to proceed to intercourse. I commented that I was extremely happy because she is the only girl ever to bring me to completion in this position.

We had a bit of spare time and Suzi was keen to give me my full half hour, but I was eager to pop into John Lewis to buy a new alarm clock. I bought one of those radio-controlled ones that are always accurate and automatically adjust when the clocks change.

A good punt.