No. 101318 - Published 9 Dec 2010
A decent townhouse on the north side of the MK centre, plenty of free parking close to hand but being December it does take a while to find a space, the interior was clean and the whole place felt safe, one minor niggle, the bathroom used while functional was nothing to shout about, especially the shower which didn?t seem to have any oomph to it at all, but as I say, minor detail.
A somewhat earlier reunion than I had intended, brought about by Tammy?s twin announcement of her upcoming retirement and return to Milton Keynes. Included as part of her service repertoire at MKE is the Nuru massage, the concept of which I was introduced to with the opening of Decadent Divas in MK and something I?ve since had in mind to try, with this Saturday being the only one I had available this month due to work and family commitments I made the call and the ball was put in motion.
A quick warning first to anyone planning on visiting over the next couple of weeks while driving; I left my place in plenty of time intending to take a look around the MK ONE Centre before hand *chuckles* yeah right, between Christmas traffic, a couple of closed roads and finding a spot to park I was left with just a few minutes to spare when I finally got there, I suggest you be sure to leave plenty extra time especially if you?re coming from out of town.
I did make it in time however and having arrived and been shown to the room (no random meet and greets this time *sadface*) Tammy and I had a little catch up while undressing for a shared bath prior to the main event, warm and relaxing, and Tammy does not lie when she describes herself as a water baby.
Still wet from the bath we decamped to the top bedroom, specifically a double bed covered in a vinyl sheet to begin the massage proper, the gel I would describe as having the consistency of maple syrup while at the same time being slipperier than any lube I?ve yet to encounter, heated to about body temperature (I think, comfortable regardless) the gel went on the bed, I got on the bed, more gel went on me, then Tammy got on me, and then the party really kicked off.
The Nuru itself was a slippery gel-soaked full on body to body massage in more positions than I could count, to say Tammy was throwing herself and me around the bed would be an understatement and more than once I was left wondering ?where the heck is she going now?? before she started working on me again, on top, underneath, side by side, wrapped up in various weird and wonderful contortions, up, down, left, right and any other direction you can think of, almost like playing Twister, naked, with lube.
The two things that most stand out in my mind, me on my front (standard massage position) Tammy on top of me facing the ceiling (think standing back to back except lying down) our hands locked together and Tammy?s body sliding up and down my whole body and me on my back, Tammy on top of me moving side to side like a snake, hips and shoulders in opposite directions while I?m moving up and down, all in all a full bodied assault on the senses and it felt amazing.
The biggest thing I can say in favour of the Nuru massage is it is fun as hell once you get going, it took a little time to get into it, but once there it was a wild ride, I was tired and laughing by the end and that was before we got into the personal service, As previous I will keep the more intimate details of that between Tammy and myself, however I will say it was even more fun than our last meeting mainly due to the Nuru gel, ?wet and wild? would be a very suitable description.
We finished with a shared shower which provided the one let down of the hour as described earlier, but it did the job eventually, so no great shakes, back to the bedroom where we dried, dressed and said our goodbyes before I headed back out into the real world with a smile on my face and a spring in my step, just what I needed on a fairly dull December Saturday.
I would definitely recommend both Tammy and the Nuru massage to anyone who?s interested, as much as I would visit Tammy again, I fear I won't get another opportunity before she retires.